Sometimes i have a eruption also.. and girls love it!

Brilliant, ignore your guide, who's only 100x more familiar with the area than you are.

But I've watched volcanoes on TV so I'm an expert. Next week I'm watching HOUSE so I can perform open heart surgery.

''when he came off that volcana i bet this dude found his pants was erupting with shit!

yeah, and you ate it alll! zing!

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yeah, and you ate it alll! zing!
''NO.........I ATE YOUR MUMS PUSSY............AND YOUR RIGHT................IT DID TASTE OF SHIT! ''FISHY SHIT!

hey you dumb jackass, you dont have to quote someone if you posting under their comment

This has got to be my new hero: "Well I've seen enough few volcano documentaries so I knew what I was doing" "A blast, oh wow..I can go into the volcano" One new contender for the Darwin award, awesome video!

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Mental note: Rimming Mother Nature is inadvisable! Better to Lava alone.

Psssst, hey dude, look behind you.
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Killerdude, off to work, have a great day

What a chop! He probably grew up saying things like "Look ma, no hands! Look ma, no teeth!

this is a new kind of moron who the fuck walks in to an erupting volcano

makes the regular morons look bad. is there a reason he couldnt go out and buy a lava lamp like anyone else?

your right all the poor normal morons out there you now who you are (groover) must feel bad when they see this prick i mean im i little mad i must be to be on this site but would i do that hell no

At least he got an amazing footage!

He would have got good headage if one of those lava bombs had hit him.

headache*

Another Steve Irwin wannabe - don't fuck with nature!!

Those lava bombs look much smaller on TV.

lifes hard but its harder when your stupid

Your telling me.

What a fucking touris

Wife,get me the brown trousers!

There should be a warning sign:
"Fiery behemoth zone. Beware of molten mouth of beast."

Nature's phenomenons are created in varying levels of realization.

errrr, yeeeeeaahhhhhhhhhhh

It's twats like this that would hear the word Tsunami and grab their surf board!!!

I live on the coast of Oregon. When the tsunami Alarms go off in town, People actually drive down to the beach to "watch the tsunami".
I mean really. How stupid can you be right?

His next vacation will be chasing tornados

Beats doing drugs to get your kicks.....
(also narrators are ass-clowns. What was with all that "Fateful Decision" crap if no one died or got horribly mutilated?)

I agree. I was expecting to see his charred remains, or better yet the charred remains of his wife.

haha, that guy was pretty funny describing his arrogance and stuff.

Yeah this guy makes skaters, the guys from jackass, and 99% of the idiots featured on the videos from this website look like einsteins.

Trip of their lives. At least they got a BANG for their buck! .....
SORRY! I'll try again later when the coffee kicks in!

captain retardo strikes again...........

His wife just as stupid as he is by following him up there

chew on his big bone head.

Famous last words- "Oh Honey, don't be a whiner it's only molten rock! Let's get closer!" DUH!

He should find a better way of roasting marshmellows.

what a wanker...the guide should have left them

What was more annoying,that faggot ass announcer's voice, or the Darwin contender's "watch out" pleading?..Oh well, he's alive and drinking for free back in Austrailia as he wows the locals with his story....Stupidity should be painful, like a stick in the eye or something...

next week- earthquake/tornado/flood/ tsunami
GRAB THE CAMERA

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Crikey-toah

Too bad it missed him. Friggen moron is incredibly unwise.

yeah, I was kinda hoping he or his wife would get get burned by lava, or mamed by a rock to teach those idiots a lesson

Next plan he would try get closer with tornado...

Climb into an active, errupting volcano?
What next? Surfing a tsunami? Hang gliding in a tornado? Fucking moron.

hey .. that sounds fun come to think of it ...

I'd like to see his home video of his trip to the zoo.

whatadick

I'd be driving away from a volcano not closer to!

The narrator who does these programs... with his voice even two kittens fighting over a toy mouse could become a tragic event.

Some people seem to think that nature is just a big amusement park.

If I was his wife I'd be kicken his ass to this day.

Wow.. Well done

Australians wouldn't give a xxxx for volcanoes.

ya i just love it how the narrators always throw in there own phrases such as lava bomb? i mean come on that sounds made up.
and the size of a school bus?
i was watching one earlier about this guy hitting a car with a hammer to look like it was a accident and hes like " watch as the mechanic swing the 300 pound sludge hammer at the bumper.
first of all if it was really 300 pounds the bumper would of just fell off or got smashed into pieces. and the guy couldn't even pick up a 300 pound hammer in the first place.

