Comments - Worst RC Jet Takeoff Ever Nearly Decapitates Someone

category: Accidents | views: 79254 | posted on: 02/13/2008

Someone needs to go back to flight school. Or, in this case, read the fucking manual.

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norm [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:07am

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be tough to fetch that.

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jimmyjoemeeker [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:09am

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Women pilots...

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Killerdude [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:11am

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If the word nearly wasnt in there this would be a great video..

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capo [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:15am

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I think the excellent reflex dive really made the video actually. Though of course it would have been cool to hear the 911-tape 'please send an ambulance, my friend has a jetfighter stuck in his head'..

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4evrblu [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:14am

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I am waiting for these things to be equipped with scale-hellfire missiles and mini-machine guns. Seriously, if these things were lethal, just imagine how hard they would be to shoot down. You could rain hell on your neighborhood.

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Sprawler [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:15am

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Jeeez, that was fuckin close.

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Laughing Gravy [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:19am

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That was the actual jet flown by Tom 'Thumb' Cruise in Top Gun.

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Excalibur [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:21am

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but at lease the wheel didnt left behind....

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:30am

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that was just PLANE crazy! with a dive that good,maybe that dude should think about taking up soccer!

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squidman6 [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:38am

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What soccer shit soccer is for dishwashes

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:34am

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squidman6 on Feb 13 08 : 6:38am wrote:
What soccer shit soccer is for dishwashes

''ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT

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zykron [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:55am

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He's not as bad as the BB duo of BreakableBoy and Bearbareasso that we've got going in the forums...

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 6:01am

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zykron on Feb 13 08 : 7:55am wrote:
He's not as bad as the BB duo of BreakableBoy and Bearbareasso that we've got going in the forums...

THERE'S WORSE THEN HIM? well i fancy a laugh!looks like i need to get myself down to the forums for the COMEDY VALUE!

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zykron [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 8:22am

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squidman spelled 6/6 of the words in his post correctly... the duo that I mentioned, however, barely EVER (in ANY post) makes it past 1/6. I'm not kidding, go check 'em out.

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 8:28am

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zykron on Feb 13 08 : 10:22am wrote:
squidman spelled 6/6 of the words in his post correctly... the duo that I mentioned, however, barely EVER (in ANY post) makes it past 1/6. I'm not kidding, go check 'em out.

HAHAHA! what page?

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zykron [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 12:53pm

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Any of his posts!
http://forum.nothingtoxic .com/member.php?u=2533

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Laughing Gravy [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:42pm

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Looks like you've got a friend for life there "Zirkon". You have my sympathy.

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Da Bomb [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 1:05pm

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My guess is that squidman rides to school in the "little bus" if you know what I mean...

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 3:25pm

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Da Bomb on Feb 13 08 : 3:05pm wrote:
My guess is that squidman rides to school in the "little bus" if you know what I mean...

the SPECIAL BUS more like!

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zykron [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:41pm

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You mean this?
http://home.gwi.net/~rdf/ imagesfrombandwid...ists/ gaybus.gif

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 14 08 : 1:08am

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zykron on Feb 13 08 : 6:41pm wrote:
You mean this?
http://home.gwi.net/~rdf/ imagesfrombandwid...ists/ gaybus.gif

HAHAHA! your a mind reader mate!thats exactly what i had in my head!

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hellyeh [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 9:30am

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Do you dickheads understand this then ?
Soccer is for dishwashers (meaning the guys that like soccer are fukn nancy boys)
Dumbfuks

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 3:33pm

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hellyeh on Feb 16 08 : 11:30am wrote:
Do you dickheads understand this then ?
Soccer is for dishwashers (meaning the guys that like soccer are fukn nancy boys)
Dumbfuks

OK fair enough thats your opinion! im not even into soccer but watch how you talk to people,theres folk out there that'll slice your face and neck up with a box cutter and leave you in your own pool of shit,vomit and blood dying for less then that you FUCKING DICKHEAD!

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legally insane [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 7:36pm

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hellyeh on Feb 16 08 : 11:30am wrote:
Do you dickheads understand this then ? Soccer is for dishwashers (meaning the guys that like soccer are fukn nancy boys)Dumbfuks

Your only saying that because Vinnie Jones fucked your face up

I'm not into football either but I don't insult those who are, just like I don't call you for watching thw knitting channel

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 17 08 : 7:02am

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legally insane on Feb 16 08 : 9:36pm wrote:
hellyeh on Feb 16 08 : 11:30am wrote:
Do you dickheads understand this then ? Soccer is for dishwashers (meaning the guys that like soccer are fukn nancy boys)Dumbfuks
Your only saying that because Vinnie Jones fucked your face up
I'm not into football either but I don't insult those who are, just like I don't call you for watching thw knitting channel

HAHAHA! do you know what i mean? we dont cuss him for cross dressing,being a virgin or liveing at his mums 1 bedroom flat at 45 years old! LIVE AND LET LIVE PIZZA FACE!

