Comments - Super Fat Kid Pays the Price for Climbing a Van

category: Funny | views: 72017 | posted on: 02/23/2008

This might be a repost, but since I can't remember and it's probably the funniest thing ever, here it is (again?).

Soryon [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:04am

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atleast he had built in padding

pwd [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:12am

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JUST CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A SPACE HOPPER DONT MEAN YOUR GOING TO BOUNCE LIKE ONE...DUMMY

newlz [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:13am

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This is why fat people should not move. Those super fatties that live in bed have the right idea.

neebuz [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:16am

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^^lol^^ just dangle a burger over him he'll get up

nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 25 08 : 7:28am

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That's how I do it...see.

tamwan4 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:25am

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he may need more than 1

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:17am

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for some reason I want pork chops. icon_cheesygrin.gif

mightyaphrodite [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:35am

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Love the concern in the other guys voice.
I give him a 8.0 , he didn't stick the landing and caused a minor earthquake . icon_rolleyes.gif

zapper_89 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:35am

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Although it is a repost, and I too am a fat kid, it makes my day.
I believe on the previous post you made a joke about how you had no idea what he was trying to do. It was never resolved, and I am still curious what he doing.

SHREK58 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:01am

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They told him there was a snickers bar on top of the van

kpearson [ban] | Feb 24 08 : 1:26pm

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shrek58,Then they said it was a fat free bar icon_cry.gif

machinedave [ban] | Feb 25 08 : 7:18am

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dude,you just made me piss my pants....thanks

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:40am

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If I could get it to play I'm sure I would enjoy it..
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Never had any problems with this site before.
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NOW IT'S ALL FUCKED UP....I'm gonna bail..later..

zykron [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 6:52am

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Look at your avatars... like the 3 stooges, except we'll call you the 3 fingers! icon_twisted.gif

acoustic [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:43am

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Another chance to clean up the gene pool gone arye.

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:46am

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jajajajjajaa...fat motherfucker icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

4evrblu [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:54am

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It's times like this that I feel so sorry for the ground. Poor ground, having to absorb the wrath of such disgusting super fatty fat fatness. This kid will remain a super fat fatty fat fat person the rest of his fatty fat life. Fat fu**. LOL

bottomuvthamap [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:55am

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that's the best 30 seconds i've seen in awhile..... i probably replayed it 5 times. it could've only been better if the roof of the van would've caved in....lol

McCahan [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 4:59am

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Free Willy!

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:02am

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Are you okay?...That's alright, take your time.

Calang [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:05am

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Humpty Dumpty climbed on the van.
Humpty Dumpty had a great slam!
All of the people standing around.
Laughed at that big fat fuck on the ground.

daddi4551 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:07am

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thank god the ground broke his fall, now we need greenpeace to get him back into the water

Remindme2Fucku [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:07am

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Dont do it Cartman! get down you phatass!

xxxNicolasxxx [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:10am

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a skinny guy must jump from a building for touch the ground at the same speed...

zapper_89 [ban] | Feb 24 08 : 2:59am

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Apparently someone failed science class and English too.

xxxNicolasxxx [ban] | Feb 24 08 : 4:51am

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et toi t'es allé en classe de francais peut etre que tu va comprendre ca alors,,,,ferme ta gueule espece de blaireau,,,,

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:23am

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ahh fat people icon_lol.gif

hereimis [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:25am

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Whats up with the crappy sound?

4evrblu [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:27am

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hereimis on Feb 23 08 : 7:25am wrote:
Whats up with the crappy sound?
I know!!! LOL I think this is what a super fatty fat fat fat kid sounds like when he gets the wind knocked out of his disgusting super fatty fat lungs. Sorta of squirt-gasps, like a wet fart or something.

4evrblu [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:32am

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The other question I have is what in the hell made this fat phuck think that this would end up good anyway???? I mean, this kid must not only be fat, but he must be a phucking tard because how can you live inside a body like that and not realize you way more than Shamu? Moreover, even a basic understanding of gravity would tell you that this fat tard of a kid could not survive a leap off the top of a shoe shine box, let alone a full size van!!!! Maybe this landing will remind him for the rest of his life that being a fat phuck and jumping off things do not go well together, whether you botch the landing or not.

modisoon [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:33am

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At the beginning of the "ADAMS FAMILY" theme song, where they snap their fingers, I lose control of my bowels. I'm Modisoon, and i'm an alcoholic.

Moloch [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:34am

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THE BLOB vs. NEWTON´S LAW
NEWTON WINS

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:40am

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Imagine how much fatter he's gonna get in his wheelchair!

