WTF?? Guinness World Record attempt at longest face-plant in a stupid costume in a junk yard 2008??

ROFL

and he just fell short of the line too!! I assume he was going for the line cos everything else he did was so fucking pointless. Nice try, now off you fuck back to your high rise apartment in Brasil.

Best laugh of the day

Is a scorpion style landed that he try to show up....

He said do you mind if I try it again,"hell no I don't mind if you try it again, in fact, I insist, knock yourself out buddy.

I'd give his first landing a 7.5, but this guy seems like he has some potential and if he trys his hardest I'm sure he can snap his neck in two on this next attempt.

"I was too short."
Yep. And now you're about 3 inches shorter.

That must be the closest you can get to feeling paralyzed without actually getting it .What a weird ass

is this what geraldo has resorted to? what an attention whore.

wouldnt it be easier to get in the country legally than to try and jump da fence.

NO DIVING IN THE SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL!

guess if you can't afford a Dermatologist, this might work.

and at 0:09, wtf is the mullet guy doing to his balls?

Mullets and ball juggling. Kind of go together.

That was just... graceful

nope it was facefull sorry

Cheap dermabrasion treatments.

Now WHY would you be watching that crap? Unless for masturbatory purposes, then I can kinda see where you are coming from.

It would ahve been funny to see him get up & spit out a mouth full of dirt!

Yeah, I am ashamed to admit that I just watched it again just to see mullet guy scratch his nuts.....waaaa...waaaa... .waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lmao, his face ate the ground, the hard way!

AAAhhh the laws of gravity...lol

He was competing for a new spot on Gladiators. BROTHER!

Dude, you're a little late for the 'Nacho Libre' movie auditions.

''well at least if you lose your shovel,you can just turn that dude upside down&use his face to dig a hole!

almost as bad as a skater lil jumpin bean

He should have planted some corn in that furrow he left with his head!

That white pinto in the back ground is one sweet ride....

Dibs on the blue Matador.

lets try it one more time over in the parking lot.

Bad stunt, bad location, bad outfit, bad stuntman, good faceplant, good ragdoll effect, he is ok. Makes for some funny ass fucked up shit

The sega genesis called.
It wants its music back

You beat me to it...

"No way, too short!"
Someone's still bitter about last night

What the fuck was he trying to do? Apart from the DIY nose-job?

I've heard of muff diving....but this is sumthing diffrent,....

Why is Scott watching "Sweating to the Oldies" I hope its not a sign of things to come

Did he win something for not crossing the 'foul' line....

Is this the literal definition of "Taking the Dirt Road Home?!"

This is almost as good as the "How to fuck an ugly chick!" video. I laughed just as hard.

i like the choice of music, perfect for break dance..

great shot if he were pitching coins

I didn't know the proper sequence for a triple-jump was ass, arm, face.

best faceplant of all time.

in the faceplant olympics, this one's a sliver medal at least....

latino superman.

Another man bites the dust...

On the face of it - it didn't look too bad

"You OK, you ok?"
OF COURSE I'M FINE... I JUST LANDED ON MY FACE!, NO BIG DEAL!, KNOW WHAT, I'LL DO IT AGAIN... stupid reporter...

That HAS to be the best preview pic to a video ever. I would never have clicked this if I didn't see a neck rocketing into clay dirt at a 45º angle, and I never would have gone to college if it wasn't for that horse.

thats the best thumbnail ever! a mexican dirt eating faceplantin silly clothes wearing superman i fukkin love it!!! way 2 brush it off aswell m8 until the same thing happens agen

NOMNOMNOM^^

That right there is the definition of a face plant.

Nothings funnier then an assbag getting owned wearing a gay outfit. YO!!!

awesome! eat that dirt.

I love the 80's, and everything in it

omg thats got to be the best faceplant ever

lol!! wat wuz he tryin to do??

"That one liter bottle of liquid Ecstasy i drank an hour ago told me that the junkyard Olympics would be a good idea! "

Evil K'faceplant.

At least he crossed the finish line.

Haha! he even slid across the dirt!

Ooooooh that hurt like fuck!