Comments - Why You Never Want to be in a Russian Jail

category: Shocking | views: 264730 | posted on: 02/15/2008

This is where they should've sent Michael Vick. And Martha Stewart.

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:06am

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looks like they got those skinheads from yesterday! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:19am

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I hope you're right there Diz.
Don't we all wish the world worked like that.

nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 7:16am

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God, I wish it worked like that. Unfortunately, jackasses like that multiply and somehow end up getting continually released on the streets and if they don't we end up paying for them to sit in prison watching basic cable, eat, drink, and hang out with their skinhead buddies....and it's all being payed for by us. Where's an electric chair when you need one?

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 5:05am

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dirty bertie from number 30 on Feb 15 08 : 7:19am wrote:
I hope you're right there Diz.
Don't we all wish the world worked like that.
HELL YEAH! karma only seems to work when ive fucking done something wrong! HAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Dudwood Fudwood [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:14am

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Yeah I hope so. Was going to say that anyone who had sympathy for these fucks should check out all the skinhead clips on here. May change their minds.
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norm [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:09am

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i thought the dog pound was hell.

sixsixsix [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:14am

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All prisons should be like this. People fear prison in Britain, find out what it's like and they ride it like a fuckin funfair ride. They get carpeted cells, DVD players, decent food, a choice of 2 DVD's a week, a gym, entertainment.... If British prisons were like this, ex cons wouldn't remain how they were and re-offend. " Jail is easy " say my friends. Not so much friends anymore but still. Mind you - if I managed to get British jails to be like the Russians, I bet I'd end up in jail thinking - " Why???? " icon_beer.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

deleted user [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:59am

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Mr_Ant [ban] | Mar 1 08 : 7:58pm

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You are funny as heck.lol

It was just wrong the way they were beating those prisoners,even if they were skinheads. I wish I understood Russian so I could understand why they were so brutal with the prisoners and why they wanted them to disrobe. There was no shower around,I think. Maybe they just wanted to humiliate them. I doubt or hope rape was not on their minds. If so,they probably would have had to beat me to death because I would have taken nothing off. Better to be dead than raped,in my opinion. I would be like come on,kill me motherhummers. Kill me.

nando22 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:16am

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ha ha sucks to be you

Sushi69 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:17am

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Ha, their camouflage was SHIT! I could see all three of them! icon_beer.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:21am

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That's nothin I forgot Valentines Day..
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I'd trade places with them.....

SHREK58 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:23am

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Paris Hilton would have been a good candidate for that particular jail, In fact I think all "celebrity" prisioners should get sent there so they will understand that with all thier fame and money they too have to obey the law.

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:36am

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...and that's just for traffic violations.

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:37am

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Russian jails seem eerily similar to their nightclub entrances. Oh, and their parks, trains, buses, streets ...

liacon [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:38am

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This is nothing, wait till they find out they have Tyrone as a cell mate. icon_wink.gif
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"Tyrone is very horny"

SMKDGGG [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:40am

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In communist russia, comment posts YOU
We have such nice things in Britain... like warning shots. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Lowki [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:12am

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LOL in America the only thing that happens is we shove a feeding tube down prisoners throats when they don't eat for a while. Oh your a child rapist??? Oh we simply must keep you alive.

p s y c h o p a t h . [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:41am

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i liked how they twirled the baton to smack em

capo [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:51am

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So this is what the Russian SM gay scene looks like, how interesting..

MapleAide [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:15am

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Dude, I totally thought the same thing! the first 10 seconds of the video had me worried as to what kind of video we were watching.
"Spread your legs Dmitri... I said spread them!!" icon_eek.gif

reabymike [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:52am

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when they get out the will become priests! enjoy the rest of your stay!

feeker07 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:55am

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look like skinheads anyway who gives a fuck icon_lol.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:02am

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"When do we eat"
"You eat when we say you eat, you sleep when we say you sleep and you shit when we say you shit!! You got that you maggot dicked Mother fucker"

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:43am

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Fresh fish! Fresh fish! Fresh fish! icon_twisted.gif

busanut199 [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 3:51am

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Shaw shank redemption

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:10am

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the sad thing is: it was visiting day, and these were the prisoners' families.

vinced [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:15am

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We need this good shit happening in the US prison system man!!

jackrussel01 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:25am

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makes the jail i went to look like a holiday camp ( H.M.P.pentonvile)

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 16 08 : 5:10am

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jackrussel01 on Feb 15 08 : 7:25am wrote:
makes the jail i went to look like a holiday camp ( H.M.P.pentonvile)
yeah the villes shit mate, apart from g-wing where they had tv's! every crackhead&smackhead from kings cross,camden etc seem to permanently reside there! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

BubbaG [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:27am

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LMAO jaywest. I'm still chuckling over your comment. Looks like the aftermath of a riot that was suppressed. This is exactly what is needed in the US prison system where prisoners are given cable TV and all the free weights they want. You see the way those russkies were scared shitless! In the US the prisoners walk around like they own the fricking place.

