Comments - Old Woman Casually Shits Out of her Pant Leg in a Store
category: Bizarre | views: 64109 | posted on: 01/24/2008
The way she shakes it out with no problem is uncanny. She's like a professional public shitter.
secret_squirrel [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 4:10am
+9 
Sucks shit to be a janitor at that store. But they really DEPENDS on them. So that must make the shitty hours worth it. I just can't get the image of a turd being hurdled down the leg and out the bottom of her slacks. Skid marks on grandma. ROFLMAO. 5 Stars. Automatic favorite. 
jackrussel01 [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 4:41am
+11
squidman dose that in the kitchen and puts it in the refigerator for latter
Killerdude [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 4:27am
+7
If I ever get to that stage someone please but a bullet in my head.....THX....
NTmakes-me laugh [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 4:37am
+2
Do you guys get the impression that when the trolls get old, they'll be doing the exact same as that old lady? Nevermind, they probably do! 
taketheprobablyout
jackrussel01 [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 7:50am
+9
lets say she did have a thong on she would need to shake both legs.. 
sterileeasteregg [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:48pm
yeah and she should be tazed
but then again she might shit herself more
BollockHead [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 5:02am
+2
What a fucking dirty old bitch, hope she gets executed for that.
en jaywest [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 10:37pm
she tried, except for that "good samaritain" that walked up the aisle. "pardon, lady. you dropped something."
Killerdude [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 5:34am
+9
look at the floor. They were just playing checkers
she was black..... 
+11
It's funny, watching this and thinking of the advertising slogans that were surrounding her.................
Tesco - "Every Litte Helps"
Sainsbury's - "Try something new today"
Safeways - "Everything you want from a store, and a little bit more"
Co-Op -"You can always get it at Co-Op"
Martini - "Any time, any place anywhere"
Nike - "Just Do It"
TV Times - "I never knew it had so much in it"
British Gas - "Don't you love being in control"
and of course, Calvin Kleine Jeans........"Nothing comes between me and my Calvins".
+3
It's funny, watching this and thinking of the advertising slogans that were surrounding her.................
Tesco - "Every Litte Helps"
Sainsbury's - "Try something new today"
Safeways - "Everything you want from a store, and a little bit more"
Co-Op -"You can always get it at Co-Op"
Martini - "Any time, any place anywhere"
Nike - "Just Do It"
TV Times - "I never knew it had so much in it"
British Gas - "Don't you love being in control"
and of course, Calvin Kleine Jeans........"Nothing comes between me and my Calvins".
+5
my 3 year old (at the time)son dropped a turd out his shorts one day in a restaurant....my fiancee had to pick it up and carry it through the restaurant wrapped in a tissue.....I was so hoping a waiter would walk past and say"Not to worry ma`am, I`ll throw away your tissue" and grab it out her hand....
be cool alfred no1 saw
im_eating_my_head [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 6:15am
+3
out of all the sick stuff on this site that i love to watch, this one grossed me out the most, just thinking about that shit slowly inching its way out of her and casually going down her leg to its exit
imdisgusting
+3
Just the thought of that "dumpy" old lady going commando makes me ill....let's hope she had a thong on..
+4
My wife and I once saw something *similar* in a CVS drugstore. An old man (looked to be in his 70s) was wandering around the store aimlessly (he seemed disoriented) and he had pissed all over himself. And when I say pissed himself (he was wearing light grey sweatpants) I'm mean the kind of piss a guy would take after drinking a case of beer and holding it in for 12 hours. Jesus, he reeked. But we did feel bad for him though, apparently he was alone, and he seemed unaware of what he had done. We reported it to the store manager and she contacted the police. 
boobie.bird [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 6:48am
+2
Some people are so gross! I used to work at a major department store and we had someone go into the dressing room and piss and shit on the floor. It started happening so often on Saturday afternoons that they had to put security by the dressing room. People are FREAKS.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 6:49am
+7
I assume she was going "commando" wouldn't you think that her under britches would have caught it??
Just the thought of that "dumpy" old lady going commando makes me ill....let's hope she had a thong on..
But these two had me cracking up! I love how quick she was to frame that other dude! Did you see the black dude point at it? "Hey man, you shit yourself!" NO!NO! That's not mine!!!" "Yeah, whatever dude!" "HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUY JUST SHIT HIMSELF!" 
misanthropic [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 7:17am
+3
"lets go granny! shake a leg!"
+3
You think that is bad, this is her before she got to the store. http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=ztGUU8lROPA
totalreason [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 7:52am
+1
we need to introduce her to that old black dude that pooped outside in that video from the other day...
lenny66goteam [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 8:16am
+1
No way was that shit. someone has just seen it on CCTV and thought it looked like that so stuck it on the internet. Who, on their way outside anyway (notice the checkout in the background) would choose to shit inside. it doesn't make sense
allahcrackbar [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 8:17am
+2
Someone should have beat that old bitch upside the head. Old people are worthless.
deflated penguin [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 8:45am
+2
Someone did this at the store I work in. In the middle of the checkout lane they just shook it out and watched it steam
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ben01chambers [ban] | Jan 24 08 : 4:10am
+2
HAHAHAHAHAHA legendary!!