Comments - Crazy Lady Decides to Keep a Hippo as a Pet

Thats not a hippo thats my wife !!!!
lol white person joke

How the hell did they really met?

They met at the hippodrome on a blind date.

''thats not your wife thats ''PLAYYAMONGO''S deart sweet mother! ''bless her little heart''
''PLAYYAMONGO YOU KU KLUX KLAN,NAZI,NF WANNABEE,TELL YOUR MUM WE'RE EATING IN TONIGHT,SO ILL BE A BRINGING A BALE OF HAY WITH ME!

listen here NEWY,you think you can come in here and shout your fucking mouth off at anyboby you feel like then you are badly mistaken.
lots of people saw your entrance to this website and im afraid you stood on a lot of good peoples toes(first impressions stick). now you think you fucking own the place.as i told you last night(go to comments on stevie wonder vid) you are nothing more than a little prick.
now go climb back in beside your (step)father.
hes waiting for you.

[quote=playyamongo, Feb 9 08 : 9:06am]
listen here NEWY,you think you can come in here and shout your fucking mouth off at anyboby you feel like then you are badly mistaken.
lots of people saw your entrance to this website and im afraid you stood on a lot of good peoples toes(first impressions stick). now you think you fucking own the place.as i told you last night(go to comments on stevie wonder vid) you are nothing more than a little prick.
now go climb back in beside your (step)father.
hes waiting for you.
''EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES,WE LIVE&LEARN& WE CAN ALL BENIFIT FROM FORGIVING&FORGETTING SOMETIMES! NOW IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOUR ENRAGED BY MY PRESENCE FOR SOME SOME REASON&IM ACTUALLY HAPPY ABOUT THIS!SO YOUR A LONG DISTANCE TRUCK DRIVER? IS MOST OF YOUR ANGER STEMMING FROM THE FACT THAT YOUR WHORE OF A WIFE IS GETTING FUCKED BY EVERY FARMER IN YOUR VILLAGE? OR THE FACT THAT THOSE 3 KIDS AINT YOURS&ACTUALLY BELONG TO YOUR DAD,YOUR BROTHER&THE TRAMP DOWN THE ROAD? IN YOUR RECENT POSTS YOU SAY THAT YOUR 14 STONE&6''2? HAHAHA! YOU FUCKING SKINNY BEANPOLE, 14STONE &6''2? IM 5''11 AND 19 STONE OF MUSCLE,I PUMP WEIGHTS&ID SNAP YOUR NECK IN FUCKING 2&TAKE YOUR TRUCK YOU CUNT! YOUR RACIST&I BET YOUR AN UNDERCOVER TERRORIST SYMPATHISER WHOSE REAL NAME IS ISHMAIL AGOGO! WE SEE CUNTS LIKE YOU ALL THE TIME ON THESE POLICE VIDEOS,WITH YOUR CHAVVY MATES,DRUNK OUT YOUR HEADS VOMITING EVERYWHERE BEFORE PASSING OUT&GETTING FAG BANGED! LISTEN I TERRORISE YOUR KIND,THE BULLY'S THAT PREY ON THE VUNERABLE,WEAK&THE MENTALLY ILL TO TRY&MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE SHITTY HAND THEY'VE BEEN DEALT IN LIFE(NASTY BLACK TEETH,BAD BREATH,BALDING,TALL BUT SKINNY&WEAK WITH A POT BELLY,UGLY YOUNG MENTALLY ILL WIFE,WHO DO'NT KNOW NO BETTET THEN BEING WITH A WOMAN BEATING ALCOHOLIC,YOU LIVE IN A SHACK,YOU'VE GOT A BOUT OF GENITAL WARTS ON YOUR ARSE&AROUND YOUR MOUTH FROM ALL THAT RENT BOY RIMMING ACTION!
SO ITS NO WONDER YOUR ANGRY AT LIFE(JUST DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON THE MISSUS&KIDS TONIGHT PLEASE!)
GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER&COME ON ROUND,THERS SOME TEENAGERS ON MY BLOCK,WHO'VE GOT SOME NEW TOYS THEY WANNA TEST OUT ON YOU! GAYLORD!