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 4:20pm

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Yep, I echo that on behalf of the UK contingent.
Prisoners love it inside these days.
I'll bet these fuckers in Russia won't do the shit they did before again after that! (was that a confusing sentence?) icon_wink.gif

pikemaster [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:45pm

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i totally disagree with u there , people all around the world no matter how hard or soft the prison regieme is find them selves in and out of prison time and time again , so wat u have just said in effect is bollocks and unfounded any where in the world , if ur goin to comment on something at least think the real fact of it thru b4 hand tryin to harp on about british prisons , what if the guy in that vid was only in for non payment of television licence or something very silly like that , if u were in the same predicament and had to go to prison ,would u like to be treated like that ? dont say i wont go to prison tho , cuz wat if u caught ur mrs giving somebody a blow job , would u not cave his skull in ? i know any real man would hurt him for ripping out ur heart , so would u like to be treated like that for a moments loss of cool , there are many factors and paths for a person to wind up in prison , i agree that there are some people who deserve a hard time in prison , but others most common criminals dont deserve to be treated like that no matter what country , soft jail or tuffest regieme around does any of it really work untill the person is ready to really make a change in thier life , its down to them , the hman being can get used to anything , some will take there own life others will just get on with what ever comes there way , im waffling on now , but all i ask is for u to think about what u r sayin , so all those men who went to prison for an unfair tax called the poll taX should have been subjected to that sort of beating ? or the old lady on the news last year who got put in prison for not payin her tv licence should be stripped and beaten with a bat or what about a mother with spiecqal needs who cant get her daughter to go to school and gets 3 months at eastwood park woman prison should get 6 and a bit weeks of pure and savage beatings ? i dont think so , like i said there are many different people in prison for many different things , beating all of them would be just plain wrong

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 21 08 : 2:52pm

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Did you actually read what i wrote?

By the way i'm quite flattered that you spent so long on your comment in response to mine.
And how dare you suggest that my opinion is 'bollocks'. - That's my point of view and if you don't like it. tough shit.

pikemaster [ban] | Feb 21 08 : 3:58pm

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ive read again wat u said and im still sayin u chatted bollocks and how dare u ! it works both ways ur entitled to ur oppinion and im entitled to mine , u chat shit bubba and i wonder the day if u had to visit a close friend or family mamber in such places if ur attitude would change , if i wanted the oppinion of an asshole id have farted and not welcomed back ur oppinion , so i bid u good day sir and ask u to take the testicles out of ur mouth icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 21 08 : 4:24pm

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Done some bird have you? Speaking from first hand experience then?
Either way, i don't give a rats penis what happened to you. You come across as an ignorant fuck-wit who's trying to make himself look like an alpha male. This isn't a gorilla compound, it's a media forum. We each express our opinion on the material on show. If you choose to utilise it as an opportunity to carry out personal attacks on people then you're a cunt and deserve to be beaten with a shitty stick.
Now fuck off and stop bothering me icon_eek.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:32am

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I can only hope & pray that is at least one of the skin heads from the other day who stabbed that kid.

daddi4551 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:36am

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notice they kept the helmets on, bullys are big in a group.
bunch of pussys, get them alone in a bar, where they they will never go'
they would piss themselves

Toxic [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:38am

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anyone know some background info?

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:44am

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Toxic on Feb 15 08 : 7:38am wrote:
anyone know some background info?
i do ...theyre russian

bama [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 5:52am

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Perhaps there are some skin head fucks in the bunch but to randomly beat the shit out of another human is wrong in so many ways.Notice the dickhead that is twirling his stick...looks like he's a real tough guy...pieces of shit. icon_exclaim.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:07am

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This is their 'five star' jail. Badass Russian jails don't allow cameras.

ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:12am

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I'm looking at all the "badass" tats on the prisoners. I'm sure some of them are skinheads that got busted and deserve this beatdown. Unfortunately- Im sure there are also some innocents in there getting the same treatment.
Notice the guy in the thumbnail shit his pants. The guy that was spread at the table got a serious shot to the nuts OW. The guy at the beginning is tougher than me he just grunted and kept going I woulda screamed like a little bitch.

