Comments - Florida Cop Shoots a Suspect Reaching for a Gun
category: Shocking | views: 65381 | posted on: 01/19/2008
Apparently he interpreted "On the Ground, now!" as "Grab your gun and try to run!" (action starts around 55 second mark)
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 3:49am
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This vid provides a great opportunity to supply the obligatory annoying commentary delivered in pompous, sententious style with over-use of hyperbole and inappropriate alliterative imagery.
Killerdude [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 4:44am
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Why would anyone vote you down your funny as hell..
Ohhh probably way over there head... 
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 6:05am
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Whoever voted me down probably had a point. I can get a bit tedious at times. Thanks anyway guys.
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Cops are still DICKHEADS
If you aren't part of the solution you are absolutely part of the problem.
bombercommand [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 5:42am
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Should of killed him it would take up less prison space.
stonemegood [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 6:31am
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You get voted down on this site if someone took execption to something you said weeks or days ago. You get automatically "downed" if the local gentry deems you undesireable regardless of how benign your latest comment.
Bring on the thumbs down, I usually only read the hidden comments anyway. 
im_eating_my_head [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 6:37am
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DramaTim on Jan 19 08 : 8:19am wrote:Cops are still DICKHEADSUntil someone steals from YOU or someone with the same mindset as you and then you are all whining to us about how hard you work for your stuff and how you want it back blah blah blah.If you aren't part of the solution you are absolutely part of the problem.
@vid it serves him right for a natural reaction to pick something up once you have dropped it lol life's a bitch isn't it, please don't vote me down
lol 
thearchangel [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 7:25am
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Yeah, but common sense would remind you it was a gun and there's a cop about a foot behind you with his gun pointed right at your arse. 
en jaywest [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 7:34am
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as soon as he dropped the gun, he got into" runner's position". but then he dove forward seconds later. why?
Earth Nelson [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 11:12am
looks like he busted his ankle in the crash and didn't know until he tried to run
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This vid provides a great opportunity to supply the obligatory annoying commentary delivered in pompous, sententious style with over-use of hyperbole and inappropriate alliterative imagery.
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Another suspect just learned:
1. Driving a stolen car and refusing to pull over for the lights/siren tends to make us a bit suspicious.
2. Wearing baggy pants down past your ass is a stupid fashion statement and makes retaining your gun and/or running from us a wee bit difficult... 
3. The commands “Get on the ground!” and “Drop the gun” are NOT optional.
4. Being shot is a hell of a lot more painful than a Taser is your ass!
Enjoy your new colostomy bag asshole!
LION of IMRI [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 9:07am
I hope he can now watch this vid in prison and thank God his head wasn't blown off.
Bullets are good attitude adjusters.
johnson430 [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 10:05am
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This vid provides a great opportunity to supply the obligatory annoying commentary delivered in pompous, sententious style with over-use of hyperbole and inappropriate alliterative imagery.
You should use a dictionary and not just a thesaurus.
First, obligatory means legally or morally binding. (misuse of word, no one here is forced to comment)
Second, sententious means expressing much in few words but then you use the word hyperbole, which means an overstatement. (sentence contradicts itself)
Lastly and sadly, you misuse the word alliterative which is defined as the use of alliteration.
Alliteration is defined as the repetitive use of a sound in two or more words in a sentence, poem, etc.(exp. Cats can't count card.)
I have never seen anyone use alliteration on this site, EVER!!!!
Now go read your dictionary.
ROTFLMAO
Earth Nelson [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 11:33am
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Johnson, with all due respect, you may want to view a few more vids and read the commentary on this site for a while to catch on to the running dialogue, inside jokes and references to prior vids. There are multiple cheesy police vids with schmaltzy voice-overs that Dirty Bertie was mocking. His word use seemed fine, even if I had to look up "sententious." Besides that, be careful before jumping into the tall grass with the big dogs.
johnson430 [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 1:50pm
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Johnson, with all due respect, you may want to view a few more vids and read the commentary on this site for a while to catch on to the running dialogue, inside jokes and references to prior vids. There are multiple cheesy police vids with schmaltzy voice-overs that Dirty Bertie was mocking. His word use seemed fine, even if I had to look up "sententious." Besides that, be careful before jumping into the tall grass with the big dogs.
Look up the definition of the words and think about how they are used in the sentence.
It dsoesn't make sense.
It is just a bunch of big words thrown together.
Speaking of which, dirty says alliterative, please give me one example when someone on nothingtoxic has ever used alliteration.
Please, ONE EXAMPLE.
Dirty tried to be funny with his thesaurus but doesn't have the education to back up the
words.
I have an education but don't need to use big words to prove it to others.
