Did you know Helen Hunt has a brother named Mike.
.
"Go ahead, say it out loud"

yeah and he also has a friend named Mike Ockslong who used to hang out with a cool cat nicked Bigulps OCMan

''ive got nothing so ill bust a joke!
''WHY IS A WASHING MACHINE BETTER THEN A WOMAN????????????????
BECAUSE THE WASHING MACHINE DOES'NT TRY TO TXT YOU,PHONE YOU OR FOLLOW YOU AROUND AFTER YOU'VE DUMPED YOUR LOAD&LEFT!

I've got one too since I also have nothing better to say
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

Sorry, but my scared ass would have been cowering down in the basement.

Funny how no one runs for cover anymore. "There's a tornado! Quick, get the camera!". "There's a tsunami! Run, get the camera!". "An earthquake! Get the fucking camera!". For once I'd like to see a couple found screwing beneath the rubble. Fucking in the face of danger! NOW, get the camera!

I'm with Scott on this one I am also waiting to see my ex wife thrown around by one....

ROFL!

OK, I'm going with you on this one!

I have one word for you.........prick

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I liked Helen Hunt in her hoochie-momma outfits when she came out in Pay It Forward. She's actually got a pretty nice body. Might want to red bucket her head though. Kinda like this guy.... http://www.newsfilter.org /video/47181/Here...iest_ of_chicks/

LMAO!!!

That made me lose my breakfast, and gave me inspiration for my new anorexic diet.

Gee thanks. I think I'm about to watch Helen Hunt's giant forehead and the next thing you know I've spent 5 minutes of quality time with Mr. Happy.

coolio

I was waiting to see a cow go past

I thought I seen Elvira Gulch go by on a bicycle.

Brilliant! "Fly Monkeys, FLY!"

If we got a storm like that here on long island . I would be dead

i shit my pants just watching it

"he got drunk one time, walked straight up to a twister and threw his beer bottle at it....never touched the ground!"....."...it's the SUCK ZONE!"....

If you look hard enough, You can just make out that Aussie twat from yesterday running towards it for a better look!!!

You've got to give credit to the Americans for rebuilding time after time. I'm sick and tired of hearing middle-eastern extremists feeling how sorry they are for themselves and for their country - how hard they say they have it over there and how easy the Americans have it.
America was built by hard-working people having to make many sacrifices. Imagine the fear that the first settlers in America had when they saw these death funnels dropping out of the sky and destroying everything in their path. Not to mention the hurricanes, floods, droughts, and any other natural disaster that mother nature could through at them. Did they run away and hide? No. They stayed and made America what it is today
I can't imagine many things more horrifying than the sky above you trying to suck the house your hiding in with your family up from its foundations.
The problems that Arabs face is arguably no harder than the Americans faced all those years ago. America couldn't afford to be lazy and wallow in self pity. Neither can any other country and yet some continue to do so because it’s easier for them blame other people for their problems than it is themselves. This is a simplistic view of the world we live in but the same principles apply.
Rant over.

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mother nature can be one destructive bitch when shes mad.

have a look at this :
http://occupiedlove.blogs pot.com/
what do you do when the rate of deconstruction is higher than the rate of reconstruction ?
how can you compare natural disasters with this ?
i don't understand your comparison ...

deconstruction? is that a word? I would have probably used 'distruction'. Deconstruction sounds clumsy if not just plain wrong.
If you don't mind me saying so...




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@ lenny, theres a slight difference between living in a lusch fertile replenishing America then living in a fucking desert ya douchebag. PS. if you are the lenny from "of mice and men" then i can understand your completely idiotic comparison. now go tend dem rabbits.

Yeah but didn't they get a whole bunch of help by even harder working black chaps that they bought from tribal kings in Africa?


The only hard working americans are the staff at Dunkin Donuts, doing their utmost to keep US citizens FAT asses in lard.
www.gimmeadonut.com

Actually they bought them from the Dutch who were competeing with the Swedes for slave trade routes all along the west coast of Africa. They brought them here in mass numbers on their galley ships.... Or did you think Americans snuck over there and kidnapped them in their sleep?
As far as Dunkin Donuts goes....that's free enterprise at it's finest. No one's making you eat the damn things....

Thanks for the history lesson Einstein.
Remind me to watch the history channel tomorrow night. Maybe i'll learn something huh?



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Well hell, don't do that! God forbid you should stop sounding like a jackass!
..but being the good little Brit that you are, it's not surprising that you'd have a bit of angst about America.
Cynical - yes
Genius - ...errr, not so much.
By the way, remember to watch the History Channel tomorrow night...you just might learn something!

