Comments - Girl Faints During a Bill Clinton Speech

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Any reason why Bill looks like he spent the last 11 hours in a tanning bed?

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:22am

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some folk will do''ANYTHING to get out from listening to one of clintons(AS EXCITING AS WATCHING PAINT DRY SPEECHES!'') icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

mcleans99sn [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:22am

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Bill has that effect on Woman

liacon [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:22am

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Oh Bill was looking at those high school girls and said, "It's hot up here", damn pervert icon_biggrin.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:27am

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She was in a dress and you know bill probably teaching her how to smoke cigars....

F4M0U54NU5 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:32am

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pre-pubescent monica lewinksky?

stonemegood [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:33am

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Don't you mean, "she's hot"!,... up here. icon_cheesygrin.gif

ryler [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:35am

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She didn't faint, she fell asleep while standing up. Political speeches will do that to you.

jackrussel01 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:37am

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what is it with wemen going down on bill

kenny71 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:45am

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she couldnt help it. hes just sooo dreamy.

deleted user [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:54am

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F4M0U54NU5 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:32am

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i think its just his age doin that 2 em

larryvee [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:58am

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Expiring tax cuts for the wealthy really had an affect on her.

fakelol66 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:15am

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Clinton: Oh, my! This young girl has fainted! I will help her!...
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...Uh, I think it's mouth to mouth, Mr. President.

deleted user [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:15am

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deleted user [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:28am

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ggallin1 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:59am

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No comment other than these people should be sued for letting their children near that criminal, pervert, lying, cheating, traitorous scumball.
That's all.
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QB [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 8:08am

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Sadly, he got re-elected while in the process of being impeached, people are that gullible.
His wife is even worse, she was the brains behind that "Cattle Gate" deal AND was a member of the Black Panthers in the '60's when I was growing up. Now people are looking to vote HER into office, how quickly we forget.......

rascoil [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 8:19am

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We are so fucked, if she wins. I think BIll passed a little gas, poor girl icon_stoned.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:29am

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she's drunk. @scott, bill looks that way because his vacation in brazil wasnt so good.

boobie.bird [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:42am

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He looks flushed, like he can't handle being around that many young girls. I'm surprised he didn't pass out. - icon_redface.gif

Jaro [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:53am

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Bill is so fat these days.

ggallin1 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 6:08am

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Yeah. He's not in shape like his
"jog to Macdonalds" days...
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deleted user [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 6:21am

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slamdawg9 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 6:09am

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Happens to me everytime any politician opens their mouth..... icon_rolleyes.gif

rascoil [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 8:26am

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ABSOLUTION
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While the Pope was in the States he decided to grant absolution to three sinners.
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The first person to come up was Hugh Grant. The Pope asked, "What is your sin?"
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"I cheated on my girlfriend and got caught."
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The Pope replied, "Kneel down. I'll bless you and grant you absolution."
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Next in line was Bill Clinton. "What was your sin, son?"
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"I cheated on my wife." The Philanderer in Chief replied.
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"Kneel down, my son. I'll bless you and grant you absolution."
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A third person came up and the Pope asked, "What is your name?"
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"Monica Lewinsky."
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The Pope stroked his chin. "Hmmmm. Perhaps you should remain standing . . . "
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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 6:20am

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Bill loks at her as if to say," Yeah, young bitches faint when I'm around all the time!" Is it just me or did he get a quick peak up her skirt before she got up. icon_confused.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 6:29am

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I think the rohypnol had just kicked in and she was instantly escorted to Bill's trailor. icon_eek.gif

thearchangel [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 6:36am

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She should have learned something from Monica Lewinsky. Bend your knees and you won't pass out. icon_rolleyes.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 6:44am

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She looked young....oh well, next years crop.... icon_eek.gif

skindeep [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 6:51am

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she is icon_stoned.gif

Uncledaddy [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:04am

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I think it had more to do with Bill's burritos on the bus last night than it had to do with the heat and what not.

Farvs [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:07am

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ggallin1 on Jan 16 08 : 7:59am wrote:
No comment other than these people should be sued for letting their children near that criminal, pervert, lying, cheating, traitorous scumball.
That's all.
Amen! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

rimmelfarb [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:12am

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Farvs on Jan 16 08 : 9:07am wrote:
ggallin1 on Jan 16 08 : 7:59am wrote:
No comment other than these people should be sued for letting their children near that criminal, pervert, lying, cheating, traitorous scumball.
That's all.
Amen!

