Comments - Streaker at a Soccer Match Gets Slammed by the Mascot

category: Funny | views: 140606 | posted on: 01/25/2008

I've never seen a more literal example of the birds and the bees. Wow.

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:09am

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''either it was a really cold day......or that streakers's got a big problems keeping the ladies intrested!'' icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

liacon [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:10am

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I guess this makes this guy the early bird icon_biggrin.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:27am

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LIACON!
(yer shout box)
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-GG

Sushi69 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:48am

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GG, your shoutbox too. icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:03am

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liacon on Jan 25 08 : 7:10am wrote:
I guess this makes this guy the early bird
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dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 10:52am

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HAHAHA! i just noticed,look at the still picture at the top of this page for the video................the mascot& the streaker are doing a STANDING UP 69! AHAHAHAHA!
have a wicked weekend everyone! icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_eek.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:12am

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Unfortunately his shoes stayed on.... icon_eek.gif
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Yesterday it was a gore vid to start today naked man....
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MY EYES..... icon_eek.gif

Excalibur [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:13am

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Mascot goalkeeper try to defend his balls..... icon_beer.gif

MapleAide [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:23am

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How embarrassing to be taken out by such a stupid looking mascot. (Albeit, a large stupid looking mascot)

Stretch [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:31am

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If only it was an American Football game he mighta got promoted from being a retarded looking mascot.

jcool [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:37am

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Hahahahahaaaaa!!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif That was fucking awesome! Nice caterpillar roll too... icon_cool.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:37am

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''HAHAHA!'' the way the mascot demonstrates that had was about to do the ROLLING WORM on top of the naked guy! WHAT A QUEER FUCK!'' icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif

NTmakes-me laugh [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:39am

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I don't understand how someone could love a sport so much they'll embarrass themselves by running naked through a field. icon_neutral.gif
End this guys shame and put a bullet in his head for being so stupid.

newlz [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:41am

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The Mascot did it with style especially with the celebration worm after.

Grim [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:45am

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For a guy dressed as an insect whose primary form of self-defence involves suicide: That was incredibly badass.

en jaywest [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:52am

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okay. im very confused. i watch NT every morning for the past 11 months, and ive seen maybe two female nipples. icon_exclaim.gif icon_question.gif

Covenant [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:54am

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up until the point where he started doing that stupidly 80`s break dance worm move I thought the mascot was cool....but sadly now we know why he`s just a mascot.... icon_rolleyes.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:55am

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That actually wasn't a streaker, that was the other teams own mascot!! BrokeBack Mountain FC. icon_eek.gif

drunkfaque [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:57am

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I made it a point to get up early today and catch the vids and this is my reward icon_eek.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 4:58am

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That was the hardest tea bag I've ever seen

andersbo [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 5:02am

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Mascots a Rugby player!

Da Bomb [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 5:13am

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All I saw in caption by Scott was "streaker gets slammed" and I got a chubby...but it wasn't a girl getting "slammed" at all...where is the truth in advertising police when you need them? icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 5:21am

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Not that I mind seeing a young foolish naked man running around in the morning...thers judt something a little emasculating getting tckled in the raw by a cattarpillar icon_cheesygrin.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 5:25am

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So that's what really happened to Heath Ledger.
BB...... icon_eek.gif

MapleAide [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:35am

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On the topic of celebrities, has Scott found a video of Steve Erwin and the Sting Ray yet?

Deathbed Conversion [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 5:38am

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That was a nasty bee sting, hope he's not allergic.

towelie420 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 5:46am

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I think I would of let him get by. Rather than take a loose nut to the face

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 5:50am

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That was great. Nice form! See how he squared his shoulders & kept his feet moving & his head up? he must have played college ball! MayBEE BEE Y U? Propbably BEEfencesive tackle!
I'm sorry, It's early, haven't had my coffee yet! icon_confused.gif

BDC86 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 5:52am

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male streaker...newlz would like this video so much

globetick [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 5:55am

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His tackle got well
and truly tackled.

fakelol66 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 5:58am

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I thought the mascot was going to do some one-armed push-ups icon_rolleyes.gif
As for the streaker: David Niven said it best at the Oscars-"There's a fellow who is not ashamed of his shortcomings"

Stabcity [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:00am

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i tihnk the mascot is weariny a westhamunited top. But dudes that was hilarious. and the catapiller!!! LMAO

mrcapone [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:03am

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soccer my ass, it´s called football

quadfather [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:14am

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ffs..i dont know witch is scarest the streaker or the fucking strange mascot? icon_eek.gif

nando22 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:19am

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that was great icon_beer.gif .It is like when fatties collide

Mossberg 500 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:23am

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Funny as fuck, and thats just the comments icon_cheesygrin.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:30am

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lol, that mascot had great form.

fakelol66 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:33am

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Don't look Ethel!

en jaywest [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:33am

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that was something. a giant bee tackling a naked man.

.GM [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:39am

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I know this man icon_rolleyes.gif it was at a local football match - Burnley FC.

