Comments - An Aston Martin Races Against a Man on Rocket Skates

category: Cool | views: 43275 | posted on: 02/02/2008

They should start giving rocket skates to little kids at the skating rink. Watching them splatter into walls and each other would be endless hours of entertainment.

Lockenfrosch [ban] | Feb 1 08 : 6:52pm

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100mph on skates?Sounds promising for future skater-wipeout vids! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif
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deleted user [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:16am

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Killerdude [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:21am

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I beat a man on roller skates not really a good selling point for a car.... icon_rolleyes.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:26am

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But... You can't pick up chicks going 100 mph.

mikeyde2324 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:12pm

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which will save you lost of money. icon_biggrin.gif

Noize [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:28am

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I think those races are made up. I've just seen many episodes and It's just made up.

Stretch [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:42am

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Made up? Of course it's fucking made up! It's not like they drove past a guy on the street wearing rollerskates and challenged him to a race now is it. Im guessing by 'made up' you mean 'pre-planned' and the only answer to that is.. 'duh'.

norm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:06am

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in simple terms-FAKE

Noize [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:49am

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I'm talking about that the race was fake. If you are going to buy an Aston Martin and you see a review that shows a guy in a roller skates winning against that car, you probably think that the car sucks and that is not good for the company. The thing is the tv show can't make a car look bad.

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:54am

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You think the roller skate guy could have won? icon_eek.gif

Pwyll [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 1:02pm

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hes a german on rollerskates with 300HP engines starpped to his back (alltogether 90 kilogramms), who knows

Stretch [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:51am

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You think they're gonna let a dude on rollerskates reach over 125mph wearing nothing but a crash helmet and leathers?? Especially after what happened to Hammond in the rocket car. And this is top gear, they can slate the car if they like, plenty of times the car has lost against stupid stuff. Yesterday i saw one get beaten by two guys on BMX's, it's not like the car companies are slipping them a fiver and saying 'Make my car win'.

jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:43am

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the man from yestaday should of had these instead of the bike

4evrblu [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:02am

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OK the dude on roller-skates totally surprised me. I know I am am not all that bright, but I was actually shocked to see the jet pack on his back. I thought a much better place to put the jets was on the skates themselves.....which just goes to show you that if I was lost in the wilderness I would die of hypothermia in 5 minutes, because clearly I do not have 2 fucking IQ points to rub together to make even a single spark. Good grief I am a moron? Place the Jets on the skates????? What the hell was I thinking? DO I think I live in the world of Looney Toons? Is Wile E Coyote real??? If the due placed the jets on the skates, the jets would have ripped his legs off. Hey, wait a second. I think I am on to something here. That would make a MUCH more entertaining video. Now all we have to do is find someone as idiotic as me to test my theory on!!! Any takers???
That said, the dude in the Austin Martin needs to just shut the fuck up and get on with the race. I mea, the only thing he must love more than the sound of his own voice is the reflection of his glorious naked body in a mirror, which he must stare at ours on end, each and every day. Sheeesh.

EDGEcore [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:12am

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hey leave richard hammond alone
hes a national treasure

el_duderino [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:32am

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To your credit, Scott did say 'Rocket skates'... he had me for a while too icon_cheesygrin.gif
Yourenotaloneinthewildern ess icon_cheesygrin.gif

4evrblu [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:29am

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Did ya SEE the typos in my attempt to be clever-comment??? I guess I AM an idiot!!! Heheheheh

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 11:00am

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wat typoos? dIdnt noetis aney icon_biggrin.gif

nando22 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:41am

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looks fake to me

quadfather [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:43am

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top gear..best show on uk tv.. icon_beer.gif

connaconna [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:54am

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i love this programme but some the stunts they pull bore shit out me.. I personally could care less bout some glorified rollerblader. more supercars racing please.

4evrblu [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:55am

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el_duderino on Feb 2 08 : 8:32am wrote:
To your credit, Scott did say 'Rocket skates'... he had me for a while too
Yourenotaloneinthewildern ess
That makes me fel a little better at least. Thanks. Of course, I'm not wearing any underwear.

