Comments - Man Gets his Entire Body Gored and Trampled by a Bull

This is why you don't mess with a big black bull named shorty LOL

[quote=Hugh.E.Rection, Feb 6 08 : 7:07am]
This is why you don't mess with a big black bull named shorty LOL
''you do'nt mess with no fucking bull!imagine trying to sell this sport to someone who has never ever seen a bull or rodeo-''BOTH PARENTS SLAUGHTERED IN FRONT OF IT,WEIGHS OVER A TON,ANGRY PSYCOPATH,CAN RUN WAY FASTER THEN YOU..................OH YEAH ITS GOT A SET OF SHARP 2 FOOT KNIVES STICKING OUT IT SKULL!
''THINK ILL PASS!''

Ahh, the irony of being tenderized by the beef!

Meet your meat

What a bunch of CLOWNS....

Fucking rednecks. When i become president i´m going to create a game where you sit on a fat redneck and ride him out. Dickheads!

Been done already, it's called "Fucking Britney"!!
Thanks to all who posted yesterday! I am still here, genuinely thought I wouldn't be but won't bore you with the details. Beers to all who posted, you are stuck with me a while longer. It's good to be home *sniffs*.

Just dont take up Bull Riding and you will be fine.

he sure did sound dumb - maybe just the accent but the fact he rides bulls is good enough for me.
dumbass
I love that bull.

They need more bulls like that in the 'running of the bulls' competition.

Bull riders NEVER learn their lesson... thank GOD!, because if they do, we may not have this vids to laugh at them...

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Only a true bully kicks them when they're down.

blah blah blah i hate that mans voice

That bull was a cowboy rider.

they should have a gun on standby for situations like this......or dont were a fucking red shirt when you go out to play ragdoll with a bull!

how about just leave the bull alone and find another way of half killing yourself?

fuck with a bull, you get the horns. @ 1:57, the bull even hit the guy from 'unbreakable'.

Red bull gives you wings.
Black bull gives you crushed spleen.

I bet they don't teach that shit at Clown College.

2:28 they cut to a few shots of the crowd there's one guy near the middle bottom who has a huge grin on his face.
Just sat there thinking "Yes! this is what I come here for. Gore him some more I want to see blood "

"bull rider physician" OMG! hahahhaha!

Note to self: If you ever ride a bull and there is a chance you may fall off, DON'T WEAR A RED SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, the colour of the shirts doesn't matter at all, it's the movement that makes them... edgy
Btw Scott, It was the principal from 'The Breakfast Club' who invented that term. (or at least I'd like to think so )

Ahhhhh, thanks for the clarification. That must be why it repeatedly came back to his lifeless body and smashed it to a pulp as he lay unconcious.

[quote=Sushi69, Feb 6 08 : 7:50am]
Note to self: If you ever ride a bull and there is a chance you may fall off, DON'T WEAR A RED SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!
''do'nt matter what colour your shirt is.................it's gonna be red by the end!

i wouldnt feel safe knowing that the doctor at the show is also wearing a bloody cowboy hat.

Evidence #19939 in the case of "why people shouldn't fuck with bulls".

They had PLEANTY of time to get his ass out of there! There should have just dragged him off. But I DO love with the beef tenderizes the man.

The bull riding part sucked, but the cowboy riding part was excellent, yii-haw!
Now if they could only comment on the bull's technique and let the stupid cowboy be

The bull stayed pissed because the cinch on his balls didn't come loose when the rider came off... Most rodeo events root back to actual jobs that cowboys did on the ranches, then they started competing for time.... Can't think of one real reason to ride a bull though...

Oh yeah and the guy narrating STILL sounds like a douche!

"The bull doesn't here the whistle blow"something tells me if he did the bull would continue to stomp them.

Beef is what's for dinner but rednecks are the other white meat!

Now THAT'S funny...but the video is a bunch of bull.......

Like the phrase says mess with a bull you'll get the horns. Billy bob got his ass ransacked

payback's a bitch

I just cant feel bad for these people. If they strap a rope around the bulls balls, what do they expect to happen?

If the commentry was silenced and the bulls thoughs were added it would be a lot more hilarious, like.... 25sec "Im having you Mr Shivers"... 33sec "get off me you cunt"... 28sec "here goes, you ready for this"... 37sec "HA, I hoped that hurt"... "eat dirty motha fukka"... "where is he? ah, there he is, Im going in for some more" ... and as the bull walks back to his pen he says... "OWNED, you sit on me again you redneck piece of shit & I'll open a bigger can of whoop ass on ya" .....

bull lived another day.

bulls are bad ass

if there is karma
we now have a level playing field
time for a burger
may be a barbeque

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Nice compilation friend. Props to the Bulls.

excelent

i lik teh bit wer the persn died. lo;l

2:00 - 2:01 LOL.. Is the guy kicking the bullrider in the face?

Da Bulls!

Fucking Good.

that bull just didnt give a fuck about shit no mo

The bull is just mad someone tried to wipe his ass with a kockran. It chapes my ass too.

Insanity.

A cruel and horrible sport. When will people ever learn? I am sorry for the mans pain but he is responsible for what happened.
Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria

Bulls not hard to get their point across

at the end he raised a finger and everyone goes crazy. I raise a finger to a crowd and they all want to lynch me.........

Go Shorty!!!!! Show Chris who's the real champion

he absorbs the bulls energy and a horn 2 the head

Ikea finally has come out with the human rug. Comes in red.

Your avatar means that you are a homosexual.

yeah Chris raise that finger! You are number one, and sure showed Shorty a thing or two.

U ar sexy. msn?

Hmm..something to do with cowboys, gay, brokecrack mounting, Horney, bulls - balls deceaced Heath Ledger.
Wellit looks like he got a gay brokecrack mounting from.. fuck it

im in love with shorty! i wish all the bulls did this to the human sthat try to fuck with them!!

odear did he give shorty the finger at the end...wait till next time...

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Jay-z you hear that! SHORTY a BLACK bull with a nasty reputation.

''oi! slamreef,you've taken a macho superhero&got him ballet dancing? HAHAHA! FUCKING HILARIOUS! NICE AVI!

Why the hell would you dress in red when you know your going to be on top of a BULL

bulls are colour blind my good friend, it had nothing to do with colour

I wonder what song he was thinking of when he got got knocked down....then got up again....he's never gonna keep him down....he got knocked down........fuck it i had a long day

I can't imagine what song that is. What is it?

I wish this happened more often.

the bull saw his bloody red nose and went bac for the kill, to bad he didnt secceed

The rider made a your mothers so fat joke about the bulls mamma.