Comments - Policeman Comes Ridiculously Close to Death

OMG! Haha!
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Hi people below me!

hiiiiiiiii asahu lol
ur hot im 13 lets do it

Ok, let's do it, i'm a man, is it a problem?

No, that would make you a pedophile motherfucker

No, it wouldn't cause i'm 15 ;)

That part is obvious, the rest is your Mom and Dads fault.

hi asahu, anyway these people must be from one of the smart countrys im always hearing about

Yea like Iraq or even they may be from that Dubi place. Where you rap your chick in a sheet and fuck a goat.

Straight to the loo!

"get the hell off the road, a car is coming down..its gonna hit you"
"not on my watch!"

was he a ghost? because it didn't seem to bother him and nobody else seemed to be bothered either

The word almost sucks.
Almost got hit.
Almost fucked up his face
Almost got naked
Almost was funny
Almost killed him self.
I should start a campaign to ban the use of that word.....I thought about it and ALMOST did it.
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i'll leave now..

DELETED

Now I know why they wear those yellow jackets, it makes them better targets..

Damn, he fucking walked that off like it was nothing. Robocop?

Is how you work out problems "Slow & Steady"

wouldve been an interesting video if that cop walked two steps slower...

Shit...was the car all right?

Tune in tomorrow for a video titled
"Policeman has a deeply embeded wing mirror removed from his arse"

he wasnt a cop I thought he was a marshal

he is (nearly was!!) a marshall - they get like 5 mins of training when they get the yellow high vis jacket.

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Rallye of Monte-Carlo 2008, cop is graze by Sébastien Loeb.
For information, Loeb won the race. Citroën's pilote precedes by 2 min and 34 sec the Finn Mikko Hirvonen (Ford Focus)

Holy dogshit. Time to change your depends copper.

Why am I upset that he didn't get nailed. NT has fucked up my mind.

Maybe his dream is to become a matador and he saw the opportunity to act like one...

i liked how he pretended not to notice. very cool. but when he turns around in the crowd, hes waaaaaay behind every one else.

cool

Good thing he thrusted his pelvis forward at the last second, he would have lost his ass!

Ha! So I guess Elvis really IS alive, huh?
I'll also bet that car has a nice brown streak down the side now, too!

Probably a crappy design too!

I wonder if a cop explodes is his inside cream filled?

Good idea to stand in the road in the middle of a race.Very lucky .

They crossed the finish line with a pair of underwear flapping off the side mirror.

yaaaay

i pay good money to see that fucking pigs face all over the track!

FIRST !!!!!!!!!!
oh, wait - sorry - i thought i was assahole
my mother used to tell me i was a "procrastinator"
i said "long as i gotta be a crastinator, i might as well be a pro at it !!
i'll be talkin to her bout that shit - tommorrow

was so close to perfection,

haha omfg an he didnt even react lmfao

I can't decide if that sound is the side mirror hitting his ass, or if it's his balls clanking together.

ur funny fakelol66. Had a laugh at that . I think he went home to change his underwear--that's why he was wearing a gas mask.

It looks like he was sort of warning people to get back from the track lol. Also looks like he totally was unaware that he almost got a rally car rectal exam

Hell that guy is a lucky pig!!

Bacon? i think it smelled like donuts he puked out after he realized he was almost smashed in pieces

its ok i am the police i got it

Holy crap, that cop was about one inch from becoming pork chops... Too bad the video stopped there, now it doesn't show the part where he walks off the road and then faints.

was that loep's car? he could have been killed by a rally legend!!

That's one stupid cop they call him The Deathdodger, and he just walk into danger very slow

it's a race steward not a cop! whe3n have you ever seen a cop in the middle of the woods! (other than the other cop that was totally busted for trying to fuck a 13 yr old)

wow that was close was that snapping sound the mirror on the door?

I think it was his arsehole snapping shut

rofl

holy shit

lucky

Well, if the car did hit him, there would have been plenty of pork for the cook-out! (BBQ in the UK)

thats one lucky mofo. who agrees with huntley?

lol wow..his body would have blew up..if that happened to me..i would have gotten down and prayedddd

j walking

close but no cigar

looked like he enjoyed the tickle of the arse....sort of reminded me of a dogs actions after a fart.

14st? I think you just lost what was left of your credibility. Go flame somewhere else.

It's nice for the crowd to be in position to hand drivers a Pepsi when they go by too.
Camera person had it right, stand behind a steel girder and wait for the action.

holy crap. way to play it off chief!

he should have opened the car door

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that was close. bet that door handle smells funny.

He was there at the right time, righte place

fshhhhhhhhhhhh.....

better luck next time piggy wiggly

Wow!But the driver (sebastien Loeb) won the race^^

better luck next time driver

Sizzle! Sizzle!