StillborN [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 6:55am

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lol that worm was amazing.. I wish i could do it but i always smack my face off the ground! icon_confused.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 7:03am

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Now that's what I call 'showing your ass'. icon_razz.gif

jughead1986 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 7:12am

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I would never tackle a naked man. Laying on top of a naked man is not my thing.

imamadcow [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 7:22am

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"That's absolutely disgusting" said the shocked old lady standing next to me. "He's got tattoos!"
dirty bertie's other job as stinging bertie bee.
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quadfather [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 7:31am

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.GM on Jan 25 08 : 9:39am wrote:
I know this man it was at a local football match - Burnley FC.
perhaps you n your mates can have awhip round for him and get him a penis enlarger. icon_rolleyes.gif

sixsixsix [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 7:41am

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quadfather on Jan 25 08 : 10:31am wrote:
.GM on Jan 25 08 : 9:39am wrote:
I know this man it was at a local football match - Burnley FC.
perhaps you n your mates can have awhip round for him and get him a penis enlarger.
No need. He's made a big enough cock out of himself already.

quadfather [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 7:44am

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lol ...in hes case big n cock dont mix.. icon_eek.gif

Azuredrake [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 7:52am

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OMG! He slams his ass and then does the WORM!....someone needs to speed this vid up a bit!!.... icon_cheesygrin.gif

rascoil [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:03am

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Don't worry about the bottles
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At a local derby between Arsenal and Spurs last season, a spectator. suddenly found himself in the thick of dozens of flying bottles.
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'There's nothing to worry about, lad,' said the elderly chap standing next to him. 'It's like the bombs during the war. You won't get hit unless the bottle's got your name on it.'
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'That's just what I'm worried about,' said the fan. 'My name's Johnny Walker
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icon_stoned.gif ( lame Soccer Joke of the day )

SamboKillah [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:07am

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free huntley.

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:15am

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SamboKillah on Jan 25 08 : 11:07am wrote:
free huntley.
''FREE A CHILD KILLER? so im assuming by the support your giving him,your some kinda paedaphile yourself? listen a lot of us get into arguments over the internet alot of threats are made,some empty,others not etc....... but for what you just said,you wanna hope that people don't actually try& track you down to do you something................ ............''NONSEBOY!''

Sushi69 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:17am

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He's an attention whore mate, forget him. icon_neutral.gif

secret_squirrel [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:22am

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Fuck you and Huntley. I seriously hope your just a punk ass attention whore being a dick. I hope your fucking banned for spamming because that is all your doing. Comment on the vids or get the fuck out of here. Fucking pedo.

fanatic-777 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 10:32am

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SamboKillah on Jan 25 08 : 11:07am wrote:
free huntley.
Rot in hell you fucking asswipe

misanthropic [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:10am

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bet that bee getsa alot of pussy

quadfather [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:29am

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SamboKillah on Jan 25 08 : 11:07am wrote:
free huntley.
shoulded that read fuck huntley..let him rot icon_redface.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:41am

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Sushi69 on Jan 25 08 : 11:17am wrote:
He's an attention whore mate, forget him.
secret_squirrel on Jan 25 08 : 11:22am wrote:
Fuck you and Huntley. I seriously hope your just a punk ass attention whore being a dick. I hope your fucking banned for spamming because that is all your doing. Comment on the vids or get the fuck out of here. Fucking pedo.
quadfather on Jan 25 08 : 11:29am wrote:
SamboKillah on Jan 25 08 : 11:07am wrote:
free huntley.
shoulded that read fuck huntley..let him rot
''NO he's right,free that bitch,im sure there'll be a WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE WAITING TO MEET HIM&SHOW A NEW WAY OF LIFE...................ST ARTING WITH A RUSTY PAIR OF PLIERS&A BLOWTORCH!

quadfather [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:49am

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bring out the gimp n lets hope hes well fucked..kill huntley icon_evil.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:54am

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quadfather on Jan 25 08 : 11:49am wrote:
bring out the gimp n lets hope hes well fucked..kill huntley
''HAHAHA! your DAMN RIGHT! bring out the BURNING HUNTLEY MANNEQUINS! tonight ALL ROUND TO MINE LADS,ITS GONNA BE A HUNTLEY BAR-B-QUE! followed by other light,harty healthy refreshments!

Moloch [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 8:46am

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COOL FUCKA icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

TimmerNM [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 9:13am

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bee-fore he ran he got buzzed
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lenny66goteam [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 9:22am

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best video ever

BEERMAN [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 9:25am

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where's the hot chick streakers ??? all we ever see streakin are the guys with "shrinkage" in the cold - WHY NO HARD NIPS POKIN OUT ????????
and they wonder why i drink ??? icon_eek.gif icon_beer.gif
oh yeh - FUCK HUNTLEY icon_frown.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 9:54am

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lol..that mascot must be used the balls in his face..

Mr. I dont Giva Shit [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 10:35am

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Man naked... sorry rly cant comment on that icon_wink.gif

ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 11:03am

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I thought that seeing naked dude was the nastiest part of this vid...until douchbag sambo killed it and reveals that he himself is a creeper. I hope that streaker rubs his package all over your moms face

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 11:12am

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ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa on Jan 25 08 : 2:03pm wrote:
I thought that seeing naked dude was the nastiest part of this vid...until douchbag sambo killed it and reveals that he himself is a creeper. I hope that streaker rubs his package all over your moms face
BRO! don't say that! he'll just enjoy it while also getting SHIT SMEAR! HAHAHAHA!

ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 11:17am

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icon_sad.gif Ur right...NT should start a gun wielding secret police/militia. We would totally pwn

dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 11:23am

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ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa on Jan 25 08 : 2:17pm wrote:
Ur right...NT should start a gun wielding secret police/militia. We would totally pwn
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fanatic-777 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 11:24am

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^^Agreed

jigs [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 1:27pm

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Get the fuck down!

indyman911 [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 2:48pm

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Did we really need to see that asshole running around the field. What a Dickhead!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

whenchimpsturnbad [ban] | Jan 25 08 : 2:51pm

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