Comments - Idiot Demonstrates How Not to Tow a Jeep

category: Funny | views: 36836 | posted on: 02/27/2008

Why do people with Jeeps insist on doing things so strangely? It's not a Jeep thing. It's fucking retarded.

xretrox [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:11am

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i think that shit was because he spilled his coffee

sixsixsix [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:20am

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Or maybe he was like " Why am I trying to tow a jeep by one wheel and filming it, when I've just spilt my coffee, crashed the jeep into a wall and nobody is driving my car?

nando22 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:31am

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fucking new guys

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:33am

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when the towed car started going sideways................. ......was'nt that then a good time to stop? icon_eek.gif

nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:36am

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Indeed. You know cars are allergic to walls, I read that somewhere.

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:12am

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nukemm3333 on Feb 27 08 : 9:36am wrote:
Indeed. You know cars are allergic to walls, I read that somewhere.
yeah i read that too in that guide book that got outlawed long time ago..................what was the title???????????? oh yeah that was it,HILLBILLY TOWING FOR BEGINERS! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

kpearson [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:42pm

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Hey come on diz. We hillbilly's an rednecks know how to tow cars, we have to cuase are cars are so shitty icon_exclaim.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

kpearson [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:57pm

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once i even had to tow my horse with my lawn mower icon_exclaim.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

ballys [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:34am

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He was probably burnin one. at least it was just shitty jeep.

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:45am

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That little gangbanger was still on the hood should have used his wipers..

Sushi69 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:50am

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I now know I will spend the rest of my day trying to figure out why you would film that in the first place. icon_eek.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:32am

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Ok, here it is. It's a fixed camera, trained on the crane. There's a monitor on the dash that the driver can glance at and CHECK HIS FUCKING LOAD IS IN ORDER!


What a bell-end eh sush?

Sushi69 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:43am

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LOL. I have come to this conclusion. The driver is a redneck and so he has set up the rear facing camera to catch site of any roadkill he may have missed. Doesn't wanna go without his suppa now Y'hear. icon_beer.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 9:58am

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chee-gur-gur gur! icon_cheesygrin.gif
(Cletus from the Dukes of hazard) soz... icon_cool.gif

Chartreuse [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:17am

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He took it calmly enough, unless it was Casper the Friendly Ghost who quietly whispered "shit".

Jim Roop [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:36am

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What a fool, probably a repo since he just grabbed it from the back and did not have straps on it. Probably just wanted to get down the road then latch it down. oh well I HATE those guys anyways. you see them at night in tow trucks with no names on them.

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:38am

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The new tow truck guy, took the expression "Just drop off this car", a little too literally. icon_biggrin.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:45am

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not a REAL jeep unless you can take the top and doors off. That was just some urban soccer mom suv.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:36am

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AGREED since I own a 2000 Jeep Wrangler Sahra icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 1:56pm

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1986 CJ-7 RENEGADE myself (I'm old school)
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cheers just the same icon_beer.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:52am

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(driver on cell phone:) theres these things, theyre loops under the car, you put hooks under both of them? how about just one? its almost lunch.

sapothedude [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:57am

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sssssssssssssssssssssssss sshit!

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:31am

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Dang! I thought muh mirror wuz just crooked. icon_stoned.gif

zykron [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:51am

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I had my Jeep towed 45 days ago. Might need to be towed again because the windshield wiper gear wants to be a fucking asshole. So, I snapped it, teaching it a lesson, but now I have no way to use the windshield wiper fluid.
That's why I'm so moody. This video confirms that towers need to be watched. I'll keep that in mind.

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:55am

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Hahaha beep beep

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:01am

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I wanna see the vid where he explains this shit

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:06am

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AWWW DAMN! at a quick glance, I just saw something big & white being towed & I was hoping they repossessed my ex-wife! icon_cool.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:18am

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Isn't it a bit unusual to record a towing? I'm just sayin'. icon_cheesygrin.gif

madmike [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:08pm

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not only to film it but also just happen to wreck it too,I am beginning to think some of this shit is done just to make a video.

rascoil [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:20am

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Dont stop now, I would just keep on going. Looks like a repo. icon_stoned.gif

rascoil [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:00pm

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Fuck all you ass pirates, now vote that down too. icon_stoned.gif

dj_sleevless [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:28am

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Its not a Jeep. Its a GMC/Chev. And why that dumbass was towing it all cockeyed Ill never understand icon_rolleyes.gif

kpearson [ban] | Feb 29 08 : 8:05pm

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They just get it as fast as they can. Once their around the corner they will turn the car around.There are towing shows on tv an those guys are sneaky little basterds. icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif icon_cool.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:32am

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"get your money ready cause you're paying for my car..BITCH"
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that's what i would have said icon_cool.gif

dasboudha [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:43am

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SHIT!

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 9:58am

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happens.

