Comments - Girl Faints During a Bill Clinton Speech
category: Funny | views: 23625 | posted on: 01/16/2008
Any reason why Bill looks like he spent the last 11 hours in a tanning bed?
Killerdude [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:27am
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She was in a dress and you know bill probably teaching her how to smoke cigars....
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Sadly, he got re-elected while in the process of being impeached, people are that gullible.
His wife is even worse, she was the brains behind that "Cattle Gate" deal AND was a member of the Black Panthers in the '60's when I was growing up. Now people are looking to vote HER into office, how quickly we forget.......
en jaywest [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:29am
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she's drunk. @scott, bill looks that way because his vacation in brazil wasnt so good.
boobie.bird [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 5:42am
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He looks flushed, like he can't handle being around that many young girls. I'm surprised he didn't pass out. - ![]()
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ABSOLUTION
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While the Pope was in the States he decided to grant absolution to three sinners.
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The first person to come up was Hugh Grant. The Pope asked, "What is your sin?"
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"I cheated on my girlfriend and got caught."
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The Pope replied, "Kneel down. I'll bless you and grant you absolution."
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Next in line was Bill Clinton. "What was your sin, son?"
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"I cheated on my wife." The Philanderer in Chief replied.
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"Kneel down, my son. I'll bless you and grant you absolution."
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A third person came up and the Pope asked, "What is your name?"
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"Monica Lewinsky."
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The Pope stroked his chin. "Hmmmm. Perhaps you should remain standing . . . "
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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 6:20am
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Bill loks at her as if to say," Yeah, young bitches faint when I'm around all the time!" Is it just me or did he get a quick peak up her skirt before she got up. ![]()
thearchangel [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 6:36am
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She should have learned something from Monica Lewinsky. Bend your knees and you won't pass out. ![]()
Uncledaddy [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:04am
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I think it had more to do with Bill's burritos on the bus last night than it had to do with the heat and what not.
rimmelfarb [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:12am
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ggallin1 on Jan 16 08 : 7:59am wrote:
No comment other than these people should be sued for letting their children near that criminal, pervert, lying, cheating, traitorous scumball.
That's all.
Amen!
I second that
misanthropic [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 7:41am
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She should have learned something from Monica Lewinsky. Bend your knees and you won't pass out.
what is it with wemen going down on bill
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No comment other than these people should be sued for letting their children near that criminal, pervert, lying, cheating, traitorous scumball.
That's all.
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Not necessarily. Right now has got to be one of the hardest times to be president. Bush had 9/11, Katrina, and the falling dollar to deal with. What did Clinton have? The dot-com boom and Blewinsky.
Much of the misfortunes that Bush has fallen victim to were out of his control.
@ video - Whose flag was that?
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Clinton's "evils" were a joke.
He did well as president.
Bush hasn't had it easy, no, but so the fuck what?
That doesn't automatically make him a good leader.
It's fun watching the bias take affect when it comes to the criticisms.
This administration has funding violation, bribery, cooked intelligence, Halliburton/Enron and multiple, blatant misrepresentations under its belt.
I miss that cheating pervert Clinton and I'd happily welcome a good blowjob scandal.
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You think BC was a better president...lets review his decisions, shall we...
You sit there & think about how he let radical islam blow up our embassies, attack our bases, naval vessels, the WTC (the first time), etc & the only thing that asshole ever did "to" radical islam was aid them by bombing the Serbians who were fighting radical muslim terrorists in Serbia.
Now that you've been owned-delete your account, register a new one under a different name, and try not to say something so fucking stupid again.
-*all evil needs to triumph is for good men to do mothing*-
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BILL AND HILLARY'S 40TH ANNIVERSARY
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Bill and Hillary were married 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage Hillary never looked.
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However, on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.
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That evening they were out for a special dinner. After dinner Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box?"
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Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
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Hillary was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years."
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They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "Why do you have all that money in the box?"
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Bill answered, "Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."
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Tox, I was replying more to what GG had written, though I don't know why I put it where I did.
GG, it's all a matter of opinion, you didn't own shit.