4evrblu [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:03am

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Scott, why did you take down my post brother?? Did I say something wrong??

Excalibur [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:04am

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If he upgrade his rocket to 500hp he should able to kick his ass...... cause that almost...

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:08am

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I was really hoping to see a body skipping across the pavement. Maybe next time.
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QB [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:16am

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Could you imagine a 100+ MPH grease stain? I'm giddy with excitement!

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:54am

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Rocket powered cartwheels would have been so much more fun! icon_razz.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:00am

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That was either the most idiotic stunt I've ever seen, or the ballsiest, I can't make up my mind.... icon_eek.gif

jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:24am

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slamdawg9 on Feb 2 08 : 10:00am wrote:
That was either the most idiotic stunt I've ever seen, or the ballsiest, I can't make up my mind....
if you think it was good vote up here if you think it was shit vote down here it up to you icon_beer.gif icon_question.gif

rascoil [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:02am

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IT would have been better if the guy on the blades would of went out in front of the car and the dude with the mullet does not deserve that car. The dude on the blades must have 2 sets of balls. icon_eek.gif icon_stoned.gif

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:02am

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cooooolll

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:05am

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holy shit...i want on of those skates

Blightyman [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:22am

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This is an excerpt from Top Gear on the BBC and yes, it is totally real- they do this sort of thing all the time.

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:23am

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that a-hole in the aston martin seemed genuinely shocked that he won. what a moron.

TimmerNM [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:56am

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its a rocket powered dildo

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talltee19 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:35am

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i was hoping that he was gonna get lifted off the ground..and fly before coming down hard icon_rolleyes.gif icon_sad.gif

Sk1Monster [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:54am

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Yeah...but now lets race an asnut martin vs. rollerblader in rushour traffic and see who wiggles thier way home faster.

Domino [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 11:08am

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I would not be in the least but surprised if someone were to inform me that most if not all of the segments in TopGear were 'rigged' in some way. It's still good entertainment and Hammond didn't crash this time. :D
So I guess Aston Martin > Rocket Car.

Benis [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:49pm

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...and tomorrow we are going to have a brotha with a stolen Ipod racing a Ferrari Enzo. I know who I'm putting my money on. icon_wink.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:57pm

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Any idiot that would go 120 mph on a pair of SKATES with nothing but a helmet and leather is oficially dumber than a box of shit. He needs to wear his helmet ALL THE TIME and try not to lick the windows on the short bus.

lorak [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:39pm

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this could have gone horribly, horribly wrong... icon_rolleyes.gif

pikemaster [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:44pm

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the program top gear is by far the one of the longest running car programs , ffs even women like it so there must be summat in it

nuclearfission9 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 3:47am

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would have been really cool if he hit a fukin brick wall

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 8:32am

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I saved lots of money by switching to rollerblades icon_stoned.gif

reabymike [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 12:27pm

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i think he is one of the mighty ducks and moved up a bit in life!

l0ser123 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 1:58pm

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NOT fake...Top Gear is a genius show!

nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 9:50am

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HAHAHA, "I beat a man on roller skates, in an Ashton Martin."

Ryan [ban] | Feb 5 08 : 4:47am

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It may be obvious that the car would win but it is still prety cool!They always do stuff like that. It is a show called Top Gear.

jonboy [ban] | Feb 7 08 : 4:06am

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Benis on Feb 2 08 : 5:49pm wrote:
...and tomorrow we are going to have a brotha with a stolen Ipod racing a Ferrari Enzo. I know who I'm putting my money on.
hahahahaha!! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

deleted user [ban] | Feb 7 08 : 8:39pm

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Komodo [ban] | Feb 12 08 : 6:29am

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Out of context - "I beat a man on roller skates, in an Aston Martin!!" - sounds pretty fuckin' funny icon_cheesygrin.gif
Also like the last part of that line: "...people'll tell you to lay off the strong cheese at night". Good stuff.

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 14 08 : 7:11pm

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Trash.

arvindergill [ban] | May 4 08 : 6:56pm

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this show is awsome icon_beer.gif

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