I took my meds today and stand corrected, sir.I'm a dick and your comments kick ass!

Dude is your life really THAT boring to write a book for this guy? Stop wasting my and everyone elses time with these stupid arguements with people you dont know. Watch the fuckin vid. comment ABOUT IT if you want. AND MOVE THE FUCK ON. Im tired of seeing ppl like you on this sight.

[quote=E92PAT, Feb 9 08 : 10:57am]
Dude is your life really THAT boring to write a book for this guy? Stop wasting my and everyone elses time with these stupid arguements with people you dont know. Watch the fuckin vid. comment ABOUT IT if you want. AND MOVE THE FUCK ON. Im tired of seeing ppl like you on this sight.
''OK N0.1,FUCK OFF,N0.2 LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ''SIGHT AND SITE. N0.3,DON'T INVOLVE YOUR SELF IN ARGUMENTS THAT DON'T CONCERN YOU WHICH ACTUALLY CONVEYS THE MESSAGE THAT YOU ARE BORED& YOUR ACTUALLY THE FAGGOT THAT HAS'NT GOT A LIFE&N0.4. IF YOUR SAYING THAT NO-ONE HAS A RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES,THEIR FAMILYS&FRIENDS AGAINST BULLYING,INTIMIDATION ETC,THEN YOUR OBVIOUSLY SOME KINDA WIMPY,NERDY,DWEEB THAT LETS LIFE&SOME OF THE IDIOTS IN IT WALK ALL OVER YOU!& N0.5. PLEASE KILL YOUR FAMILY&YOURSELF SO THAT YOUR GENE POOL IS ERADICATED&NOT INFECTING THE REST OF HUMBLE EARTHS GENES WITH YOUR POOR EXCUSE FOR D.N.A! NOW GO&CRY&IN YOUR CORNER BITCH!

Wow i bet you must feel pretty manly standing up to mister unknown on your computer screen. So what if i have some grammical errors.. this isnt a fucking term paper you douche. In yet you point it out cause its the only thing you got againts me. Why is it that you comments have a striking amount of detail about discrption of people? could it be because deep inside your pathetic self you know that thos words truly represent who you really are but youre afraid to admit it to your self and realize. Instead you go to SITES* like this to belittle people to make youreself feel better. Yes im not going to lie, Im currently bored as hell, but this is because im waiting to go out somewhere you fuck. Geez kid you got problems. Go cry about your problems somewhere where people care. like the noose in youre back yard. Do it.

Dude, seriously, don't even bother. You're just wasting your time now too. And now I'm wasting my time instead of watching the vids and reading funny comments about the vid. But no... now there are 4 of us wasting our fucking time.

[quote=E92PAT, Feb 9 08 : 11:43am]
Wow i bet you must feel pretty manly standing up to mister unknown on your computer screen. So what if i have some grammical errors.. this isnt a fucking term paper you douche. In yet you point it out cause its the only thing you got againts me. Why is it that you comments have a striking amount of detail about discrption of people? could it be because deep inside your pathetic self you know that thos words truly represent who you really are but youre afraid to admit it to your self and realize. Instead you go to SITES* like this to belittle people to make youreself feel better. Yes im not going to lie, Im currently bored as hell, but this is because im waiting to go out somewhere you fuck. Geez kid you got problems. Go cry about your problems somewhere where people care. like the noose in youre back yard. Do it.
''LISTEN UP YOU DIRTY SCRUB BITCH,YOUR THE CUNT WHO CAME TO ''MY'' COMMENTS,TRUE OR NOT? SO YOU MADE THE DECISION TO WASTE YOUR TIME BOTH READING&REPLYING TO MY COMMENT,I ONLY BELITTLE THOSE WHO COME TO ME FOR TROUBLE! I HAVE NO REAL PROBLEMS& LEAD AN ACTIVE LIFE,THANKS FOR ASKING!IF YOUR BORED DO WHAT IM FUCKING DOING,CRACK OPEN A BEER&START ENJOYING YOURSELF,RATHER THEN RESPONDING TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW'S COMMENTS LIKE YOUR THE ''INTERNET POLICE'' LIVE,HAVE A LAUGH&DON'T GET SIDE TRACKED BY OTHERS COMMENTS........AND SAPPER420 SAME GOES TO YOU,IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT&DEFINETLY DON'T RESPOND TO IT! ANYWAY E92PAT,IM OFF TO THE GALLOWS LIKE YOU MENTIONED................ ......................... ...THANK YOU IVE JUST BROKE MY ONLY TREE TRYING TO HANG OFF IT....................... ....IT WAS A BONSAI TREE!

