Comments - The Kung Fu Preacher Wont Rest Til Everyone is Dead

Holy shit I laughed even without or

the fact that people like this actually exist and others go to these things is funnier than the vid.

This actually works, on the rare occasion I'm tired and not in the mood, all my wife has to do is lay hands on me and presto, I'm ready to go

RELIGION ...enough said....

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Fully signed up member.

yeah, burn your biggest bridge, fools.

The bridge may be big, but it's not going in my direction.

yeah u need an elavator, straight down to the depths of uranus!! bahahahaha

Guess I'll see you there.

......huh? lol

wtf? tht was stupid...

''HAHAHA! that video also nearly had me SHITTING MYSELF with laughter!
''on a different note '' happy birthday EVILWIZARDEYE!'' i was gonna give up alcohol,but seeing it's your birthday im gonna have a couple of drinks in your honor,actually the truth is im gonna go out and get drunker then iv'e ever been in my whole life! ifi don't post in the next couple of days,check all HOSPITALS,POLICE STATIONS,WHOREHOUSES AND THE MORGUE!

.
for once religous stupidity is causing laughter rather than death

ha! hilarious observation!

What a mental furball. I can't figure out what's worse, him, or the poor, gullible fools who stand there and get slapped by him.....

They are a sad bunch of people, but the saddest part is that he makes a lot of money out of them.

The power of Christ compels you!

when i was a kid i wood of got a slap if i did that to some 1 and that is with out the farting

LOL! Were they drinking from a toilet? And I notice that almost everybody who had the "devil" inside were black people...

That was funny as hell. As a couple people said the only thing funnier than the preacher is that people believe these mental midgets. Scamming for bucks. I'm sure their god is proud of them.

ok then

''im going out today to see whether i can hit people with THE POWER,but il be using a DUMMY HAND wired up to a TASER!''

The karate part and mortal kombat was hilarious but the farting...

God is gonna cut you down if you give lots of money.And let the preacher fuck your kids in the ass

I'm kungfused.

A personally prepared miracle Manna loaf,
With the same ingredients listed in the book of Ezekiel.
Baked in an authentic 200 year old Israeli oven,
And imported from the Holy land itself.
This isn’t just any miracle food, this is Con Man miracle food.
(one for the english)

[quote=lenny66goteam, Feb 2 08 : 7:59am]
A personally prepared miracle Manna loaf,
With the same ingredients listed in the book of Ezekiel.
Baked in an authentic 200 year old Israeli oven,
And imported from the Holy land itself.
This isn’t just any miracle food, this is Con Man miracle food.
(one for the english)
''for some reason i suddenly feel the urge to go to marks&spencer? DAMN you lenny and your sublinimal advertising!

I always thought manna could use baking soda... If you follow the traditional manna recipe, it's a lot like flat bread. But it was sent from Heaven, so I don't want to knock it.

I laughed the hardest at the guy at 2:13. He whas the only one where the miracle really seem to be real.

dunno who i hate more, the leader or the followers

I like the part with the holy water coming out of the toilet.

Even God has got to pee.

There is many fart effect damn annoying

I laughed so hard I actually farted right on cue, YAY!

Imagine what the confessional booth smells like.

sitinyourownpew

I think Benny Hinn could kick this guys ass. Hinn looks like he knows how to deliver an awesome punch-punch-uppercut combo into the pit with the bed of spikes.
FATALITY

guess he slapped the shit out of 'em

YOU MIGHT BE A SOUTHERN BAPTIST IF...
-
-
- You think John the Baptist started the SBC.
-
-
- You think God's presence is strongest on the back three pews.
-
-
- You think "Amazing Grace" is the national anthem.
-
-
- You judge the quality of the sermon by the amount of sweat worked up by the preacher.
-
-
- Your definition of fellowship has something to do with food.
-
-
- You ever wondered when Lottie Moon and Annie Armstrong would get paid off.
-
-
- You honestly believe that the Apostle Paul spoke King James English.
-
-
- You think worship music has to be loud.
-
-
- You think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.
-
-
- You judge the quality of a service by its length.
-
-
- You ever wake up in the middle of the night craving fried chicken and interpret that feeling as a call to preach.
-
-
- You believe that you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven.
-
-
- You have never sung the third verse of any hymn.
-
-
- You have ever put an IOU in the offering plate.
-
-
- You think someone who says "Amen" while the preacher is preaching might be a Charismatic.
-
-
- You complain that the pastor only works one day and then he works too long.
-
-
- You clapped in church and felt guilty about it all week.
-
-
- You are old enough to get a senior discount at the pharmacy, but not old enough to promote to the Senior Adult Sunday School; you think the only promotion after that is the cemetery.
-
-
- You are upset that Joshua brought down the wall of Jericho and think that the deacons should recommend that the church pay for it to prevent a general ruckus.
-
-
- You are upset that the last hymn in the new hymnal is numbered "666."
-
-
- You happen to know that Lottie Moon is not a member of the Unification Church.
-
-
- You wonder when they are ever going to get that Cooperative Program thing paid for.
-
-
Amen, Brother

If you just wanna attention seek, do it somewhere else.
Try Nevada... or maybe Canada.
Goofer.

lol

jajajjjajaja...he doesnt touch the people...he smacks them

fucking brilliant

this sucks. i like NT because 98% of the clips are not doctored. there are a bunch of these vids on youtube. if you want to see a crazy preacher....http://www.yo utube.com/watch?v=6_pV0H5 ieiw....its 10 times funnier than this farting video.

http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=MwsWskgKe5E&feature =related

"you fuckin nincon-fukkin-poop!"

I like that big dude getting touch healed.He was too big to have a cue to fall back.

Wow. Not much makes me laugh out loud uncontrolably but I think I just woke my roommate up with my shrieks of joy watching this bastard lmao

This is how Jim Jones got started...

i bet that guy is gettin paid by the government..

The farting got old

Nothing worse than old fart.

I was thinking the farting overdid the whole thing. But the last lady and her farts were perfect. i laughed at that a lot.

mmmmooooooo

hahaha that was fucking hilarious

The Benny Hinn video was funnier. This one was just borderline stupid

He's definitely kepping his pimp hand strong

lovely..

you americans belive in anything! How the hell do these preachers make their millions. From red necks who belive this shit! hahahahaha..

Hey brewly,
remember that party we were at & you got drunk & let the entire football team gang bang you?
That was a riot! Especially when they were done & that one guy took a shit on your chest.
That was funny as all hell.
Thanks for all the laughs!
your friend,
-GG

Yeah, Americans are the only gullible people on the planet. Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, why don't you?

This popoff asshole was exposed as a complete fake back in the 80's. His wife was giving him information thru a earpiece. Faked and choreographed bullshit! Those fools deserve him.

Yeah I believe it was James Randi that exposed him.

I don't get why dumb blacks love this crazy cracker so much. He's a lying sack of shit that exploits weak-minded sheep for his own economic gain. People like him should go straight to hell according to the Bible - unfortunately, "hell" doesn't exist. I'm all for the separation of church and state - too bad the rest of America isn't.

There's alot more of us out there than you think.......

No one and I mean no one can resist the pull... the sheer animal attraction of the mentally unstable cracker. The power of the insane honkey is legendary. I am surprised you hadn't heard. I sent out a pamphlet. Apparently you didn't receive one.

Parts of this video was extremely well done...great stuff.

ha ha ha..this is exactly what religion is to me, alot of shit!!!!

Itt s not if you believe in god , Its if god believes in you

sudden infant death syndrome = no god

Hmm, this guy just proves that you can get people to believe ANYTHING.

yup yu