Comments - Bad Ass Dog Protects Its Owner On Command

category: Cool | views: 58705 | posted on: 02/02/2008

Just walk up beside someone you don't like and act like they hit you. The dog will do the rest.

ChimpyChompy [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:10am

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Translation: Fido, go FETCH......me an arm. icon_cheesygrin.gif

CandyceBrooke14 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:16am

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this was a training video

deleted user [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:17am

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secret_squirrel [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:39am

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icon_lol.gif Mine to.

liacon [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:18am

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Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times-three of those times I was reading it. icon_frown.gif
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"RIP Rodney"

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:30am

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Sigfreid is pretty badass after all... A couple year's growth of hair, a bottle of peroxide and an attack dog does actually grow balls.

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:33am

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''WOW! mans best friend at his finest! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:34am

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My dogs kinda do the same thing.
I say attack and they lick you til you drowned

Stretch [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:34am

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I want one. No wait. Two.

jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:46am

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my dogs do this if some 1 starts on me they help him and bite me the little shits icon_cry.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 3:07pm

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My Great Dane will grab my kids by the pants leg and drag them through the house when we rough house. but if a stranger comes to the door he goes and hides... I agree with you though, love the big doofus to death and wouldn't trade him!!

Slamreef [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:18am

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My rabbit bit me few days ago.. Thought my finger was a carrot.

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:33am

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[quote=Slamreef, Feb 2 08 : 8:18am]
My rabbit bit me few days ago.. Thought my finger was a carrot.
''you was warned about that orangy fake-tan bro! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 11:07am

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Now all you've got to do is train it to go for the neck on command.

MoMoMan [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:28am

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If that was my dog- my old boss would be missing his testicles

quadfather [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:56am

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jackrussel01 on Feb 2 08 : 7:46am wrote:
my dogs do this if some 1 starts on me they help him and bite me the little shits
lol my littlle boarder terriers bite me when they see the fucking post man???wtf thought it was supposed to be the other way round.long live the little shit icon_beer.gif

jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:05am

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YEAR i got 3 dogs they rip my house to shit run a muck give me shit and still i love the littie fuckers as for my girl she would kill the lot the evil bitch

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 12:04pm

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and the bitch makes 4. icon_wink.gif

nando22 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:57am

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good boy woof woof

MapleAide [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:00am

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Idiot frenchmen like this shouldn't be allowed to train dogs like that. He couldn't even get it to let go of the freaking friends arm.
Unless this guy is a drug dealer who actually needs this kind of crazy dog protecting him, there is no need to have a dog that is that willing to attack.

Clarityrains [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:00am

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my mothers jack russel is the same, only gotta open your eyes wide at my mum and the dog starts hissing and spitting. absolutely mental!

jinjins5 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:01am

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I wish my Jack would protect me like that. When people start rough housing he bites my calf.

Excalibur [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:07am

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Dog always man best friend......

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:11am

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If your friend 'jack' helped you off a horse,
would you help your friend jack off a horse?
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youwouldwouldntyou

jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:22am

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was this at me GG if so i didn't get it ^ icon_question.gif

imamadcow [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 1:06pm

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hey jack keep laughin icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:47pm

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"help your friend jack off a horse"...
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getit?

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:56am

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You scare me...

daddi4551 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:15am

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Slamreef on Feb 2 08 : 8:18am wrote:
My rabbit bit me few days ago.. Thought my finger was a carrot.
your rabbit/finger/stoking/bit ing/pleasure/pain/carrot
shit I think there is a big picture here
let me in

QB [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:19am

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Would have been funnier had the dog gone for his face. Oh well, maybe next time, *sigh*.

OldGreg [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:27am

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I love this dog's persistence. "yeah i'm coming back to u, but i'm bringing this fuckin arm too"

SMKDGGG [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:35am

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So the doggg won't stop until he tears the dude's arm off? RAW PWNAGE

slamdawg9 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:03am

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ggallin1 on Feb 2 08 : 9:11am wrote:
If your friend 'jack' helped you off a horse,
would you help your friend jack off a horse?

youwouldwouldntyou
ROFL. icon_beer.gif

rufusleekin [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:27am

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Would have been funnier yet if the dog had chomped the guys "purple headed yogurt slinger!" icon_eek.gif

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:58am

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rascoil [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:04am

