Robber Accidentally Shoots a Store Clerk in the Gut

ouch...not in the gut..cause u stay alive and feel the pain...how about in the head

La sensacion. how about in the ass like I did with that dog you have for a mother you chupa vergas fucktard?

Lesson here..never rob a store when sumo wrestlers are out side...

Tops off parade out the front with manboobs winning the chocolates.........

If he just had the Chuck Norris-Action jeans, with the patented the bootcut, he would still be running free!
Nobody can stop you when you're wearing those monsters, just look att the poor russian, he's an top notch MMA-fighter in russia, and he got annihilated by the jeans.

i aint going there..........PHUCKET? more like FUCKET!
seriously though,the best place ive ever been,if you ever get a chance to go thailand,make sure you go!

He should take a course in iran 1st...

random tip of the day: shooting off prematurely is never impressive to the ladies.

Too young and too eager.
Didn't even hang around for a smoke afterwards.
Bet he never calls her either.

As if he wasn't that much of a loser he had to rob someplace, but he doesn't know how guns work either........

Man boobs - aka moobies or moobs

based on the lack of attire on the guys that came running into the store I reckon the robbers jail ass raping started early...

fuck I hate the clips with the tv announcer.

^You would prefer to guess what's going on?
Vid: There IS justice in the world!

jesus, if you dont want to harm anyone and arent safe with a gun...dont bloody load it...or better yet, dont try and rob anywhere.

lol i like how all the good samartins are shirtless proves thailand is laid back LOL !

Hahah "by standers" yeah that gang of shirtless men who happened to be hanging out outside

Scared fuckers will shoot you. Sorry little fucker. Some hold him down while, some stomp his ass.

well that robber can look forward to doing the michael jackson THRILLER DANCE in the jail yard for the next 15 years!

Might be the first time he's had a bunch of sweaty half-naked men piled on him, but it won't be the last.

^I've said it a hundred times, but I'll say it again, you never fail to crack me up.

Hm, the husband didn't hear the gun shot and the crook shot her without taking anything. Sounds fishy to me.

now she has that gut feeling..about selling up and opening a teashirt shop..she will make a fortune..

Is that a shop that sells clothes made out of teabags or are you just really bad at spelling?

lol!i just got it......

both.. ..hope too get better tho with you as my teacher

He better learn the step to a tee

HAHAHA!he'll be learning those steps on the yard and in the prison showers!

Thank you come again

He needs to stick to his day job at the tee shirt factory .... oh wait, guess thats not going so well either!

yeah her husband didnt hear the gunshot and needs the alrm to wake him

Ah! The searing kiss of hot lead; how I misssed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.
Thank you, steal again.

Looks like he took his boss words "Make it look like an accident" too serious... lol

Just goes to show, Crime doesent pay, Unless you take something.

What's with the wobble-cam? is the shop made of Jelly

It's a jellycatessen

she shouldve went with her gut feeling and ran when she saw the gun.

Earth provides enough to satisfy every mans need, but not for every mans greed.

~Gandhi~

See, now that's a stellar comment.

Thank you Sapper !!

I know he didn't intend to shoot her, but now that he did, at least take some shit before you run out.

I SAID SHRIMP FRIED RICE BITCH!

hahahah retard , kid , gun not good

my first time with a chick went the same way only the load did not hit her, i think it's still in orbit 30 years later

what nice community they beat that kids ass somethin awful i bet :)

At least the bystanders got involved...

was there a sumo gay bar next door? and why i ask is because they were holding him down!

thats what I thought. the announcer should of said "luckily, the bingo wong all star traveling sumo wrestlers were right next door..."