Alpha07 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 8:34am

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rules for towing.... 1: ensure the wheels are straight & make sure the steering lock is on... 2: if steering lock cannot be engaged due to it being recovered after vehicle theft, lash the steering wheel in position... 3: the mirror that has been bolted to both of your doors should be used frequently, if you see the vehicle that you're towing is trying to over take you... PULL THE FUCK OVER.... its that simple.... and i dont think the damage to the SUV will polish out.... icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

spacemonkey1233 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 9:02am

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He was probably doing a repossession so he didn't even have the keys to the car but if you are going to attempt to tow the jeep sideways then be careful! The dealer is going to be real happy icon_rolleyes.gif

evillizardeye [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 9:03am

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jeep-ers

God Sea [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 9:10am

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Lamo.. have fun paying for that.. and getting fired! haha thats gonna come outta his final paycheck

ploscar337 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 9:34am

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thats not a jeep... its trailblazer of chevrolet

OrangeSunset [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 9:35am

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I think that a Chevrolet Trailblazer, not a Jeep. And why did the wrecker operator not stop long before this happened?

Pumekuhp [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:44am

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Because the message on his outside mirror read, "The car you're towing is straight and not about to get fucked up. Keep going."

idontshave [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 9:41am

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freeze frame @ 6 seconds...and think "I have to take a (then proceed to play rest of clip)."

Azuredrake [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 9:52am

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That's what the owner gets for turning his wheels sideways, locking the steering wheel and engaing his emergency brake so the Repo Man can't get em!!

baldylatino [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:12am

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That would actually be the Tow truck drivers fault though, I hate Tow truck drivers, theyre just as bad as lawyers, doctors and mechanics, they are just there to rip you off.

ShockCaller [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 12:39pm

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Amen...getting your car towed is such a racket. Some company gets a no-bid sweet deal with the police dept, charges an absurd daily rate, then makes sure they close so obscenely early that you literally have to stay home to get your car out of impound. They take off made-up holidays like Arbor Day, just to make another $40 when you have to wait another day. icon_evil.gif

Azuredrake [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 12:40pm

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Yes, I agree. Just being facetious. Repo men are just one step above criminals in my book...

vulturedoors [ban] | Mar 2 08 : 12:02am

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Repo men are just doing their job. If you can't pay for the car, don't buy it. Simple.

spacemonkey1233 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 6:15pm

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I am in the car dealing business and being a repo man is tough shit. you always have people wanting to kick your ass and they act as if you are the one who didn't pay for their car. it also involves a lot of detective work

Azuredrake [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 7:48pm

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You know, I forgot all about commenting on this video. Now that I look back on it....I was thinking about independent wrecker services, not repo men so much...sorry to all the repo men out there...

spacemonkey1233 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 1:00pm

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no tough feelings. sometimes i'll find an old comment that i wrote and vote it down cuz it was so stupid. heh icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:17am

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CAR?!? NO, NO, NO MOTHERFUCKER, THAT SHIT WAS NOT LIKE THAT!!!

balistic [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:55am

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Looks like a repo man. Quickly grab car, tow to safer location, then hook up correctly.
The second step failed.Bad day on the job.

TurboGuy [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 11:57am

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What... Turning the wheels was gonna buy you another day? This goof isn't going to try to get his POS Jeep back. The only person to suffer is the fool that buys it at 'Honest Jack's' Used Cars.

Jeepman [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 12:03pm

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It's not even a jeep....
retard! icon_rolleyes.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Mar 2 08 : 10:58am

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OK, that makes all the difference in the world to me now. I meant to say Tin Can on 65 year old Suspension Design POS Jeep.

iMasturbate [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 12:20pm

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so do tow truck drivers not have any qualifications?

metoxic [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 12:23pm

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icon_eek.gif Don’t know what’s more backwards the car or the driver icon_rolleyes.gif icon_lol.gif

ShockCaller [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 12:34pm

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I LOL'ed.
And I think 'its a Jeep thing' is a euphemism for being mentally deficient enough to pay obscene prices for a set of floor mats. icon_neutral.gif

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 12:52pm

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icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif ho shit.....

aida_buenavista [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 2:00pm

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icon_rolleyes.gif IDIOT!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Trouble [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 2:22pm

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yeah yeah yeah @ that bullshit about taking the doors and tops off... Wranglers are definitely Chick cars nowadays... I mean... the cherokke does come with available v8 4x4 awd and all that shit... so hell, ill be a soccer mom...

Richiestarr [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 2:37pm

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And my friend is how you become unemployed icon_eek.gif

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 3:10pm

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jajajaja...i dont think there's insurance for stupidity

Benis [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:14pm

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He'll be in real shit when his wife finds out that he wrecked her car. If it is his, good riddance - now he can use the insurance money to buy a real Jeep.

aussem2 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:24pm

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sucker, but its a chevy trailblazer

HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:42pm

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towed by a company called ( ILLEGALS TOWING ) icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

indyman911 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:59pm

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"HOLY SCHNIKEES...That's gonna leave a mark"--Chris Farley icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

TimmerNM [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:11pm

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hope it was a repo.
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secret_squirrel [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 8:07pm

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I wonder why the hell they had a camera filming it? icon_twisted.gif Oh well it was entertaining.

rorge [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 9:25pm

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nice job. was he trying to straighten the jeep out using the wall?

RainyCity [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:58pm

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no no no thats suppose to happen its normal

BoredPerv [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 12:02am

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Did the genious luk in teh mirrorz?

ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 12:35am