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Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 12:07pm

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Maybe he did his service on an aircraft carrier.

On a different note. Now I remember why squid irritates the fuck out of me.

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 3:41pm

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Tapeworm on Feb 13 08 : 2:07pm wrote:
Maybe he did his service on an aircraft carrier.

AND GOT A DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE FOR SHITTY PLANE NAVIGATION!
On a different note. Now I remember why squid irritates the fuck out of me.

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DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:34am

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I bet that dude is most probably a good muff diver too!

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Boosk [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:34am

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I think I would stay behind the plane, not in front....

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Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 2:06pm

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The man in control did. He's not dumb.

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cellman [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:36am

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That was a very little man flying that jet.
Maybe it was Tom Cruise?

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MetalPSI [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:49am

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No, I think he was too tall.

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QB [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:46am

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I just had a Ramstein flashback!

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Da Bomb [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:57am

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QB on Feb 13 08 : 7:46am wrote:
I just had a Ramstein flashback!

Do you think that was an Italian pilot, was there a plate of pasta painted on the fuselage?

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QB [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:12am

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Nah, the moustache gave it away!

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Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 9:38am

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Had to be an Italian pilot, because the guy who took the dive, nearly had a pizza him taken off with that plane.

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Da Bomb [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:34pm

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Ow, ow ,ow, so bad that was good.....

deleted user [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:00am

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ssolon [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:01am

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Holy shit, that was an awesome move!

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fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:01am

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I feel the need...the need for speed.

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en jaywest [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:15am

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the guy that dove had that crappy "danger zone" song stuck in his head after that.

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DirtyWhiteVagina [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:11am

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There must have been a flight attendant showing some tit in the cockpit.

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liacon [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 6:32am

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Anne Coulter makes me horny

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Excalibur [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:21am

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DirtyWhiteVagina on Feb 13 08 : 7:11am wrote:
There must have been a flight attendant showing some tit in the cockpit.

LMAO!!!!!!!
Those tit kill people...

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Ellzee [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:25am

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The pilot blind?those people he almost flew the jet into were in plane sight.

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larryvee [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:38am

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hahahaha great comment (Thumbs up)!

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QB [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:27am

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I'll have the plane, no, no, no, WAIT! The peanut, the PEANUT!

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voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:31am

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that was a hell of a dive. T give props to the dude who kept his head. If I was him I would slap the dude flying the plane.

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dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:34am

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Stop being so beastly to the pilot. He's only a little fella.

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sixsixsix [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:36am

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Dead fall - it gives you wings!!

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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 5:52am

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Why the hell was he taking off from the grass anyway. Shouldn't he be on a more flat surface like asphalt or concrete?

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mcdeez [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 2:31pm

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good advise mr. rational. on a smooth surface? Now just how much fun would that be? And would they now be enjoying the celebrity that comes with being on NT if they used common sense? I think not my good sir

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iMasturbate [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 6:20am

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that was totally insane, great dive!

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nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 6:34am

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Now to attach a dildo on the end and fly it into my girlfriends vagina, I think I'm on to something here.

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sh2wy18 [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 6:36am

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Those nutty alcoholic pilots.
But seriously, that guy did a fantastic job of getting out of the way.

5 star video.

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DramaTim [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 6:51am

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scotty2hotty! on Feb 13 08 : 7:52am wrote:
Why the hell was he taking off from the grass anyway. Shouldn't he be on a more flat surface like asphalt or concrete?

ALSO why the hell was everyone in front of the plane besides the pilot and co-dick

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scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 7:09am

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good point!

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daddi4551 [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 6:54am

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it was a jump jet,
it jetted
he jumped

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Sushi69 [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 6:56am

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"Nice recovery Mav".

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NUIYZ [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 6:58am

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so that's where "hit the deck" comes from.

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rascoil [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 7:06am

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Needed one of them at the super bowl.

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Komodo [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 7:09am

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NUIYZ on Feb 13 08 : 8:58am wrote:
so that's where "hit the deck" comes from.

Seriously

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skrewloose [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 7:11am

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That was some final destination shit right there.

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dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 4:21pm

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skrewloose on Feb 13 08 : 9:11am wrote:
That was some final destination shit right there.

that guy who dived can expect to be decapitated on the planes landing then!

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AKAStoner [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 7:11am

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wow ... 2 robot pieces for that jump :)

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jinjins5 [ban] | Feb 13 08 : 7:29am

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I don't know why, but that guy hitting the deck like that cracked me up. I love these random videos that people will really never be able to duplicate. Good stuff.