My comment's been voted into invisibility now because some disagreed with my statements.
Big fucking deal, the equivalent of censorship voted upon me by fuckers that can't stand to see a little valid criticism aimed at the state of the US.
Clinton didn't "let" radical Islam do anything, but I realize how easy it is to pick a scapegoat.
He followed the advice of his security cabinet and launched missile attacks in Afghanistan and Sudan after US embassies were attacked, had bombs dropped on terrorist training facilities.
Clinton wasn't a soft president.
You know as well as I do that he wouldn't have sat on his ass had the WTC attacks happened during his time in office.
I've laughed at some of your comments but, ultimately, you seem to apply a simplistic black and white, us and them theme to the world.
Your quote about good men doing "mothing" is a good one but I'm not sure that I agree with your opinion of what a good man is.
Definitely not if you hold that shit-eating fuckbag GG Allin in high regard.
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You need a pick me up Bro. Just for you. http://youtube.com/watch? v=-cmzA5cfy2k&feature=rel ated or even this one http://youtube.com/watch? v=zcp2CbU7Z44
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FUTANT- you sure you dont want to attempt to tell us a made up story about BC killing a muslim (not aiding them) somewhere?
TURBO- All you do is bash America. Seeing how you're a nip I am not surprized. But I DO wonder if your "selective memory" can put into place what we did to you little bastards a half a century ago???
Your friend,
-GG
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Not necessarily. Right now has got to be one of the hardest times to be president. Bush had 9/11, Katrina, and the falling dollar to deal with. What did Clinton have? The dot-com boom and Blewinsky.
Much of the misfortunes that Bush has fallen victim to were out of his control.
@ video - Whose flag was that?
GWB took over and all hell broke loose. But at least we now know what he's made of.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 10:04am
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She looked young....oh well, next years crop....
HunteRetnuH [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 10:04am
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Bill Clinton's at it again; he told her not to swallow his load, that's wht happenes...
spacemonkey1233 [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 11:32am
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so be it if he got a blow job, maybe our presidents need one every now and then to stay relaxed and "unloaded"
plus, there are a lot of worse things that a president could do
Justin Case [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 12:22pm
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i dont think hes gonna make it... i mean. face it. it sounds too much like osama... ![]()
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You think BC was a better president...lets review his decisions, shall we...
You sit there & think about how he let radical islam blow up our embassies, attack our bases, naval vessels, the WTC (the first time), etc & the only thing that asshole ever did "to" radical islam was aid them by bombing the Serbians who were fighting radical muslim terrorists in Serbia.
Now that you've been owned-delete your account, register a new one under a different name, and try not to say something so fucking stupid again.
-*all evil needs to triumph is for good men to do mothing*-
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Yea, seeing the Clinton did such a fine job the last time.
I wouldnt vote for her. She is still going through the change of life ( loss of period) and I wouldnt vote for him, it would be sad as hell. History 101 ( I have a dream----------POW) Now wouldnt that be a shame? ( No racial pun intended or racial threat to for. Excluding all Muslimbs and extremists ) ![]()
justgonnastay [ban] | Jan 17 08 : 12:08am
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And yet your avatar says "Against Communism Forever."
The Democrats (and let's face it, a good number of Republicans) are pressing for baby steps towards Socialism.
Socialism is just Communism with better manners.
The only ones who win are the unmotivated, uneducated and unproductive.
I'll bake my own pie, thanks.
justgonnastay [ban] | Jan 17 08 : 12:13am
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Dunno why this ended up here. It was a reply to 'retu' two floors up.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 1:17pm
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Yea, seeing the Clinton did such a fine job the last time. I wouldnt vote for her. She is still going through the change of life ( loss of period) and I wouldnt vote for him, it would be sad as hell. History 101 ( I have a dream----------POW) Now wouldnt that be a shame? ( No racial pun intended or racial threat to for. Excluding all Muslimbs and extremists )
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dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 16 08 : 4:22am
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some folk will do''ANYTHING to get out from listening to one of clintons(AS EXCITING AS WATCHING PAINT DRY SPEECHES!'')