I suggest you spend more time reading your dictionary.
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I looked for the humor in both dirty bertie and johnson's postings...I found it in only one...those of us regulars know what bertie was angling towards..humor...You on the other hand, are willing to put someone else down in an effort to show your perceived superiority..I suggest you visit rhodesscholar.com and get your pompous ass kicked by those that are TRULY intelligent...we are all equals here, some are not as eloquent, but that is no reason to gloat ..
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DID some one call me? (johnson430) WOW, I am impressed for someone to go in to grate detail of someoneâs comment like that on a Saturday. This dude needs to get some pussy bad ,way bad. DUDE Let me hook you up. This is the kind of shit that just kills me. You give some cocksucker a public funded education and what due you get? A fucktart like this. Dude get you a weekend job and pay back your grant. Who are you to critique anyone on this site? You got to be a fucking Muslimb. Or a Liberal cocksucker. Now pick this apart, while I go take a shit.
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Cynical_Genius [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 3:11pm
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Actually, your explanation of alliteration is incorrect. Alliteration is actually the use of several words in one sentence using the same initial letter. i.e. 'She sells sea shells on the sea shore'. And NOT several words in one sentence that sound the same. That is rhyming. For your information.
CPL_REAL_ASSHOLE [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 11:34am
cops r pigs..I used to be a cop now Im running for my life..hey ..these colors really do run LMAO!
Florida's black criminals make more money then black gangsters in many other areas. Hell, real gangsters aren't afraid of getting arrested, it's just part of the game, I bet that guy has about $500,000 waiting for him when he gets out off jail (drug dealers make that kind of money.) Plus he didn't shoot the cop so his sentence will be light. He'll even be able to make bail were he'll hit the streets and get right back to whatever he was doing. 
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Earth Nelson on Jan 19 08 : 2:33pm wrote:
Johnson, with all due respect, you may want to view a few more vids and read the commentary on this site for a while to catch on to the running dialogue, inside jokes and references to prior vids. There are multiple cheesy police vids with schmaltzy voice-overs that Dirty Bertie was mocking. His word use seemed fine, even if I had to look up "sententious." Besides that, be careful before jumping into the tall grass with the big dogs.
No, his word use was not fine, he trashed the English language.
Look up the definition of the words and think about how they are used in the sentence.
It dsoesn't make sense.
It is just a bunch of big words thrown together.
Speaking of which, dirty says alliterative, please give me one example when someone on nothingtoxic has ever used alliteration.
Please, ONE EXAMPLE.
Dirty tried to be funny with his thesaurus but doesn't have the education to back up the
words.
I have an education but don't need to use big words to prove it to others.
I suggest you spend more time reading your dictionary.
and a few of these - 
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It read alot better if you http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=305vRNoofr8&feature =related
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HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 6:01pm
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if i'm the officer i look for any escuse to shoot the guy , his is guilty of something just check his record...
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if i'm the officer i look for any escuse to shoot the guy , his is guilty of something just check his record...
Somewhere in the middle and proud of it.
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HOUSExOFxLORDS on Jan 19 08 : 9:01pm wrote:
if i'm the officer i look for any escuse to shoot the guy , his is guilty of something just check his record...
I would most definitely call that a LIBERAL thought. Going left on us?...lol Most of us are in the middle, bro. Don't fight it. Embrace it.
Somewhere in the middle and proud of it.
That frame of thought ("stereotyping") is what the liberals abhore.
"most of us (liberals) are IN THE MIDDLE" ?!?!
You are fucking stupid.
And too fucking stupid to know it.
Liberals are so far to the left that NO democrap will admit that liberals are a part of their party-cuz' they're so far to the left it's a severe leftist mental disorder.
You are an idiot.
Tell us (mr. liberal) about how GW wired those buildings to implode on 9-11 now-you fuckstick.
Your's truely,
-GG
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You see GW at that elementary school reading to dipshit kids that aren't going to know any better anyway, looking all shocked that the WTCs were attacked. Even Schwarzenner is smart enough to understand the difference between diametrically opposed opposites.... It looks fake no matter how you set it up.
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Turbogay-
Shut your gook mouth.
Christ I'd love to kick your little yellow ass.
Remember fat man & little boy?
Not the gay pedo porn you watch-the bombs we dropped?
Yes. Remember them.
I happen to think that they were the best use of bombs to date.
And many others do too.
You fuckers fucked with the wrong country & found out quick, did'nt you.
Now the pislamics are finding out the same.
Fuck you,
-GG
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Idonteatdog [ban] | Jan 19 08 : 3:31am
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Head Shot is a sweet spot. Stop breaking the LAW!