Did you hear what said as he sat up?
He said "where are my 70 virgins?"

no he said were are my teeth and how did i get here

I think you're supposed to get 72 according to the sand-nigger Bible - but that's another issue altogether.

Ahhh who cares?

He's not gonna get 70 or 72 of 'em. Just 'lights out' like the rest of us.


Here's to a godless society.

I LOVE THIS!
LMFAO
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HE TRIED TO RUN BUT GOT DRIFTED

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