liamjefford [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:13am

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i like the way they spin their batons around haha spin spin whack, spin spin whack, spin spin tuck it away by my arm pit an kick lol top class lmfao icon_beer.gif

thearchangel [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:18am

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I wish our American prison system was like the Russian's. I really do. Inmates don't fear being in jail because they know if they aren't fed 3 times a day or if anyone ever tries something like this, human rights liberal faggots start crying out that they're human and deserve to be treated like one. Fuck that. They lost that right when they violated or ended the life of another individual. The saddest part about it, in the state of Texas it is now only an misdemeanor for an inmate to assault a prison officer. That means they can beat the shit out of with a weapon, piss on, throw blood, cum, or shit on, and plain ol' jump and officer and they only get 3 months added to their sentence. Oh, and only serve half that.
FUCK THEM ALL! THROW EVERY SINGLE FELON IN A BARBEDWIRE ELECTRIFIED FENCE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ALASKAN TUNDRA ABOUT A 1000 MILES FROM ANYTHING AND LET THEM FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR SURVIVAL! icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif

zykron [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:22am

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I thought that I saw a dongle in there somewhere... help I need to be ungayed! icon_rolleyes.gif

rascoil [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:24am

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You notice they didn’t fight back like American prisoners. We should just send all of our convicted criminals to Russia, it would be a lot cheaper. If you made it just one year, you are free. I don’t think there would be so many repeat offenders. icon_stoned.gif Lets start with all the Politicians icon_cheesygrin.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:33am

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those crazy Russians... icon_rolleyes.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:35am

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ummmm on Yeah, Feb 15 08 : 8:12am wrote:
I'm looking at all the "badass" tats on the prisoners. I'm sure some of them are skinheads that got busted and deserve this beatdown. Unfortunately- Im sure there are also some innocents in there getting the same treatment.
Notice the guy in the thumbnail shit his pants. The guy that was spread at the table got a serious shot to the nuts OW. The guy at the beginning is tougher than me he just grunted and kept going I woulda screamed like a little bitch.
Why do you think 'Tat Boy' was the one that got stripped down to his shorts? He thinks he's bad, so now he gets to test his science experiment.

AssHat [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:45am

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Fuck me....Thats some serious action. Please send our criminals there for their REAL punishment.
Nobody would continue raping and robbing after that kind of treatment.

kpearson [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:49am

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dizdabiz on Feb 15 08 : 6:06am wrote:
looks like they got those skinheads from yesterday!
we can only hope icon_smile.gif icon_beer.gif

turbodog55 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 6:57am

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Lucky Bastards what a great job that would be...

gbr88 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 7:14am

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Most of the ones with tattoos are Russian mafia. They are ruthless thugs who deserve every beating they get and more. Fuck'm.

Johnson [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 7:17am

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Lovely Russia....

Stabcity [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 7:41am

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this treatment of prisoners should be the same the world over. Lets see how many tough guys there are then. I thought i would never say it but well done russia, that is the best crime detterent that ive ever seen

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:03am

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Toxic on Feb 15 08 : 7:38am wrote:
anyone know some background info?
Catch em' Strip em' Beat em'

REDTEAM22003 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:13am

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I love it...too bad they dont do that here

minusbrain [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:28am

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Stabcity on Feb 15 08 : 9:41am wrote:
this treatment of prisoners should be the same the world over. Lets see how many tough guys there are then. I thought i would never say it but well done russia, that is the best crime detterent that ive ever seen
You're absolutely right except for the part where you failed to notice the yard flooded with inmates and the repeated references to the Russian skinheads who evidently feel absolutely no hesitation in committing random acts of violence despite the ostensibly brutal treatment that awaits them in prison. So in other words, it's clearly not an effective deterrent at all.

evil-lad [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:35am

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man, i hope those guys were in there for eating live babies or liking the band creed. otherwise, the punishment seemed a little harsh.

machinedave [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:36am

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well,they're criminals.'nuff said.

QB [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:42am

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That video had a pretty good beat to it

Twist778 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:58am

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What the hell is wrong with all of you.
Do you assholes think it's easy everywhere as it is on your end.
If they are rape hounds fine,molestors ok but not guys that are in there because they did what they had to to survive .ont be too quick to judge

typicalgeordie [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 8:59am

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perfect place for kiddie fiddlers and wife beaters just what england needs

S600 [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 9:09am

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Da, mi blyat plohie!! icon_twisted.gif

murderdeathsuicide [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 9:10am

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THAT IS HOW A PRISON SHOULD BE RUN IN FUCKING ENGLAND THEY GET PC'S AND XBOXES FUCKING ANIMALS GOOD ON RUSSIA

rascoil [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 9:38am

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creampuff [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 9:40am

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I think I'll return my Moscow plane ticket. Maybe some place safer like Darfur!

pcplus [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 10:01am

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omfg noobs icon_stoned.gif

Truth_hurts [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 10:08am

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rascoil on Feb 15 08 : 8:24am wrote:
You notice they didn’t fight back like American prisoners. We should just send all of our convicted criminals to Russia, it would be a lot cheaper. If you made it just one year, you are free. I don’t think there would be so many repeat offenders. Lets start with all the Politicians
Then what would happen to your prison _industry_?

rascoil [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 11:19am

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We could turn them into old folks homes. icon_cheesygrin.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Feb 15 08 : 10:19am

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"I have my rights - what about my rights?? I want my lawyer - where's my mommy ??? I'll have your job - whats your badge number ??? you BETTER NOT FUCK WITH ME - you'll be sorry !!!..............
oh ..............wrong country .................shit