Comments - The Kung Fu Preacher Wont Rest Til Everyone is Dead

category: Funny | views: 56161 | posted on: 02/02/2008

It's possible that the pizza I just ate was laced with pot, but I thought this was fucking hilarious. It rivals the old Benny Hinn video.

Lockenfrosch [ban] | Feb 1 08 : 7:37pm

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Holy shit icon_exclaim.gif I laughed even without icon_stoned.gif or icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:07am

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liacon [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:08am

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This actually works, on the rare occasion I'm tired and not in the mood, all my wife has to do is lay hands on me and presto, I'm ready to go icon_cheesygrin.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:09am

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RELIGION ...enough said.... icon_rolleyes.gif

liacon [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:20am

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization icon_cheesygrin.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:45am

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Fully signed up member. icon_biggrin.gif

TigerWapWap [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 12:58pm

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yeah, burn your biggest bridge, fools.

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 1:59pm

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The bridge may be big, but it's not going in my direction. icon_cheesygrin.gif

TigerWapWap [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:24pm

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yeah u need an elavator, straight down to the depths of uranus!! bahahahaha

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:42pm

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Guess I'll see you there. icon_cheesygrin.gif

TigerWapWap [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 3:43pm

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......huh? lol

CandyceBrooke14 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:09am

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wtf? tht was stupid...

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:11am

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''HAHAHA! that video also nearly had me SHITTING MYSELF with laughter!
''on a different note '' happy birthday EVILWIZARDEYE!'' i was gonna give up alcohol,but seeing it's your birthday im gonna have a couple of drinks in your honor,actually the truth is im gonna go out and get drunker then iv'e ever been in my whole life! ifi don't post in the next couple of days,check all HOSPITALS,POLICE STATIONS,WHOREHOUSES AND THE MORGUE! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Incarnate [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:11am

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for once religous stupidity is causing laughter rather than death

negate [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:45am

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ha! hilarious observation! icon_cheesygrin.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:13am

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What a mental furball. icon_eek.gif I can't figure out what's worse, him, or the poor, gullible fools who stand there and get slapped by him.....

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:20am

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They are a sad bunch of people, but the saddest part is that he makes a lot of money out of them.

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:15am

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The power of Christ compels you!

jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:17am

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when i was a kid i wood of got a slap if i did that to some 1 and that is with out the farting icon_rolleyes.gif

Noize [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:19am

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LOL! Were they drinking from a toilet? And I notice that almost everybody who had the "devil" inside were black people... icon_rolleyes.gif

deleted user [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:25am

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bombercommand [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:41am

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ok then

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:43am

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''im going out today to see whether i can hit people with THE POWER,but il be using a DUMMY HAND wired up to a TASER!'' icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif

TakeNote [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:54am

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The karate part and mortal kombat was hilarious but the farting... icon_rolleyes.gif

nando22 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:54am

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God is gonna cut you down if you give lots of money.And let the preacher fuck your kids in the ass

imamadcow [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:56am

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I'm kungfused. icon_exclaim.gif

lenny66goteam [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:59am

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A personally prepared miracle Manna loaf,
With the same ingredients listed in the book of Ezekiel.
Baked in an authentic 200 year old Israeli oven,
And imported from the Holy land itself.
This isn’t just any miracle food, this is Con Man miracle food.
(one for the english)

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:19am

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[quote=lenny66goteam, Feb 2 08 : 7:59am]
A personally prepared miracle Manna loaf,
With the same ingredients listed in the book of Ezekiel.
Baked in an authentic 200 year old Israeli oven,
And imported from the Holy land itself.
This isn’t just any miracle food, this is Con Man miracle food.
(one for the english)
''for some reason i suddenly feel the urge to go to marks&spencer? DAMN you lenny and your sublinimal advertising! icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:33am

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I always thought manna could use baking soda... If you follow the traditional manna recipe, it's a lot like flat bread. But it was sent from Heaven, so I don't want to knock it. icon_idea.gif

Slamreef [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:11am

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I laughed the hardest at the guy at 2:13. He whas the only one where the miracle really seem to be real. icon_beer.gif

connaconna [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:39am

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dunno who i hate more, the leader or the followers icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif icon_confused.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:42am

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I like the part with the holy water coming out of the toilet.

