Comments - Worst Arsonist Ever Tries to Set a Club on Fire

category: Funny | views: 21925 | posted on: 02/22/2008

If you're an aspiring arsonist, you should watch this for some tips on what not to do.

MrPuffin [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:43am

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deleted user [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:43am

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TriZ [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:45am

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ROFL what an idiot, but kinda funny how he calmy walks off with his bike icon_stoned.gif

Cheeringonbombs [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:47am

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what a fucking polish attempt at arson. haha did he seriously throw a bottle containing a flammable substance towards a building whilst dousing himself in said substance? Not only that, but he rode up on the bike, yet ran away with it? talk about murphy's law.
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ummmm, Yeah [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:56am

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See, this site is better than college. Professor Scott teaches us what NOT to do in the real world. How to NOT ride a bike, skateboard, rollerblades, motorcycle, etc. How to NOT stand so close to trains. etc., etc., etc.,
All hail Professor Scott.

Calang [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:57am

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A perfect example of a Terrorist School dropout.

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:58am

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He heard there was a fancy dress party at the club, and he wanted to go as Ghost Rider. icon_cheesygrin.gif

pates [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 9:01am

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silly brit icon_beer.gif

metoxic [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 9:33am

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icon_eek.gif He should have practiced on the barbie first icon_cheesygrin.gif flame on icon_stoned.gif

grimaceivxx [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 9:35am

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Oh

sixsixsix [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 9:40am

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I like how he pushed his bike away whilst on fire and the club had gone out, yet he was still on fire.

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 9:43am

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Stop, drop, and ROFL! icon_stoned.gif

zykron [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 9:59am

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LOL! He must think that "Arson" is when a boy is being referenced by his mother. icon_twisted.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 10:41am

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1st. rule of arson: set the BUILDING on fire Not yourself! icon_rolleyes.gif ...oh, you might want to keep the bike running too! icon_eek.gif

Truth_hurts [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 10:44am

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pates on Feb 22 08 : 11:01am wrote:
silly brit
It happened in Manchester, lots of immigrant problems there.

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 10:46am

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Weak.

dragonfire [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 11:01am

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so he took all the gas out of the bikes tank and used it for the building ok got it

ouija [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 11:03am

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no it was in Wigan

TheDonald [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 11:06am

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Your'e aw forget it.

Twist778 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 11:22am

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zykron on Feb 22 08 : 11:59am wrote:
LOL! He must think that "Arson" is when a boy is being referenced by his mother.
Nice one!!!!

nando22 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 11:24am

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hi guys moveing in 3 or 4 days holp to be on line soon i like it in here icon_beer.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 12:05pm

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Have a good trip icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

nando22 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 12:34pm

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thank you icon_beer.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 12:17pm

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Moving OUT of the Hamptons?!?
Where to?
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Oh, & @ vid- that's not how you do a burn out.

nando22 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 12:23pm

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not to far east moriches nice home on the water icon_stoned.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 5:39pm

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You'll be right near Patchogue-where Hawkeye Line Construction is. They sub-contract for LIPA.
I worked for them for 2 years.
I got an aunt near there in Massapequa.
Also Rockville is near there (highest paid linemen in the world) I worked with some of those guys.
Big $$ area. Enjoy life bro. It must be good.
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Pumekuhp [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 12:21pm

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This has made my top five funniest NT vids of all time...congrats, asswipe, you've just had your 15 minutes of fame.

liacon [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 6:21pm

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Dude if you would just have typed,"15 minutes of Flame"
You were so close to hilarity icon_wink.gif

Excalibur [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 12:23pm

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He is showing the new generation burn out...

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 12:34pm

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what a fucking dumbass...thats karma body...for real icon_rolleyes.gif

kpearson [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 12:50pm

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nervous much icon_question.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 1:03pm

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He was fired up thinking he was going to blow the night up....But got burned trying to get into the hottest club in town.

monchichi025 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 1:37pm

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whatta retard

legally insane [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 1:41pm

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This is the report on this vid from today's Times.
Police today asked the public to report sightings of a man with singed clothing after a bungling arsonist tried to torch a Manchester nightclub - but instead ended up setting fire to himself.
CCTV footage shows the inept firebug arriving outside the Decibel nightclub in Wigan, Greater Manchester, on a motorbike, last Saturday at 4am. He attempts to douse the entrance with petrol but much of the fuel can clearly be seen splashing back onto his clothes.
He is then seen hurling a lit petrol bomb at the nightclub door, but in the process his own arm catches fire. He thrashes around for several minutes to extinguish the flames before jumping back onto his motorbike and speeding off.
Though the club's front door was damaged, the attack caused no other injuries.
Sergeant Dave Johnston, of Atherton police, said the fumbled arson attempt could have easily killed the perpetrator and others at the scene.
He said: “This was a reckless and dangerous act which could easily have claimed the life of the offender. However, he managed to extinguish the flames and slowly left the scene, probably in some pain.
“We want to know if anyone recognises the biker, or his motorbike. Also, does anyone remember someone coming home that night, possibly smelling of petrol or with singed clothing?”
Police are appealing for witnesses to the incident, which occurred outside the nightclub on Wigan's Market Street.
Being from Wigan he was probably more worried about his pie. icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