I second that icon_beer.gif Clinton's like "you got a question? Anyone got a question?" He sounds really concerned about that girl

concorde [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:14am

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Not surprising, Bill Clinton makes women swoon.

misanthropic [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:41am

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thearchangel on Jan 16 08 : 8:36am wrote:
She should have learned something from Monica Lewinsky. Bend your knees and you won't pass out.
jackrussel01 on Jan 16 08 : 6:37am wrote:
what is it with wemen going down on bill

Validated [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:52am

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Da Bomb on Jan 16 08 : 8:44am wrote:
She looked young....oh well, next years crop....
LOl LMAO lol Da Bomb

QB [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:59am

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I think half the nation went to sleep juuuust about the same time as she did!
He bores me to tears!

globetick [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 8:29am

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Vision of hell= Serving life, and having him and Bliar as cellmates. I just do not know how my brain comes up with this shit!. Must be all those drugs I did years ago still having an effect. Fuuuuck!. icon_rolleyes.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 9:03am

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I guess she didn't inhale icon_rolleyes.gif

Phukemup [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 9:06am

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ggallin1 on Jan 16 08 : 7:59am wrote:
No comment other than these people should be sued for letting their children near that criminal, pervert, lying, cheating, traitorous scumball.
That's all.
Yeah well, I think BC was a much better president than what we have now. Regarding the Lewinsky incident, yes, he exercised very poor judgement but I assure you that he is not the only president who has had his cock sucked in the oval office. Fundamentally, BC is a very intelligent man, is a very good speaker and possess's many other great qualities. Can you say (with a straight face) the same about GWB? GWB will probably be thought of as the worst president in our history. Time will tell.

Toxicity [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 9:27am

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Not necessarily. Right now has got to be one of the hardest times to be president. Bush had 9/11, Katrina, and the falling dollar to deal with. What did Clinton have? The dot-com boom and Blewinsky.
Much of the misfortunes that Bush has fallen victim to were out of his control.
@ video - Whose flag was that?

futant [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 9:56am

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Clinton's "evils" were a joke.
He did well as president.
Bush hasn't had it easy, no, but so the fuck what?
That doesn't automatically make him a good leader.
It's fun watching the bias take affect when it comes to the criticisms.
This administration has funding violation, bribery, cooked intelligence, Halliburton/Enron and multiple, blatant misrepresentations under its belt.
I miss that cheating pervert Clinton and I'd happily welcome a good blowjob scandal.

Toxicity [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 10:01am

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Umm, who are you replying to? Because it sounds directly at me, but it doesn't look that way.
Wow two negatives in about ten minutes.....
hmmm.

ggallin1 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 11:16am

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You think BC was a better president...lets review his decisions, shall we...
You sit there & think about how he let radical islam blow up our embassies, attack our bases, naval vessels, the WTC (the first time), etc & the only thing that asshole ever did "to" radical islam was aid them by bombing the Serbians who were fighting radical muslim terrorists in Serbia.
Now that you've been owned-delete your account, register a new one under a different name, and try not to say something so fucking stupid again.
-*all evil needs to triumph is for good men to do mothing*-

rascoil [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 3:50pm

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BILL AND HILLARY'S 40TH ANNIVERSARY
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Bill and Hillary were married 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage Hillary never looked.
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However, on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.
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That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box?"
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Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
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Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years."
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They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "Why do you have all that money in the box?"
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Bill answered, "Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."
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TurboGuy [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 10:57pm

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Bush senior - Iraq version 1, Bush junior - Iraq version 2... 9/11 occurred under Bushes' presidency, for the people that have selective memories...

futant [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:16pm

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Tox, I was replying more to what GG had written, though I don't know why I put it where I did.
GG, it's all a matter of opinion, you didn't own shit.
My comment's been voted into invisibility now because some disagreed with my statements.
Big fucking deal, the equivalent of censorship voted upon me by fuckers that can't stand to see a little valid criticism aimed at the state of the US.
Clinton didn't "let" radical Islam do anything, but I realize how easy it is to pick a scapegoat.
He followed the advice of his security cabinet and launched missile attacks in Afghanistan and Sudan after US embassies were attacked, had bombs dropped on terrorist training facilities.
Clinton wasn't a soft president.
You know as well as I do that he wouldn't have sat on his ass had the WTC attacks happened during his time in office.
I've laughed at some of your comments but, ultimately, you seem to apply a simplistic black and white, us and them theme to the world.
Your quote about good men doing "mothing" is a good one but I'm not sure that I agree with your opinion of what a good man is.
Definitely not if you hold that shit-eating fuckbag GG Allin in high regard.

rascoil [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:23pm

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futant [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:18pm

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Aw Skeet Skeet. Thanks.

ggallin1 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:27pm

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Yes, he did. Those missile attacks were quite destructive too.
To an aspirin factory & a camel.
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P.S. By "good people" I meant those of us who will stand up to the threat of radical islam.
That excludes democrats.
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sorrytryagain

futant [ban] | Jan 17 08 : 9:34am

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I'm not going to waste my time trying again.
You've made up your mind and I learned long ago that you can lead an ass to water, but...

ggallin1 [ban] | Jan 17 08 : 1:18pm

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FUTANT- you sure you dont want to attempt to tell us a made up story about BC killing a muslim (not aiding them) somewhere?
TURBO- All you do is bash America. Seeing how you're a nip I am not surprized. But I DO wonder if your "selective memory" can put into place what we did to you little bastards a half a century ago???
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Your friend,
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TurboGuy [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 12:49am

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No, I don't bash America, just stupidity. There is a subtle, yet definable difference... Apple, designed in California, built in China.