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 11:15am

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Even God has got to pee. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Excalibur [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:47am

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There is many fart effect damn annoying

QB [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:48am

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I laughed so hard I actually farted right on cue, YAY! icon_cool.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:48am

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Imagine what the confessional booth smells like.
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sitinyourownpew

lcbgamer [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:13am

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I think Benny Hinn could kick this guys ass. Hinn looks like he knows how to deliver an awesome punch-punch-uppercut combo into the pit with the bed of spikes.
FATALITY

cucarachito [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:59am

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guess he slapped the shit out of 'em
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rascoil [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:37am

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YOU MIGHT BE A SOUTHERN BAPTIST IF...
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- You think John the Baptist started the SBC.
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- You think God's presence is strongest on the back three pews.
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- You think "Amazing Grace" is the national anthem.
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- You judge the quality of the sermon by the amount of sweat worked up by the preacher.
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- Your definition of fellowship has something to do with food.
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- You ever wondered when Lottie Moon and Annie Armstrong would get paid off.
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- You honestly believe that the Apostle Paul spoke King James English.
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- You think worship music has to be loud.
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- You think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.
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- You judge the quality of a service by its length.
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- You ever wake up in the middle of the night craving fried chicken and interpret that feeling as a call to preach.
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- You believe that you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven.
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- You have never sung the third verse of any hymn.
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- You have ever put an IOU in the offering plate.
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- You think someone who says "Amen" while the preacher is preaching might be a Charismatic.
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- You complain that the pastor only works one day and then he works too long.
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- You clapped in church and felt guilty about it all week.
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- You are old enough to get a senior discount at the pharmacy, but not old enough to promote to the Senior Adult Sunday School; you think the only promotion after that is the cemetery.
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- You are upset that Joshua brought down the wall of Jericho and think that the deacons should recommend that the church pay for it to prevent a general ruckus.
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- You are upset that the last hymn in the new hymnal is numbered "666."
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- You happen to know that Lottie Moon is not a member of the Unification Church.
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- You wonder when they are ever going to get that Cooperative Program thing paid for.
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Amen, Brother icon_stoned.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 12:53pm

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If you just wanna attention seek, do it somewhere else.
Try Nevada... or maybe Canada.
Goofer. icon_eek.gif

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:51am

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icon_frown.gif lol

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:58am

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jajajjjajaja...he doesnt touch the people...he smacks them icon_lol.gif

quadfather [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:12am

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icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif fucking brilliant icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:25am

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this sucks. i like NT because 98% of the clips are not doctored. there are a bunch of these vids on youtube. if you want to see a crazy preacher....http://www.yo utube.com/watch?v=6_pV0H5 ieiw....its 10 times funnier than this farting video.

Incarnate [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:49am

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"you fuckin nincon-fukkin-poop!" icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 8:56am

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I like that big dude getting touch healed.He was too big to have a cue to fall back.

jessicka5150 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:25am

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Wow. Not much makes me laugh out loud uncontrolably but I think I just woke my roommate up with my shrieks of joy watching this bastard lmao

Oceanic [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:48am

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This is how Jim Jones got started...

talltee19 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:20am

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i bet that guy is gettin paid by the government.. icon_neutral.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:41am

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The farting got old

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 1:09pm

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Nothing worse than old fart. icon_cheesygrin.gif

MelroseMen [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:51am

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I was thinking the farting overdid the whole thing. But the last lady and her farts were perfect. i laughed at that a lot.

TimmerNM [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 11:50am

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mmmmooooooo

Jollojol [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 12:29pm

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hahaha that was fucking hilarious

SHREK58 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 12:45pm

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The Benny Hinn video was funnier. This one was just borderline stupid

indyman911 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 12:49pm

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He's definitely kepping his pimp hand strong icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

machinedave [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 1:02pm

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lovely..

brewly [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 1:34pm

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you americans belive in anything! How the hell do these preachers make their millions. From red necks who belive this shit! hahahahaha..

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:37pm

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Hey brewly,
remember that party we were at & you got drunk & let the entire football team gang bang you?
That was a riot! Especially when they were done & that one guy took a shit on your chest.
That was funny as all hell.
Thanks for all the laughs!
your friend,
-GG
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slamdawg9 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:33pm

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Yeah, Americans are the only gullible people on the planet. icon_rolleyes.gif Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, why don't you?

stonemegood [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 1:55pm

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This popoff asshole was exposed as a complete fake back in the 80's. His wife was giving him information thru a earpiece. Faked and choreographed bullshit! Those fools deserve him.

Heretix [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 3:24pm

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Yeah I believe it was James Randi that exposed him.

Benis [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:13pm

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I don't get why dumb blacks love this crazy cracker so much. He's a lying sack of shit that exploits weak-minded sheep for his own economic gain. People like him should go straight to hell according to the Bible - unfortunately, "hell" doesn't exist. I'm all for the separation of church and state - too bad the rest of America isn't.

liacon [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:42pm

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There's alot more of us out there than you think....... icon_wink.gif

Heretix [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:01pm

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No one and I mean no one can resist the pull... the sheer animal attraction of the mentally unstable cracker. The power of the insane honkey is legendary. I am surprised you hadn't heard. I sent out a pamphlet. Apparently you didn't receive one.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:30pm

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Parts of this video was extremely well done...great stuff. icon_lol.gif

alx303 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:39pm

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ha ha ha..this is exactly what religion is to me, alot of shit!!!! icon_stoned.gif

towelie420 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 2:59pm

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Itt s not if you believe in god , Its if god believes in you

Agent Orange [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 4:10pm

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sudden infant death syndrome = no god

DonLongo [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 5:59pm

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Hmm, this guy just proves that you can get people to believe ANYTHING.

lorak [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:07pm

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yup yup. that was pretty damn funny.

