Comments - Idiot Iraqis on a Motorcycle Plow into a Concrete Barrier
category: Accidents | views: 68216 | posted on: 01/31/2008
They're like suicide bombers without the bomb.
Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 4:36am
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Notice how sticking his leg out in front helped to lessen the impact?! ![]()
Killerdude [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 4:42am
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I like the way the driver of the car was like hey thx for moving the barrier....
DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 5:00am
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I dont have any cool/funny/sharp comments but hey, vote for me!! ![]()
jimmyjoemeeker [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 5:11am
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It's not his fault. He honked but it still didn't move out of the way.
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 6:36am
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Ehrmm... Obviously you didn't notice the banner... It happened in Iraq. That's a pretty fucked up place...
ok?
OJ Pimpson [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 11:40pm
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Yeah. They're used to slow down traffic at check points vehicles can't speed through. Pretty standard at most military bases.
thearchangel [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 6:19am
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And these guys somehow manage to IED's past our troops? WTF! ![]()
Elevenbravo11b1991 [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 6:49am
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Modern day Brokeback Iraqi's. I bet the guy in back broke his dick off in the driver.
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.
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"Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
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St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
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Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"
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God said, "Yes."
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"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
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2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
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3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
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4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
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5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
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"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on.
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"God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
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The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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quadfather [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 9:35am
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oi idiot on the bike...its a fucking concrete barrier..
not a freestyle ramp ![]()
Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 9:40am
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Before they bought a motorcycle they could jump the barriers with their camel.. Go figure....
Mossberg 500 [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 10:05am
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Abdul : Soon we will be in Paradise my brother !
Achmed : Yes, praise Allah, the barrier is approaching
Abdul : Be ready to detonate the bomb Achmed
Achmed : I thought you had the bomb
Abdul : No, I thought you picked it up ?
Achmed : By the Prophets hairy beard, not again
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LaSensacion1 [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 12:38pm
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i love arabic people....today i went to the doctor and the dotor was arabic...we talked some arabic..pretty cool huh ![]()
iMasturbate [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 12:54pm
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leave it to iraq to have grown adults as dumb as little kids in america ![]()
whenchimpsturnbad [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 2:55pm
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mission statement from insurgent central:calling all suicide bombers
suicide bomber:hey thats us iqbal
Insurgent central:suicide bombers wanted to comit suicide for the cause payment 1000 virgins with bonuses.
suicide bombers:hey thats us iqbal
so what involved here
insurgent central:oh nothing to fancy just a plain old suicide bombing
suicide bombers.we can do that. iqbal come on lets get on our bikes as ken clarke asked us to do.
insurgent central>ok great
suicide bombers:ok lets get started you got the bike iqbal?
iqbal:yeah i got the fucking bike what you got
iqbals mate:I got the suicide
Iqbal:ok lets fucking go
rufusleekin [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:42am
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They drives like they chinese! You sure dis isn't shanghai? Now ders some fucked up drivers! ![]()
whenchimpsturnbad [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:35pm
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just thought of a great group to accompany these loons musicaly...
the crash test dummies.....sue me
TINKamikaze [ban] | Feb 6 08 : 1:14am
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WHY didn't that car just go ahead and hit him like it was going to?

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pates [ban] | Jan 31 08 : 4:12am
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scott. not all asians are suicide bombers, but all suicide bombers are asian