TurboGuy [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 10:35pm

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Near as I can tell, Clinton got his dick sucked... Oooo, what a terrible crime. Bush has collapsed the US economy and is solely responsible for the deaths of a quarter of a million people - foreign and nationals. You do the math...

mcdeez [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 9:28am

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attention whore icon_mad.gif

Phukemup [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 9:41am

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Toxicity on Jan 16 08 : 11:27am wrote:
Not necessarily. Right now has got to be one of the hardest times to be president. Bush had 9/11, Katrina, and the falling dollar to deal with. What did Clinton have? The dot-com boom and Blewinsky.
Much of the misfortunes that Bush has fallen victim to were out of his control.
@ video - Whose flag was that?
Yeah, it's gotta suck at least a little for BC that the only thing to "go down" on his watch was a woman. But thems the brakes! icon_cheesygrin.gif
GWB took over and all hell broke loose. But at least we now know what he's made of. icon_rolleyes.gif

Incarnate [ban] | Jan 17 08 : 3:33am

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i found out what he was made of when he got news of the planes on 9-11 and sat there like a scared little girl while our country was under attack (btw, not a fan of EIITHER pres.)

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 10:04am

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Da Bomb on Jan 16 08 : 8:44am wrote:
She looked young....oh well, next years crop....
Bill was like, The youg ones go done so fast these days!

HunteRetnuH [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 10:04am

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Bill Clinton's at it again; he told her not to swallow his load, that's wht happenes...

spacemonkey1233 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 11:32am

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so be it if he got a blow job, maybe our presidents need one every now and then to stay relaxed and "unloaded" icon_confused.gif
plus, there are a lot of worse things that a president could do

BEERMAN [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 11:44am

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she felt much better after they removed the cigar from her little twat, and cleaned the spots off her new dress
AIN'T LIFE GRAND ??? icon_cool.gif
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d00tchy [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 12:05pm

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after 4 hours straight, anal beads cause you to lose balance.

ojdidntdoit [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 12:09pm

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OBAMA '08

Justin Case [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 12:22pm

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i dont think hes gonna make it... i mean. face it. it sounds too much like osama... icon_sad.gif

Phukemup [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 12:25pm

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ggallin1 on Jan 16 08 : 1:16pm wrote:
You think BC was a better president...lets review his decisions, shall we...
You sit there & think about how he let radical islam blow up our embassies, attack our bases, naval vessels, the WTC (the first time), etc & the only thing that asshole ever did "to" radical islam was aid them by bombing the Serbians who were fighting radical muslim terrorists in Serbia.
Now that you've been owned-delete your account, register a new one under a different name, and try not to say something so fucking stupid again.
-*all evil needs to triumph is for good men to do mothing*-
I'm here expressing my views and opinions like you. And I didn't attack either, did I? If you can't handle it when someone disagrees with you and if you feel the need to attack everyone who does, maybe it is you who should delete his account...Cheers. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

retu [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 12:30pm

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Join the civilized world and vote for Hillary of Barak this time around.
National healthcare and free college education will bring you guys up from the the 18th century.

rascoil [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 12:52pm

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Yea, seeing the Clinton did such a fine job the last time. icon_stoned.gif I wouldnt vote for her. She is still going through the change of life ( loss of period) and I wouldnt vote for him, it would be sad as hell. History 101 ( I have a dream----------POW) Now wouldnt that be a shame? ( No racial pun intended or racial threat to for. Excluding all Muslimbs and extremists ) icon_stoned.gif

justgonnastay [ban] | Jan 17 08 : 12:08am

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And yet your avatar says "Against Communism Forever."
The Democrats (and let's face it, a good number of Republicans) are pressing for baby steps towards Socialism.
Socialism is just Communism with better manners.
The only ones who win are the unmotivated, uneducated and unproductive.
I'll bake my own pie, thanks.

justgonnastay [ban] | Jan 17 08 : 12:13am

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Dunno why this ended up here. It was a reply to 'retu' two floors up.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 1:17pm

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rascoil on Jan 16 08 : 2:52pm wrote:
Yea, seeing the Clinton did such a fine job the last time. I wouldnt vote for her. She is still going through the change of life ( loss of period) and I wouldnt vote for him, it would be sad as hell. History 101 ( I have a dream----------POW) Now wouldnt that be a shame? ( No racial pun intended or racial threat to for. Excluding all Muslimbs and extremists )
That's why Colin didn't run! he could have EASILY been the first black president but he's no dummy, he'd rather live! If Hillary was smart, she'd be his running mate & Vice president. She'd be president in a WEEK! icon_confused.gif