Comments - How Not to Show Off Your Killer Dive at a Pool

category: Funny | views: 113032 | posted on: 01/28/2008

For this pathetic attempt, he deserves at least 5 minutes in the piss-infested kiddie pool.

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4evrblu [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:08am

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That started my day off with a laugh....

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Mãd [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:13am

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I like how he explains exactly what hes gunna do, then fucks up completely :P

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4evrblu [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:14am

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Oh wait, I meant the video of the people jumping to their deaths because of the building fire started my day off with a laugh. My Bad!

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jigsaw [ban] | Jan 29 08 : 10:44pm

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hahaha nice

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Pubikare [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:23am

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Made me giggle.

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dunnoyes [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:24am

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He meant to do it, the fat kid told him how.

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Killerdude [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:24am

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Lesson here dont wear those nut cruncher bottoms.

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BollockHead [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:25am

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Exquisite

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liacon [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:27am

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This is known as the Greg Louganis dive

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Sushi69 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 8:04am

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LOL.!!!
He now has to go home and say he came last in the diving contest and was beaten by 5 rather smoke stained Russian corpses who were far more graceful.

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lenny66goteam [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:28am

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10 10 10 10 10 10 10

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Toxicity [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:30am

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So graceful.

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Incarnate [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:32am

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that was no tripple lindy where's dangerfield when ya need him

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ggallin1 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:33am

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I hope he got hurt really bad.
On a side note-if anyone owns one of them speedos & you plan to travel to the US-do NOT pack it in your luggage.
We do NOT wear them & we do NOT want to see what you look like in yours.
Save us both the discomfort.
Thank you,
-GG

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neebuz [ban] | Jan 29 08 : 9:12am

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i got kicked out the pool for wearing speedo's
then i noticed the "S" had fallen off

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jimmyjoemeeker [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:34am

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I hate show-offs. Douchebag deserved it.

deleted user [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:37am

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el_duderino [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:39am

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That was the coolest dive EVER!!!
Now... do it again

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Toxicity [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:45am

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Hope he got knocked out and drowned.

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Kakihara [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:46am

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speedos = danger

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omgwtf [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:46am

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French kid should have surrender to the diving board.

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sixsixsix [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:51am

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Kyo - check out your shoutbox you poo pushing thunder cunt.

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jackrussel01 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 10:31am

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i have read both your shout boxes and all i can say is you have way to much time on your hands

deleted user [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:57am

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Arabella [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:03am

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I don't understand why people argue with each other in the comments? Nothing better to do perhaps?!?!?

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ggallin1 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:25am

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Well if you dont understand then maybe you should'nt try to cuz you're too stupid.

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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:49am

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Never have a battle of witts with an unarmed person!

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ggallin1 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:48am

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What's the long drawn out arguement going to be today scotty?
I say fuck Morocco.

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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 8:40am

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No, we need a new topic. We just have to wait for the idiots to wake up! It'll come, just have to wait, it's like fishing. Sooner or later they take the bait!... wait! I think I have a bite!

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Susan40 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 7:19pm

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Nothing better to do? And you are so busy that you open an account to say that?

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Susan40 [ban] | Sep 9 08 : 3:55pm

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Oh and I should have mentioned the name cynical genius shouldn't I Arabella? Martin, you really are pethetic.

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Susan40 [ban] | Sep 9 08 : 4:02pm

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PATHETIC. A for Arebella

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voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:11am

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he sucked his own cock for a second!

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12xu [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:19am

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Sublime in it's own stupidity

deleted user [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:21am

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Slamreef [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:24am

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rainman

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gphorce8 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:37am

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Typical French, always end up on their backs somehow

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nando22 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:47am

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thats just at a war

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gphorce8 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:09am

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hehe

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zykron [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:45am

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Q: Why did the dumbass go for a dive?
A: He got board.

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slamdawg9 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:52am

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Good one.