ouch! your words hurt Mr thumbs down Diz,you even do research on me wow. Hey i drive for Stobbart theres even more about me.i earn more in 6 months than you will ever get in a lifetime on benefits living on your council estate.
listen boy you wouldnt stand a chance toe to toe
with me i gaurantee you that. i would give you about three seconds and im serious,you would think you were being attacked by a fucking octopus.
remember your the one who came on here yesterday and spouted your mouth off at a fellow NT'r (disgusting)

You've a couple of guys one is 6"2" (168lbs) the other is 5'11" (228lbs). Two other guys join the fray one is a drug baron who keeps order with a gun and the last guy is a 5'7" (120lbs)

who on closer inspection has olive skin, a ruck sack on his back and starts to run into the middle of the ring shouting "Allahu Akbar!" We need to know who our real enemies are and the sane need to unite.
Sorry about the break.

DIZ is 5"11 and 19 stone
salad dodger, rofl
fat bastard
here have a beer fatty
ps i love you really
forgive&forget= HIGH FIVE

[quote=playyamongo, Feb 9 08 : 2:54pm]
ouch! your words hurt Mr thumbs down Diz,you even do research on me wow. Hey i drive for Stobbart theres even more about me.i earn more in 6 months than you will ever get in a lifetime on benefits living on your council estate.
listen boy you wouldnt stand a chance toe to toe
with me i gaurantee you that. i would give you about three seconds and im serious,you would think you were being attacked by a fucking octopus.
remember your the one who came on here yesterday and spouted your mouth off at a fellow NT'r (disgusting)
''oi ya cheeky slag, N0.1.YOU AINT GOT A BARNEY MAGOO WHAT IM DOING FOR A LIVING,I DO ALRIGHT&DON'T SEE COLOUR WHEN IM MAKING MONEY,JUST THE COLOUR OF THE NOTES,YOU&ME ARE PROBABLY THE SAME AGE YA MUG&WHEN I SAY MY BLOCK,IM TALKING ABOUT MY MANOR/AREA AS A WHOLE&THE OCTOPUS THING?HAHAHA! ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WOULD JUMP ON MY FACE(ALIEN FACE HUGGER STYLE) LEAVE A FISHY SMELL? HAHAHA!!IVE DONE BIRD FOR A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF MY LIFE,MAINLY FOR FIREARMS,DRUG IMPORTATION,ATTEMPTED MURDER&MURDER IN A SOUTH AMERICAN JAIL WHERE THEY COULD'NT PROVE THEIR CASE,IM NOT TRYING TO SAY IM A BADMAN,BUT MORE AN EX-BADMAN TRYING TO LEAVE BEHIND ALL THE SHIT THAT NEARLY TOOK MY LIFE ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS&EVEN TRYING TO HELP THE YOUTH WHERE IM FROM TRY TO STEER AWAY FROM THAT LIFESTYLE,BUT WHEN YOU GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD LIKE MINE,THESE GOVERNMENT CUNTS TRY&MAKE IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU! ANYWAY ENOUGH OF ME,NEXT TIME YOUR IN LONDON,LOOK ME UP&WE'LL GO FOR A DRINK! FORGIVE&FORGET&HIGH FIVE TO YOU YOU FUCKING NUTTA!

[quote=Dbap, Feb 9 08 : 5:23pm]
who on closer inspection has olive skin, a ruck sack on his back and starts to run into the middle of the ring shouting "Allahu Akbar!" We need to know who our real enemies are and the sane need to unite.
Sorry about the break.
''DBAP,CHEERS FOR THE CONCERN MATE,BUT WE'RE BIG BOYS HERE,BUT I STILL KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING! NICE ONE MATE!