Heretix [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:23pm

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Convulse for Christ or Peter will Popoff in your mouth.

HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:25pm

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THIS IS SO FAKE AS GLOBO WARMING... BOTH HAVE TO DO WITH BUSSINES AND RELIGION... icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

Richiestarr [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 6:37pm

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I felt the power too!!! Where do I send my money? Oh wait my bad I smoked a joint few minutes ago icon_stoned.gif

Richiestarr [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 7:01pm

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Observation........This guy is racist he only heal black people.

farcus66 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 9:33pm

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that was the fucking funniest thing I've seen so far. YYYOOOO!!!

jennj6 [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 10:05pm

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ilL [ban] | Feb 2 08 : 11:50pm

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wtf is with the scooping of the holy water from the toilet..... icon_eek.gif

go easy [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 12:20am

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I live in the BIBLE belt in Oklahoma. I am an athiest so living here is ok if you ignore people.I was playing poker with some fellow employees who are Christian.Gambling Christians who drink and drive,cheat on their wives and so on.I told the joke by George Carlin of how he prayed to the sun because he could see the sun,he could see the sun but it wasnt answering his his prayers,he prayed to god and the sun due to his noisey neighbors and their barking dog and nothing happened,so he started praying to Joe Pesci.in one day of praying to Joe the noise stopped.Joe did what God and the sun couldnt due. So they told me I was going to hell and to never speak of God jokingly because he will hear me. LOL

punisher [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 3:33am

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the farting ruins it... but still very good!

702 702 702 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 6:17am

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i need something to drink... hand me some miracle spring water !!!!

Jeroenoman [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 7:43am

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Comical hitting sounds making everything more funny, brilliant video :'D

BEERMAN [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 8:05am

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OMG - FUCKIN HILARIOUS - LMAO
THANKS MAN - BEST OF THE WEEK
FARTS ARE HILARIOUS, the religious stuff aside, the farts, and added shit is great-luved it!
see - it really doesn't take much to amuse an old drunk!!! icon_cool.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

MetalPSI [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 11:31am

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Was worth getting through the dreck for the fatality at the end.

reabymike [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 12:21pm

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it was good but what the fuck is people thinking? buy toilet water and use it as a .........WTF!!

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 12:45pm

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Just and excuse to smack a black woman in the face...

LuiG [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 1:34pm

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Hilarious icon_beer.gif

Malachai101 [ban] | Feb 3 08 : 9:51pm

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Kung Fu Preacher. Judo chopping the demons out of people since 1961. icon_stoned.gif

krunt [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 1:13am

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Love the voice over...if thats not shit it will do till we get some...

nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 9:34am

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Voice over? This guy is the real deal. How dare you mock his demon expelling farts and Judo chops of righteousness heathen!

shotout74 [ban] | Feb 4 08 : 9:23am

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Funniest thing I've seen in awhile.

Mutziky [ban] | Feb 5 08 : 11:08am

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I want his job... I mean, talking bullshit, selling water at 200 times it's actuall value... and HITTING people...

TINKamikaze [ban] | Feb 6 08 : 12:32am

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L. O. L.
And I'm a farting preacher veteran. Awesome.

trichiman11 [ban] | Feb 8 08 : 9:39am

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My goodness that was great...

preach2choir [ban] | Feb 10 08 : 2:47pm

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I made the original video... all they did was cut out some of the musical parts from the YouTube original and add the "hosted at" overlay.

MetalPSI [ban] | Feb 11 08 : 8:28pm

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Really need to get rid of the fart sounds and put in more spine cracking.

MetalPSI [ban] | Feb 11 08 : 8:35pm

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I like how he personally prepared 200 year old bread too. And that wasnt even faked.

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 14 08 : 7:03pm

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I used to fucking DUIE when i'd see his name AND this "Miracle Spring Water" he wants yo uto drink.Sounds a bit cult'ish to me! hahahaha "You better drink my spring water or shit s going to Peter POPOFF!

jagenigma [ban] | Apr 21 08 : 7:27pm

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Yeah it is a cult LOL.

zaza1979 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 12:45am

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son of the b.......

jagenigma [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 8:15am

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This guy is nuts. I can't believe that people are so gullible as to believe that.

il1990 [ban] | Jun 19 08 : 4:17pm

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I love when people make fun of fake preachers using farting noises and cuts from their speech. This is better than that other video about the old priest who keeps on farting. icon_biggrin.gif

MemphisSaint [ban] | Jul 22 08 : 9:16am

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very creative. Papoff or whatever his name sucks icon_frown.gif

salam [ban] | Aug 12 08 : 3:03am

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rosebowl23 [ban] | Aug 14 08 : 10:50pm

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wouldve been much funnier without the farts. childish.

Stucky [ban] | Sep 30 08 : 2:32pm

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Benny Hinn and this guy should Fuck eachother!!!
Frauds...

drccoco [ban] | Sep 12 09 : 6:03pm

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why is this here

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