much safer if he dipped in that pool on a cliff,

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Where can I get a battle scar like that??!!!

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Edgecore's mom's bedroom.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His is definately proud of you as his best friend...
Even know that her mom TOOTHLESS!!!

Damn nice of the shark to dress the wound for him though!

You should get a million thumbs up for that, that was sooooooo witty. Cheers! Salud! Mazeltov!

They say sharks attack people because they mistake them for seals, so what do divers do, they dress up like seals and jump in the ocean

"You're gonna need a bigger Band aid"

Better call Bob Geldof.

that was'nt a bite! did'nt know one see her peeling of the backing? it was obviously just one of those BUBBEGUM TRANSFER TATTOOS!

The nurse love that scar....

Phhht... A barracuda could have done the same damage. In fact, that looks a lot like a barracuda.

No it looks a lot like a leg with a hole in it

Hahaha. OK, you got me there.

At least it didn't take his whole leg.

I bet the shark has cholesterol problems after eating all that fat.

damn! thats the biggest gape ive seen all day!

I saw a bigger gap last night when I was with your Mom!
Sorry, It was just SITTING there BEGGING me!

that explains a lot. when i woke up the tv was missing. motherfucker.

Oh, by the way, can I get the romote?

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REmote!

scotty, what the fuck? i get home from from work, and you have a new avi? the ugly wallpaper behind you looks suspiciously like my moms living room, and now her digital camera is missing! whats going on? as for the remote, i dont need it. ill just leave it where the tv used to be.

All he did is sit on a cheeseburger and that's the paper that stops them from sticking together. " Are you alright? ".... " Yeah - I'm just really hungry and that was my only cheeseburger... "

What the fuck do these guys do? Tie pork chops around their necks and play with them?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Throw some salt water on it

hello daddys here ,............wot a gayboy its only a fuc@ing scratch some tcp and a bandage will sort that little wound just fine ,i hate the way these pussys make a mountain out of a molehill lol

Good luck he was a fatso. and what do you mean with "compartment on his back" ??

That guy was the shark equilvilant of McDonalds.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CK THAT! I would have Bodied that cartilage filled faggot!!

I'm really getting tired of these idiots not using high-def cameras. Especially the towl heads.

I bet he's glad it wasn't another 6 inches higher

I'am guessing the shark, did'nt find him tasteful.

plenty of thigh to give there, don't sweat it bro

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I think we humans are the real chicken of the sea.

he should paint a couple of eyes above that wound, and go on kids tv. they'll love it!!

That shark now has high cholesterol.

how the fuck did I not comment on this video?

haha wtf