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That will be awsome when some little old lady bumps in to the king of the mullets. icon_stoned.gif

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:06am

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i want a doggie like that icon_cheesygrin.gif

skrewloose [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:04am

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Damn, that dog is awesome. He was on that dudes ass in under a second.

jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:32am

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ass it looked like his arm to me icon_wink.gif but you are right awesome dog

red1027 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:10am

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when i was a kid, i had a german shepard who was like that

kontinental [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:04am

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disqusting fuckin rednecks!

tobyspeeks [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:30am

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My Black Lab, Sara, will eat you if you look at me wrong. She's a great dog, just don't look at me wrong.

talltee19 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:36am

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that guy is lucky the dog didnt bite any where else but his arm, cause it would have been over icon_neutral.gif icon_eek.gif

purelh [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:54am

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DAMN that dog was strong

jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:58am

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year no shit if the dog had realy gone for him this wood of bin a mutch better vid icon_twisted.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 11:16am

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this type of training is especially effective against people with giant casts on their arms.

kaboom [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 12:03pm

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a bit like my bouncer

TimmerNM [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 12:13pm

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who lets a dog do their fighting
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kevler [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 1:00pm

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what kind of dog is that? i want one, look it bites it until it thinks the arm is ripped off

Azuredrake [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 1:09pm

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Shit.....all that dog wanted was the giant squeeze toy arm.... icon_beer.gif

Benis [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:54pm

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I can't understand what he's saying exactly, but I think he said...
Attack the Jew, attack!

alx303 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 3:16pm

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I got 2 Papillons and one chinese crested dog and yes they are small dogs and dont look to do so much harmt to anybody but they are 3 small bloodthirsty killer machines and they WILL go after yoour throat...so watch out!!!!!!

alx303 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 3:27pm

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and by the way..that blond guy just looks like adrugdealer low life scumbag criminal to me!!!
And he has his dog so he can safe his ass when the things get to serious and he just cant take care of shit him self!
And I think his from scandinavia somewhere shouting LOSS LOSS at the dog wich means let go let go.

DonLongo [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:00pm

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Wish my hamster could do that...

pikemaster [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:47pm

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was top training but on a shit dog , they havent the power to cause any real damage if u fight them , but if u were to train any staff or pittbull to do that ur gonna need a prostetic arm

HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:55pm

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like i said before, one dog like this to keep liberals away from i.. icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

Girlz-R-Tuff2 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:08pm

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A good bitch will do that for her man!

bawbag [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 4:41am

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Looked like Techno-Viking on his day off.

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 8:36am

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He put on some weight too icon_cool.gif

reabymike [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 12:32pm

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i have a girlfriend like that. or if i think about it, i have a dog like that!

higgy [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 1:25pm

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I had a sheltie that did that. He also hated toy guns. If you were playing with a toy gun around me he would attack the shit outa you.

spacemonkey1233 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 7:30pm

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my parents use to own an argentinian dogo as a gaurd dog. it was owned by a guy who owned a gaurd dog training company for the first 3 years of it's life. that dog was bad ass

TPL [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 5:42pm

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Most dog will do that if you just raise them like fam. My Jack Russell will growl even if a well known friend pushes me, and my Akita/Husky will take you down. Once you're on the ground, I'd really watch out for the Jack, because now your throat is within reach. My Akita/Husky has a strong bite too, you can pick up her entire 60 lb frame (she's still a puppy), and swing her 360 and up and down and she can hold on. Nylar bones only last a week with her, she breaks them in half. Now my Cat, well, let's just say ur better off gettin it from the dogs. She's like a damn wild Bobcat, and anyone who knows her, even friends, are terrified of her.

Mutziky [ban] | Feb 5 08 : 10:47am

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My dog did the same... well... except he bites me when I AM under attack...

Lemon+AddE [ban] | Feb 5 08 : 1:23pm

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i wanna a dog like that!!! haha

TINKamikaze [ban] | Feb 6 08 : 12:58am

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Good dog. Looked completely at ease protecting his human. Teaching a dog to do this naturally, without abuse, is an amazing thing if you look at it deep enough.

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Komodo [ban] | Feb 12 08 : 6:31am

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Good doggie icon_eek.gif

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 14 08 : 7:12pm

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Sounds like he has him trained in German.Beautiful dogs.

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