I had a major WTF attack from reading the below posts...

Probably thats the only thing with balls she can fuck, so she keep it.

i want one...

Well it's better to have a hippo in your house then a hippie I guess. Hippo's don't smoke grass all day on the couch and smell only half as bad

im not a hippie.

I'm not a hippo. But my wife might think otherwise.

we'll see her again in an 'eaten by pet hippo' video

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I'd hit it she's kinda cute..
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The hippo that is........

Hey Killer,"Liacon" went to work ,he was wondering if your cousin ever got a new leg

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi -bin/article.cgi?.../a054 658S93.DTL
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Ohh My GOD Dude..I was going through the videos today and found this on page 723
at top of the page.I can't fucking believe it this Melissa is my fucking cousin
the whole family is fucking wacked.Her daughter is the one that had her leg stolen she lost it at school a car hit her sad. What the story does'nt say is
the mom is FUCKING INSANE I know first hand.They never stole the leg she was looking for sympathy.Than the mom hid the leg and said it was stolen again
they took a marker and faked graffiti on it.When this was on the new's I was fucking craking up...I can't believe it's on here to FUCKING FUNNY...
Lisa and Betty are twins and both fucking insane

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi -bin/article.cgi?.../a054 658S93.DTL
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The hippo acts better in the house then my dog

same here!

I am living out of my car and a damn Hippo is getting a massage. Something is wrong with this picture.

I bet they don't have to worry about possums and raccoons getting in their garbage.

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that idiot....why keep a hippo....i wonder if you leave him alone...he will probably eat the dog

the hippo always comes back....i would to...did you see the massive bowl of coco pops on the table yummy hungry happy hippo.

im not suprised she sees it as her daughter ..theyre identical

God damn your avi is anoying

I think it's funny. Who's face is that?

Who in their right mind lets a friggin' hippo in their house, let alone MASSAGES it to sleep? No wonder it won't leave!

[quote=QB, Feb 9 08 : 11:18am]
Who in their right mind lets a friggin' hippo in their house, let alone MASSAGES it to sleep? No wonder it won't leave!
''was about to say she could massage MY TROUSER HIPPO ANYTIME! but then watched the video again & thought otherwise!''

The question here is can you train it to attack intruders?

I would expect this kinda shit from a Packy, but not a white broad.

sweeeet pet

poor dog has it rough.

that thing was disgustiing.............. ..........poor hippo.

Which one is Jesica?

Benefits of having a pet hippo -
1) They make great security!
2) They make you look badass!
3) They don't make noise!
Cons of having a pet hippo -
1) When they get hungry watch out!
2) They take massive shits!
3) They eat a lot! (can also go with #1) ^^

I'm jealous. I want a pet hippo!

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They should get it drunk.

Are you mad?

she keeps the hippo so no one can say she is the fattest at that house,if she wore gray it would be hard to tell them apart.no wonder the hippo sees itself as "one of them"

She got it so her ass would'nt be the biggest in the
house any longer!

I can't get past the fact that the hippo is in the house...80 pounds in for food, and 80 pounds out for hippo shit....who cleans this.?

what the fuck is that ladies problem, i wonde what happens when she runs outta food..

THEY SHOULD MAKE THE HIPPO AND THE WOMAN FUCK EACH OTHER, THEN PUT IT ON NT SO WE CAN HAVE SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT

when it happens, someone plz update with news article link of pet hippo eating lady. thanks

This has nothing to do with the hippo.What is up with the weight in stone in the U.K.? What is equivlant to pounds in stone and why not use the metric system.When your working on a car do you say:"Hey Jimmy pass me three rock and a quarter wrench"?

Never mind the Hippo video, I just jerked off to your avatar thanks

I thought hungry hippos only ate marbles

They may look nice, but hippos are extremely dangerous. The majority of fatal attacks of animals against humans in Africa are by hippos, not by lions or crocodiles, as one would expect. Just a matter of time before this crazy lady stars a shocking video, instead of a cool one.

WTF