I'm sorry, but I've got to ask. What sort of damage does a sludge hammer do?

Dude I keep creeping myself out on your avatar. Fucking awesome, is that just made up or off of some tv or movie? As for a sludge hammer....I would imagine it would bounce off.

The avitar is from a short CGI film made by a group of Israeli kids at an art school. I think the name of it was... ahhh shit this is gonna drive me nuts... Smile! That was the name of it. Smile. The video itself actually freaked me out.. go to a website called lion in zion. com to see it.

It is a brilliant short film that you will never forget.
Don't have nightmares.

Pretty sweet indeed.

Well for one thing, it gets the car awful muddy........

Maybe he wanted to die like his cousin Steve Irwin,those Australian are a crazy bunch.

get pucked you krunt

Well, he came out ok, so with a little luck, he'll try it some stupid shit again and get fucked up.

BBQ anyone?

We are all going to die someday so really, how foolish do you think he really is? At least he can say he was 5 feet away from getting smashed by a lava bomb before he dies. I'd been up there with him, fuck it.

huh

I really wish he would have breathed in some of that white hot ash and burned from from the inside, the fat fuck. Oh well...

he should have took that lava bomb home, he would have proply found a diamond..

You should go to the library. you'll 'proply' find a dictionary....

and your point is

What do you think my point is?
If i need to explain it then there'll be no point cos you won't understand my explanation either..
I think it's called lights on, no one in. Am i right?

I think they were looking for Frodo and Sam

lol, good one.
"Honey, let's go go vacationing under lava bomb rain, it's fun." What a dumbass!

Nah, I got em trapped with gollum in this lil box here.

thats what they get for not following orders

Im actually upset at watching this...you know one day some dumb fucks are going to do this during an eruption like that of Mt. Saint hellen, or krakatoa

BOOOM!, Wait a tick......... volcanos have fire in them, oh shit lets get out of here

Is that where those weird lamps come from?

had some chili one time, made my morning trip
much like that

Lava = Nature's cumshot.

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fucking English ASH-HOLE......

That was the dumbest vid I have ever seen. I will never get that time back because life does not have a rewind! No body died, or was terribly injured and the f&$*ing narrator lead us to believe in the begining that this was a "fatal mistake". The narrator is a huge asshole who should stop narrating and become a cadavor.

Thank God for idiots like that! That video could have been alot better, like him or his wife getting hit with a "lava bomb". Oh well, he'll probably do some equally stupid shit somewhere down the line and we'll all get to watch his dumb ass on NT.

white people..

people who say "white people"

Plaid people...

seriously? how stupid can he get? i mean he has to know that god's got it out for aussies after steve irwin and all...

Smooth Mark, Smooth.

The really scary part is ass clowns like him are breeding.

IN to the volcano, of COURSE! It makes so much sense.

Come and get your lava, come and get your lava, come and get your lava now
Come and get your lava, come and get your lava, come and get your lava
Yeah yeah (hey yeah)
What's the matter with your head (oh yeah)
Yeah yeah (hey yeah)

He almost got that Insurance money on his wife. may be next time.

that fuck was lucky nature had nothing to do with that shit!

its to bad this dumbass didnt fall in

"There's lava comin' everywhere!" ...yeah. It's a fucking volcano.

so he saw a few volcano documentaries and that makes him an expert... if that were true i'd be a fucking porn star legend based soley on the amount of filth i watch. go join steve irwin ya dumbass aussie d-bag

When i hear this guys voice start on a video i fucking know there is nothing to write home about.Him and John Bunnel need to get punched in the nads.

Last time I got too close to a big, deep firey hole - my girlfriend got pregnant. I thought I'd tie her shoelaces togther and push her down the stairs but that elbow licking bucket cunt was retarded and had velcro...

lmfao

Us Aussies do some dumb things....The whole world does...........
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But we got a huge set of cohoonies and let nothing stops us....................... ..

SAD HE LIVED

This video was utterley boring!!

i wished this prick got owned wot a idiot, dont fuck wid nature or u will get burnt.

if your that stupid