The female cop had that Tracey Turnblad hair going on there.

Risk my life for an 84yr old coffin dodger, I don't think so.

Sadly, Olive lives to create havoc and death another day. Why couldn't the old hag have bought it!!!! Life is so unfair.

I bet she shit her diaper...I know I would have...

at 84 years old, she'd have probably lived for another 3 days anyway...

lol the female cop looked like a mutant retarded Drew Barrymore

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"I was in the car and this man kind of yelled at me..."
Just another day on the streets for Olive.

"I'll save you! But first, I'd like you to sign this waiver to shelter me from all liabilities..."

Old people and cars.

you got a point

what a asshole... feeling like a hero now?

Kudos to the firefighters.

Kudos to the firefighters? They weren't even there until AFTER they pulled the old woman out. The police were the ones who saved her.
...Unless you are simply glad they put the fire out...

OH I meant to say kudos to the rescue team sorry

yes. that was a job WELL DONE. its RARE that everything ends well.

No in Iowa the fire department is whoever has the fire extinguisher. Seriously... even I could tell that a 20-second burst of white wouldn't do shit.

Don't get heated up. It's called black comedy.

^^^^^ get a grip ^^^^^

One to many shrimps on the barbie

olive simms lives to go to the crematorium again

^^^^^ 666 not tape

HOT/COLD
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After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
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"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
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After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
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The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern." He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"
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"Oh that crazy old jerk," she replied. "That’s because the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January!"

I thought I heard Olive yelling "Popeye! Popeye!".

''hear the cop'' SHE WAS A TOUGH OLD BIRD'' yeah well that tough old bird nearly became CRISPY FRIED CHICKEN!

id rather drown in a bath than go like that!

take this ^^^twisted kiddy messer off

Sure. Why not go drown yourself.

Q: do you know if there's somebody in there?
A: yeah, I think we do.
-Great, thanks for your help buddy!
Good thing her name was I'll live.

elderly drivers worry me

This is what you call premature cremation.

i saw this on tv beforeeee..

All of you fuckers who post hate notes on here aimed at law enforcement, that could have been your ass in the car...Props to police and firemen everywhere.

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Thank goodness they edited "God" out of the officers complaining. That would've been offensive.

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She was 84, she lead a full life!

i hate it when i drop the roach!

ONLY IN AMERICA WOULD A PERSON RISK THERE LIFE TO SAVE ANOTHER. KINDA LIKE WE AMERICANS RISK OUR LIVES PROTECTING ALL YOU PUSSIES IN OTHER COUNTRIES CAUSE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES.

Hero's

She had too many

The red haired agent seemed she's about to laugh.

poor old lady

meh normaly I'm unsympathetic to people burning in cars but for that sweet old lady im makeing an exception. poor gal x