Comments - The Kung Fu Preacher Wont Rest Til Everyone is Dead
category: Funny | views: 56161 | posted on: 02/02/2008
It's possible that the pizza I just ate was laced with pot, but I thought this was fucking hilarious. It rivals the old Benny Hinn video.
TigerWapWap [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:24pm
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yeah u need an elavator, straight down to the depths of uranus!! bahahahaha
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''HAHAHA! that video also nearly had me SHITTING MYSELF with laughter!
''on a different note '' happy birthday EVILWIZARDEYE!'' i was gonna give up alcohol,but seeing it's your birthday im gonna have a couple of drinks in your honor,actually the truth is im gonna go out and get drunker then iv'e ever been in my whole life! ifi don't post in the next couple of days,check all HOSPITALS,POLICE STATIONS,WHOREHOUSES AND THE MORGUE!
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jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:17am
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when i was a kid i wood of got a slap if i did that to some 1 and that is with out the farting ![]()
lenny66goteam [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:59am
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A personally prepared miracle Manna loaf,
With the same ingredients listed in the book of Ezekiel.
Baked in an authentic 200 year old Israeli oven,
And imported from the Holy land itself.
This isn’t just any miracle food, this is Con Man miracle food.
(one for the english)
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[quote=lenny66goteam, Feb 2 08 : 7:59am]
A personally prepared miracle Manna loaf,
With the same ingredients listed in the book of Ezekiel.
Baked in an authentic 200 year old Israeli oven,
And imported from the Holy land itself.
This isn’t just any miracle food, this is Con Man miracle food.
(one for the english)
''for some reason i suddenly feel the urge to go to marks&spencer? DAMN you lenny and your sublinimal advertising!
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voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:42am
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I like the part with the holy water coming out of the toilet.
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YOU MIGHT BE A SOUTHERN BAPTIST IF...
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- You think John the Baptist started the SBC.
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- You think God's presence is strongest on the back three pews.
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- You think "Amazing Grace" is the national anthem.
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- You judge the quality of the sermon by the amount of sweat worked up by the preacher.
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- Your definition of fellowship has something to do with food.
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- You ever wondered when Lottie Moon and Annie Armstrong would get paid off.
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- You honestly believe that the Apostle Paul spoke King James English.
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- You think worship music has to be loud.
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- You think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.
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- You judge the quality of a service by its length.
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- You ever wake up in the middle of the night craving fried chicken and interpret that feeling as a call to preach.
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- You believe that you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven.
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- You have never sung the third verse of any hymn.
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- You have ever put an IOU in the offering plate.
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- You think someone who says "Amen" while the preacher is preaching might be a Charismatic.
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- You complain that the pastor only works one day and then he works too long.
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- You clapped in church and felt guilty about it all week.
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- You are old enough to get a senior discount at the pharmacy, but not old enough to promote to the Senior Adult Sunday School; you think the only promotion after that is the cemetery.
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- You are upset that Joshua brought down the wall of Jericho and think that the deacons should recommend that the church pay for it to prevent a general ruckus.
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- You are upset that the last hymn in the new hymnal is numbered "666."
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- You happen to know that Lottie Moon is not a member of the Unification Church.
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- You wonder when they are ever going to get that Cooperative Program thing paid for.
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Amen, Brother
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Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 12:53pm
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If you just wanna attention seek, do it somewhere else.
Try Nevada... or maybe Canada.
Goofer. ![]()
LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:58am
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jajajjjajaja...he doesnt touch the people...he smacks them ![]()
en jaywest [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:25am
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this sucks. i like NT because 98% of the clips are not doctored. there are a bunch of these vids on youtube. if you want to see a crazy preacher....http://www.yo utube.com/watch?v=6_pV0H5 ieiw....its 10 times funnier than this farting video.
en jaywest [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:33am
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jessicka5150 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:25am
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Wow. Not much makes me laugh out loud uncontrolably but I think I just woke my roommate up with my shrieks of joy watching this bastard lmao
MelroseMen [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:51am
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I was thinking the farting overdid the whole thing. But the last lady and her farts were perfect. i laughed at that a lot.
stonemegood [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 1:55pm
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This popoff asshole was exposed as a complete fake back in the 80's. His wife was giving him information thru a earpiece. Faked and choreographed bullshit! Those fools deserve him.
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I don't get why dumb blacks love this crazy cracker so much. He's a lying sack of shit that exploits weak-minded sheep for his own economic gain. People like him should go straight to hell according to the Bible - unfortunately, "hell" doesn't exist. I'm all for the separation of church and state - too bad the rest of America isn't.
towelie420 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:59pm
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Itt s not if you believe in god , Its if god believes in you
HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:25pm
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THIS IS SO FAKE AS GLOBO WARMING... BOTH HAVE TO DO WITH BUSSINES AND RELIGION...
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Richiestarr [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:37pm
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I felt the power too!!! Where do I send my money? Oh wait my bad I smoked a joint few minutes ago ![]()
Richiestarr [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:01pm
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Observation........This guy is racist he only heal black people.
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I live in the BIBLE belt in Oklahoma. I am an athiest so living here is ok if you ignore people.I was playing poker with some fellow employees who are Christian.Gambling Christians who drink and drive,cheat on their wives and so on.I told the joke by George Carlin of how he prayed to the sun because he could see the sun,he could see the sun but it wasnt answering his his prayers,he prayed to god and the sun due to his noisey neighbors and their barking dog and nothing happened,so he started praying to Joe Pesci.in one day of praying to Joe the noise stopped.Joe did what God and the sun couldnt due. So they told me I was going to hell and to never speak of God jokingly because he will hear me. LOL
702 702 702 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:17am
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i need something to drink... hand me some miracle spring water !!!!
Jeroenoman [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 7:43am
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Comical hitting sounds making everything more funny, brilliant video :'D
Malachai101 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 9:51pm
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Kung Fu Preacher. Judo chopping the demons out of people since 1961. ![]()
nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 9:34am
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Voice over? This guy is the real deal. How dare you mock his demon expelling farts and Judo chops of righteousness heathen!
preach2choir [ban] | Feb 10 08 : 2:47pm
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I made the original video... all they did was cut out some of the musical parts from the YouTube original and add the "hosted at" overlay.
Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 14 08 : 7:03pm
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I used to fucking DUIE when i'd see his name AND this "Miracle Spring Water" he wants yo uto drink.Sounds a bit cult'ish to me! hahahaha "You better drink my spring water or shit s going to Peter POPOFF!
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Lockenfrosch [ban] | Feb 1 08 : 7:37pm
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Holy shit
I laughed even without
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