GnarLee [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 1:44pm

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Now hes a flaming homo on a moped outside a gay bar

GhettoStar [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 1:56pm

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he should have drove on the bike in fast speed , peolple would have been screaming GHOST RIDER!!

sapothedude [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 4:38pm

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HAhAUAHAUAHAHA
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God Sea [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 2:13pm

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I think he was pretty good.. he almost hit some dude with a fireball!

mindfodder [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 4:11pm

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The Three Stooges think he's a loser...

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 4:13pm

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If you're gonna throw petrol on into a doorway in an attempt to burn the place down, don't use all the petrol out of your motorcycle, like this wanker did. icon_rolleyes.gif

BIGsausagepizza [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 4:27pm

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that shit is mad funny

Moloch [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 4:53pm

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Ghost Rider wanna be

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 5:09pm

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he has 2 braincells...ones in a wheelchair d other ones pushing icon_rolleyes.gif

indyman911 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 5:32pm

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In best Beavis voice " heh heh FIRE'S COOL heh heh" icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 5:37pm

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Well I still can't get some of the video's to play or some of the comment section's to come up or add anything to my favorite's So now someone is gonna Have To DIE....ERRRRR Frustrating.......
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liacon [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 6:27pm

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Hang in there dude, I find it helps if you curse. Give it a try, damn, shit, piss, fuck, ect.......... icon_stoned.gif

damianwatches [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 6:27pm

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i must admire the guy for not losing his cool when he was on fire! icon_eek.gif

deathtopeace187 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 6:52pm

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HOLY SHIT!!!! ITS GHOSTRIDER!!!

007blademusic$sniper [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 6:59pm

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to bad his bike didnt blow up and take him with it

talltee19 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 7:02pm

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he's lucky the bike didn't blow up, it would have been nice to see that.. icon_neutral.gif

lorak [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 7:07pm

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HAHAHAHAHAHA icon_exclaim.gif

uketwe [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:09pm

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HOT BIKE THO.
LIKE KILLERZ MOM, LIACON

mmm020480 [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:31pm

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You know this guy was a muslim. alah swallows

Shawn [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:31pm

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You don't have to be a genius to be a criminal!

HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:33pm

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this is the reason i ride harleys only, don let me down, american pride... icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

RainyCity [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 8:40pm

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no nono he did that on purpose the casual get away i do the same all the time

Richiestarr [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 10:32pm

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He's dumb stupid fuck icon_mad.gif

Ironfarts [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 10:41pm

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"Lookit me! I can set a building on fire and do a Ghost Rider impression at the same time!" icon_stoned.gif

jigsaw [ban] | Feb 22 08 : 10:54pm

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your doing it wrong

Big John [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 1:04am

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Wow...

fiaboi [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 1:51am

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retard

Soryon [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 3:29am

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omg is this for real, well hes no arsonist, but hes got a shot at a stuntman.

neebuz [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 3:47am

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hes a fire starter a SHIT fire starter

tonchy [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 3:53am

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Majestic12 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 3:57am

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He should stick to lighting dog poo. icon_mad.gif

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:25am

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I bet this guy tried pissing on an electric fence too.

red1027 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:29am

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uh...excuse me...you're on fire stupid

t-bone [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 7:18am

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i think that was in spain

Legacy [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 8:44am

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I love how one dude just goes around putting -1 on every comment!! Hey, it's not our problem you're a dumbass, leave NT and become a better arsonist.. icon_lol.gif

m1ck3y_P [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 11:33am

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how inconspicuous of him!

SN0WY [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 1:34pm

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NOW YA BROKE YA BIKE

brotherhood [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 2:19pm

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you light my fire... nice motorcycle... i´m ghostrider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!1

rorge [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 3:03pm

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Stellar. He was throwing it like a Priest throws holy water. Flammable liquid should always go in one direction only.

jenovag [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 8:24pm

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if i witnessed such stupidity i would have smacked him clear across the face.

Dumplingsz [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 9:27pm

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stupid people-

scuba [ban] | Feb 24 08 : 3:08am

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he wanted (special paint) flames on his bike

bakikang0112 [ban] | Feb 24 08 : 2:24pm

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