Darth vader got caught with his pants around his ankle

damn those'' HORNY,THIEVING,HALF NAKED,BLURRY FACED ROBOTS'' are on the loose again!

I wonder if she backwashed drinking that mountain dew.......ewwwww anybody want a drink..

go ahead baby, you cant get mouth herpes twice

I am just shocked you knew that.

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$10 says she can throat that whole mountain dew

40 dollars? she should be put in jail just for charging too much.

You should have seen how much she charged for the cavity search.

So what have we learned?
A: you can get out of going to jail if you tell the cop you smoked some herb and hour ago.
B: you can get out of going to jail if you tell the cop you got a BJ an hour to 10min ago.
But when you evade the cops with a dead body in the backseat, they take you to jail. FTW.

I bet the officer loved that pat down.

More then likely, that was his sister.

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Does she take checks, I got one from Fake for $.50 ?

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Does she accept coupons?

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All I can eat surf & turf with your mom on Monday and coupon Tuesdays with your sister. It must be like an all you can eat crab buffet at your house all week long.
Cheers to you and your wonderful family

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Can I get a Senior discount? I need $.25 for a rubber.

Yeah go home pussy.. nice hooker alien voice!.
I'll do her! but not for $20!

"He grabbed 20$ back from me!"
Yeah, he got a good look at you in the dome light!
Pretty Vermin, crawling on her snatch.
Pretty vermin, the kind that make you scratch.

You stole my thunder. (the 'after getting a good look at her' thing)

I keep thinking back to this vid and saying "She don't look that bad...she's clean and sharp-dressed...got that Ellen Barkin thing goin' on...and her little prop bottle that she licks around on to show you what she can do"...Where was this again?

at least he got pulled over after the blowjob
and not before.

$40? tainted will do it for five!

sheswallowstoo

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allah will suck off the toll booth guy just to avoid paying the fifty cents.

hahahaha

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Man you are just full of gay shit today. Your ass must be sore from last night. I will tell your daddy to ease up on that as whole of yours. He needs to rotate your sister and mom out more. You mom has been off for a week, that shit should of snapped back into place by now. For your sister though that shit was never tight. Just tell GG you want to suck his cock and get it over with. You know you want to it is the Muslimb way. Shouldn’t you bee shaving your nuts to go blow up someone ? Or are you one of those real cowards that shut a motherfucker in the back? Oh poor little pussy deprived, heathen god, worshiping fag. OH yea FUCK ALLAH the heathen goat god.

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Fuck YOu ALLA

What a twat...Fuck alla..

He snatched back that 20 cause he realized that he had some change cuming back! I think the punishment should fit the crime. If you get caught getting head from a hooker, you should have to give the officer head in order to get off.

when theres a cop in the rear view, give the hooker a "heads up".

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i am a guy and im also mature unlike you, give it a few years until you hit puberty

Yeah, seriously GG. to you! I laughed my ass off on that one.

frickin cops, he was properly using the exit ramp to get off

LOL allah wants a fight, GG go get em'

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Blown by a hooker, pulled by a cop, he must be exhausted!

Hmm. I'd probably give her 40 bucks.

Screwed by the guy who took back $20 and fucked by the cop for being a working girl...this day sucked for her.....fuckingpuns...... ......

Oops, wrong vid...

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I don't understand the mentality of a man who roams the streets looking for crack whores and actually pays them for sex. I can't imagine ever being that desperate...or brave...but who knows.

a deals a deal
the price was 40 so give the girl her dues
Cheap Bastard should have had a quick one of the wrist, wanker
can she write this of as a tax loss

At my age, and with my gnarled looks I would pay her $40 just to say "hello"!.

LoL!

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Yeah! aren't I cleaver!!! Actually No pun intended, but since you pointed out the pun we can split the credit!

i remember i got a blow job for 10 dollars and it wasnt a prostitute..lol

She's pretty damned fine for a crack whore.
A year on the streets, unfortunately, and she'll look like Chris Crocker.

She doesn't need a sign to free the aids, everytime she opens her legs it runs rampent.

man she was the hottest prostitute i've ever seen! i'd take head from her!

