Comments - An Aston Martin Races Against a Man on Rocket Skates
category: Cool | views: 43275 | posted on: 02/02/2008
They should start giving rocket skates to little kids at the skating rink. Watching them splatter into walls and each other would be endless hours of entertainment.
Killerdude [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:21am
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I beat a man on roller skates not really a good selling point for a car.... ![]()
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I'm talking about that the race was fake. If you are going to buy an Aston Martin and you see a review that shows a guy in a roller skates winning against that car, you probably think that the car sucks and that is not good for the company. The thing is the tv show can't make a car look bad.
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You think they're gonna let a dude on rollerskates reach over 125mph wearing nothing but a crash helmet and leathers?? Especially after what happened to Hammond in the rocket car. And this is top gear, they can slate the car if they like, plenty of times the car has lost against stupid stuff. Yesterday i saw one get beaten by two guys on BMX's, it's not like the car companies are slipping them a fiver and saying 'Make my car win'.
jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:43am
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the man from yestaday should of had these instead of the bike
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OK the dude on roller-skates totally surprised me. I know I am am not all that bright, but I was actually shocked to see the jet pack on his back. I thought a much better place to put the jets was on the skates themselves.....which just goes to show you that if I was lost in the wilderness I would die of hypothermia in 5 minutes, because clearly I do not have 2 fucking IQ points to rub together to make even a single spark. Good grief I am a moron? Place the Jets on the skates????? What the hell was I thinking? DO I think I live in the world of Looney Toons? Is Wile E Coyote real??? If the due placed the jets on the skates, the jets would have ripped his legs off. Hey, wait a second. I think I am on to something here. That would make a MUCH more entertaining video. Now all we have to do is find someone as idiotic as me to test my theory on!!! Any takers???
That said, the dude in the Austin Martin needs to just shut the fuck up and get on with the race. I mea, the only thing he must love more than the sound of his own voice is the reflection of his glorious naked body in a mirror, which he must stare at ours on end, each and every day. Sheeesh.
el_duderino [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:32am
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To your credit, Scott did say 'Rocket skates'... he had me for a while too
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connaconna [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:54am
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i love this programme but some the stunts they pull bore shit out me.. I personally could care less bout some glorified rollerblader. more supercars racing please.
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:54am
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Rocket powered cartwheels would have been so much more fun! ![]()
jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:24am
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That was either the most idiotic stunt I've ever seen, or the ballsiest, I can't make up my mind....
Blightyman [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:22am
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This is an excerpt from Top Gear on the BBC and yes, it is totally real- they do this sort of thing all the time.
en jaywest [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:23am
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that a-hole in the aston martin seemed genuinely shocked that he won. what a moron.
Sk1Monster [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:54am
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Yeah...but now lets race an asnut martin vs. rollerblader in rushour traffic and see who wiggles thier way home faster.
pikemaster [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:44pm
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the program top gear is by far the one of the longest running car programs , ffs even women like it so there must be summat in it
nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 9:50am
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HAHAHA, "I beat a man on roller skates, in an Ashton Martin."
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Lockenfrosch [ban] | Feb 1 08 : 6:52pm
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100mph on skates?Sounds promising for future skater-wipeout vids!