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boobie.bird [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 5:45am

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He thought for a second it was a slipnslid not a diving bord. Thats what youg get for being a pompus ass.

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en jaywest [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:11am

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holds up a sign reading 3.5. points were taken off because of the loud splash.

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im_eating_my_head [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:22am

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was he thinking, "im gunna get soooooo much pussy after this"

waytogo

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nabz [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:25am

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prick

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rascoil [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:27am

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He has more to worry about then that, his daddy is Jerome Kerviel.

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Ellzee [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:29am

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Nothing funnier at the pool than a guy in a speedo fucking himself up

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Elevenbravo11b1991 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:32am

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The two chicks on the bottom left were thinkin' about givin' this guy some sugar... then SPLAT, Bounce, Boing... splash... DENIED!

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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:37am

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Timmy descoved how he can give himself head but it always leaves him with such a headache!

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fakelol66 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:48am

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That'll teach him to blow his own horn

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scuba [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 6:55am

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bet he couldn't say in advance what was REALLY going to happen...

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Calang [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 7:02am

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Translation to what he said, "I'm going to perform a never before seen stunt". That's a man of his word.

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 7:14am

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''BOAST,RUN,SLIP,BACKSPIN ,SNIFF OWN GROIN,DROP INTO POOL,DROWN!''

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el_duderino [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 12:24pm

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The recipe for a fine NT clip

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 1:25pm

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dizdabiz on Jan 28 08 : 10:14am wrote:
''BOAST,RUN,SLIP,BACKSPIN ,SNIFF OWN GROIN,DROP INTO POOL,DROWN!''

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machinedave [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 7:28am

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wtf

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DramaTim [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 7:55am

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Suck to be you

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talltee19 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 8:06am

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lmao..i bet he felt like a dick..now you know..dont wear speedos if you dont have a package..
no homo

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Pakawee [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 8:26am

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He was planning to do that, hes an amazing diver

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I Eat Pussy [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 8:41am

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HAHAHAHA dude theres a video from a side angle of a fat kid who feel the exact same way hahahahahaha

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Legacy [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 9:07am

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GLORIOUS!!!!! Long live internet videos!!!

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Toxicity [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 12:03pm

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Couldn't have put it more eloquently myself.

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FlammingPubes [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 9:31am

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I wanna clap for this guy

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dizdabiz [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 11:14am

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FlammingPubes on Jan 28 08 : 12:31pm wrote:
I wanna clap for this guy

''i just want the showoff to get THE CLAP!''

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reabymike [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 10:04am

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he slipped on his own jizz or mine?

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Mossberg 500 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 10:07am

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He saw a German kid in the crowd, realised he hadn't got his white flag, was running back to get it so he could surrender like a good Frenchman and fell on his arse. That is what happened

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that guy [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 11:36am

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another real life in the school library. Thanks, Scott Those never get old.

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Balznall [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 11:42am

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Show Off!

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jackrussel01 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 11:45am

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i wounder what hurt more the embrasement or the slap as he hit the water

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iMasturbate [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 12:03pm

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funny replay

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NTmakes-me laugh [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 1:29pm

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Water Olympics team drop-out

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neebuz [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 1:33pm

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free style

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Dax [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 1:38pm

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Lmao haha ....

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Alpha07 [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 1:45pm

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He's saying... "hey everyone... look at me!!".... when he's gets out of the water he's thinking..."I hope no one saw that".... that'll teach him to wear tight speedos.... jeeez.....

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jetighost [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 2:14pm

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omg i was takein a sip of water when i saw that almost died
lol what a tool

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zykron [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 2:58pm

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Just so you know, unconscious sexless pervs like the one in the video usually pee in the pool for the first 5 seconds.
Make sure you know where your sips originated!

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vinced [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:09pm

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YOu gotta start somewhere amigo..why not the bottom...

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Toxic_Mindz [ban] | Jan 28 08 : 4:25pm

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10! for stupidity..

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