O.K., looking at this again I think this is a MAN & that dude took back $20.00 because once he found out he had to blow him/her too!

i love the fact that he saved 50% on his bj. i think they were arguing about the half off coupon. it must have been expired

I don't care what anybody sez - there ain't NUTHIN better than a BLOW JOB!!!
ACCEPT - MAYBE - 2 OF UM
receiving em-i mean - lets get THAT straight

I bet Allah looks just like the Bjork stalker.

Show some respect to Allah

How do you type so well with those small hair camel humping balls in your mouth? Practice makes perfect, I guess.

Can't really relate to this crap, being an aryan student and all. Bring on the real gore!!!

I WONDER IF COP GOTTA DISCOUNT!!!
HA HA HA HA HA

$40 bucks for a blowjob? You can take a legit chick to Red Lobster for $25 and at least get a handjob out of it.

Ok, Mt Dew, VD and herpies = http://youtube.com/watch? v=2OCyPKp7dMM

well this video blows....er, I mean sucks....er, I mean...never mind

Wunderbar

i do her guys she's hot , i go for the entire sex ,no just oral, by the way she looks like hillary in her best days, but i still hate her and liberal democrats and allah.....

meth head street walker? sic!

Let's debit the Hooker's accounts receivable and credit the Jon's accounts payable. They'll need to record this transaction for tax time - it's only fair. I kiss ass, and I have to pay tax. She sucks dick, and should have to pay too!

Lucky Dude!!!!

is she working tonight ?

She's not that hard up!

Lol. That dude is so lucky. He got off easy AND cheap. Half the price!

ha ha ha...she sucked a big stinky dick and swallowed all dat cum and had her tittys fondled, and she b haten every miniute of it especially when he rubbed her ass and pussy (not in the deal) and then got ripped of HA HA HA HA...AND THEN HAD TO DO IT TO COP TOO ...HA HA HA HA HA

OPS

if thats crime then give me 50 to life

JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU,SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO SENSE.SHE ISNT TOO BRIGHT ,EITHER

$40 for a blowjob from her.That's good value.It looked she was practising her blowjob technique on the water bottle.

She was a pretty lil thing.

Hope you are being sarcastic for fucks sake.

man hottest hooker ive seen on NT ever! and in really life, id pay for that! i wouldn't even mind if i had to go see the doctor due to itching afterwards

...."and in really life" you are a fucking chump. Pay for sex and wont mind the itching? pretty reprehensible.

actually ive never payed for sex , i have your mum, your sister, your aunt , your nan and your pet dog to keep me company :beer . but for a bitch that hot i would , not that you'd understand, your probly just some asswhipe 15 year old , that still whacks it to the Victoria secret catalog and believes in love.. please excuse the miss spelling i previously made and any grammer, but i thank the gods those are the only problems i have and i wasn't born a sad little pencil dicked loser like you... itching would easily be cured by a short course of medication .. being you is unfortunately only curable by a .45 , so why don't you bight a barrel and save yourself a life of not even bein able to pay a women that looks this good to go down on you.. goodnight, think i might of been a little harsh

your whole response was worthless except for the part where you called me "pencil dicked loser". It was ironic because while i may have a pencil dick, i was not the one talking about paying a man in drag to have sex with me while knowingly infecting ones' self with an s.t.d. That, my friend, was YOU. If that isnt the epitome of a loser than it must be the epitome of a fucking scumbag with serious homo-curious issues.
P.s. did you see this months Victoria Secret? Its Good!

can i pay the ticket off with a blow job officer?

I pick up hookers to try and rehabilitate them. After the blow job of course. Sissy ass police with nothing better to do. He was just trying to get a peek of this guys pecker. She was worth only ten, shouldve told her to give him ten back

- keep suckin, keep suckin misty, ill warn ya... yeah, yeah, good girl...
- police! dont move!
- (cums in the whores mouth)D'oh!!

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lol all you get for picking up a ho is a ticket? and that's all she got? neato!

Thats my sister JP

40 DOLLARS!?!?! FOR A BLOW JOB!?!? I'll stick to beating my pud like a fuckin wildman thank you very much.

That girl got pissed for sucking off a diseased cock for 20 bucks haha.

The hooker is actually attractive/fuckable. The driver is stupid, get head in an alley way or in a parking spot, lights...off.

ooooo k