So you think you have the measure of my intelligence do you? You think you're smart trying to suggest that i'm stupid? Well you're entitled to your opinion and i'm not gonna try to deprive you of that. I just pity people who try to make themselves look smart by openly belittling others, even if their remarks are based on the square root of fuck-all. It's a sign of tremendous insecurity.
Are you an insecure person? Or are you rock steady confident? I'll bet you're the former. That's why you feel you can blow off on people in here to bolster your flagging self esteem. You can say whatever you like back to me. Call me names, insult my mom, but it will never change my opinion of you. That's set in stone and although it bears repeating, i'm not gonna dignify your ego by doing so.

Did I touch a nerve? You think you're the only one here who's allowed to say what they think? Honestly, I just figured acting like a total ass was just your schtick here on NT. Kinda sad to know you were being serious.

Me acting like a 'total ass' is a product of your mindset.
I know what i'm talking about. You on the other hand appear not to.
Oh and for the record, I did put my serious head on at one point. The point where you started to flap your gums, calling me a jack-ass.
If you meant nothing by your remark, then at least make an effort to show that your kidding around. You see the problem with just typing words, and short comments is that sometimes the context of what's been said can be misconstrued. That's why they put the emoticons there for us to use. It puts your feelings into your comments.
Look. I don't hate you or anything dude. It was just a word scrap for me. Lets just bury it.
What do you say? Beer?

Well, I disagree when you say you know what you're talking about. America never bought slaves from tribal slave owners, we bought them from the dutch and swedes. Without them, slavery would never have been introduced in America (a country that was already thriving without them in the first place). As far as acting like an ass goes, I couldn't help but think that after reading what you said about America owing it's prosperity to slavery and that all of us were fat donut eating lard-asses (especially since it appears you're not even from America). Forgive me if I took that as Jackass behaviour. I agree, it was just a word scrap, and I never intended it to be more than that. You talk about using emoticons, I guess you missed the 2 I put in my second response. I figured a wink and a smile conveyed playful banter quite appropriately. In any event, it was all just an attempt to goad you into a witty back and forth which I enjoy greatly from time to time. Just wanted to see what the 34th ranked user on NT was made of!..
I agree lets bury it...(for now... )

(Also, having problems logging into my account, think it has something to do with the new server...)

I see them now. (emoticons) I guess i missed them earlier.
nuff said.

When the storm ended she saw that the house landed on my ex-wife & all the munchkins in munchkin land rejoiced! Dorthy then jacked her for her $500.00 ruby red Manolo Blanch shoes! & caught a cab home!
-The End

WEATHER you know it or not, you bought those shoes for her. by the way, this video reminded me of my ex even more than the snake video.

I gotta admit, of all the natural disasters out there....I think tornadoes freak me out the most. Any time the wind picks up and I see my windows bow inwards.....fuck that shit!

One house in the beginning has the lights on,when the funnell comes closer the lights go off.
Did they think the tornado wouldn't see them?

Come on now...you know better than that.....
Tornadoes are scared of the dark!

True. You never see one at night.

Maybe they were just bored and went to bed...

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interesting

i want to be in a middle of a tornado

Your av looks like she's rocking out.....lol

I think a way the Government could make tornadoes more fun would be to pass a law that says whatever is on your property after it passes is yours to keep.
You hide out in the basement & when it passes, you go outside & see what you won!
The kids would love it too.
The anticipation would be intense.

Excellent idea! The US has GOT to make that law.
It's already apparently legal in New Orleans, apart from it has to wash-up on to your lawn and not be deposited by the wind...





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"Well, we lost everything...but we'll rebuild! This aint nothing compared to the tornadoes of 99, 02, 04 and 07. We were able to rebuild after those, why not this one!"

This is actually footage of Katrina's brother - Tyrone the tornado.

this is why i like living in the northeast, cause to much of those shits hit the south hard

TAPEWORM AND LASENSACION1 ^^^^^stay away from each other guys , you scare that hell of me....

does anybody knows what happend to RASCOIL?? i guess he was deported , or is in prison, send my greetings.....

Well whoooopty fuckin dooo!

pretty windy - huh?

i wonder why god sends those tornados to america and mohammed sends boeings????????

See, when you build your house out of lolly pop sticks, a little breeze will blow it down. Build your houses out of solid concrete, Problem solved! Except if you concrete yourself inside... then you might have a problem. Especially if you fart.

good time to let one go camera man

yeah,fuck helen hunt