Kakihara [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:40am

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hahaha, genius.
looked like a mentally handicapped whale.

canillo [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:43am

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My God FATZILLA icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

jrotten [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:43am

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its kinda hard to jump when your 500 pounds...he got like 2 inches of air off the top of that van before gravity took over

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 5:51am

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"Officer Rivieri:The Early Years"
Now available on DVD.

Majestic12 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 6:01am

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When reinacting your favourite A Team episode goes wrong... icon_neutral.gif

thumpic [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 6:15am

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DAMN!!!! Spilt my beer!!!!!

madmike [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 6:21am

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he was play acting that he was a johnny knoxville stund double.but he failed

go easy [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 6:40am

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Do all fat people sound like ducks being strangled when they hit the ground?

bama [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 6:44am

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I'm surprised the windows didn't explode out of the van as soon as his LARD infested ass got on top of the van....LMAO.....old boy couldn't even whine it hurt so bad icon_cheesygrin.gif

t-bone [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 7:02am

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im just surprised that the lard managed to climb up the stairs of the van! icon_stoned.gif

defiantwisdom [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 7:20am

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Damn! He looks a lot like the Star Wars Kid.

BEERMAN [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 7:33am

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ba-dee, ba-dee, ba-dee - dat's all folks !!!!
that "bus diving" at the sumo olympics icon_cool.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

TigerWapWap [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 7:39am

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"do i look mother fucking ok?"

Mr_Mortimer [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 7:46am

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Broke his leg in 2 places and gravy came out icon_biggrin.gif

bruja [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 7:54am

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JAJAJAJAJAJ THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY, I THINK HE'S GASPING...help.. at the end.

4evrblu [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 7:56am

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Man with cam: "You OK?"
Fatty Fat Fat: "Thhhhh....tbtbtbtb...... .thhhhh......ssssssssss"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

explosive intensity [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 8:02am

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It's not easy trying to imitate the KOOL-AID Man. He's alot more nimble than he looks.

quadfather [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 8:12am

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thank fuck he wasnt walking across the foot bridge icon_eek.gif

4evrblu [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 8:25am

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Another video of a fat kid biting it hard.
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=7evsnNUfJtE&feature =related

Ellzee [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 8:28am

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I thought he was going to fall through the roof of the van.

Legacy [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 8:38am

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haha you guys are brutal! XD

drpower [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 8:41am

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I'd go over there and stomp on his face. icon_smile.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 1:59pm

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How dare you steal The Green Cat's AVI.... icon_evil.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 9:05am

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The van gods have spoken.
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SwapMe [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 9:19am

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What the heck is he doing? Shit that looks funny when he falls. icon_lol.gif

mmm020480 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 9:23am

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muhammad and alah suck camel balls.

503913 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 9:30am

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lol he sounded like Eric Cartman in the end!

bravofan71 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 10:01am

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Dumbass! icon_wink.gif

sorrow [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 10:05am

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Fatties should be thrown in concentration camps, being put on a special juice diet until they become nothing more than skin and bones.

AssHat [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 10:11am

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Stop spending money on pasta and chips.
Buy a decent camcorder lard ass

Pumekuhp [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 10:35am

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I wonder what fatty's fall measured on the Richter Scale. icon_neutral.gif

skindeep [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 10:43am

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lol

cripkram420 [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 10:49am

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lmfao

Noize [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 10:57am

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LOL ROFLMAO LMFAO
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God Sea [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 11:05am

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Nice bellyflop.. i give it a 7!

m1ck3y_P [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 11:17am

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hahahahahahahahahahahahah aha yes it is a repost!

rascoil [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 11:21am

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Broken Color bone, serrated clavicle. LOL he will be fine, in about a year. icon_stoned.gif

Guidanze [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 11:38am

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YOU FAT BARRELL OF MONKEY SPUNK...YOU LEFT AN IMPRINT ON THE GRASS icon_stoned.gif

Benis [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 11:47am

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He was probably one of those kids that you always see at McDonald's, yet never in the play place.

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 12:09pm

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The Michelin man gets a flat. icon_cheesygrin.gif

metoxic [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 12:12pm

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icon_eek.gif That’s quiet high, so his lucky he landed on his head, I think his legs would have broken icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_lol.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 12:39pm

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I never understood white people can't jump but fat people can't jump makes perfect since to me

datsmystyle [ban] | Feb 23 08 : 12:54pm

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LMAO...do it again fucking stupid fatass...that was funny...hahaha...he deserved it for being stupid...LMAO...