Comments - Man in Moscow Gets Crushed by his Own Vehicle

category: Accidents | views: 44674 | posted on: 02/27/2008

How the hell did he get out from under that thing? Clearly he must have a fat wife.

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:14am

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that sucks, its kind of like getting shot by your own gun or stabbed by your own gun.

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:03am

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Getting stabbed by your own gun is really shitty luck. icon_wink.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 4:31am

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I gotta get more sleep or else I fuck up these comments. icon_cheesygrin.gif

liacon [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:14am

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I can't imagine there couldn't be a safer place to work on your car icon_rolleyes.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:14am

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that guys lucky he mistakenly packed his horseshoe,rabbitfoot& 4leaf clover in his lunchbox that morning icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

nukemm3333 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:18am

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Too bad he didn't pack himself an extra pair of pants.

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:00am

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nukemm3333 on Feb 27 08 : 9:18am wrote:
Too bad he didn't pack himself an extra pair of pants.
no i heard he did...................... .thank god he packed the brown crusty pair! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

nando22 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:16am

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off to work i go oh fuck it

Killerdude [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:19am

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my count is 6 skid marks 3 for the cars 3 for the drivers pants..

inebriated [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:22am

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what a moron (the dude driving like retard, not the dude getting crushed)

Soryon [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:27am

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when the going gets tough the tough get run over by there own car. but seriously he must be a tough dude crawling out from that.

Soryon [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:33am

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"their" own car, b4 the grammar gestapo gets on my ass. icon_rolleyes.gif

Chartreuse [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:49am

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LOL! Yeah, I know exactly who you're talking about.
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Any minute now he's going to show up and give us a huge speech "driving is a privilege not a right" followed by a detailed political history of the traffic rules in Russia. :haha

ShockCaller [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 12:25pm

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Actually, all I was going to do was ominously intone "WHEN ROLL CAGES ATTACK." Chartreuse, stop flirting.
Also, I couldn't give a shit if soryon spells out his message with menstrual blood, as long as he's not bragging about his outlandish IQ in the process.

Chartreuse [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:19pm

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Wallowing in an exalted self-image is a right you reserve exclusively for yourself.
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Anyone else who shows even the slightest inclination in that direction risks an endless barrage of your posts until they lose interest and you get the "last word".
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You can then congratulate yourself that you're more intelligent than everyone else here and that you've taken everyone on and "won" again. You've built your entire self image around that.
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It's not worth it to me to waste hour after hour, day after day beating your arguments down. People like you feed on that kind of endless dispute. It's who you are and what you do.
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Five years ago, I would have found you intolerable. These days you're just noise.

ShockCaller [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 4:51am

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Wait, so I 'always have to get the last word,' yet you always respond to what I say. Hoping. To Get. The last word. Also, you claim I'm just noise, but I've gotten under your skin enough that your pettily sniping at me about something in another thread entirely. Maybe another Five-Year Plan is in order, bucko.

ShockCaller [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 4:57am

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The best part of your puerile claim of 'exalted self-image' is that I've said nothing of the sort, and that I was pointing out a spelling error in a sentence in which someone actually was exalting their self-image. Your overreaction is, therefore, doubly ironic, and rather misplaced. I was actually agreeing with the person above my post at the time, who pointed it out first, yet you didn't call them out. I'm not really down for puppy love, Chartreuse...I mean, maybe five years ago. icon_rolleyes.gif

8039 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:47am

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Holy shit how unlucky can you get??

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:49am

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What a fucking throbber. If for some reason you find find yourself stranded in the fastlane facing the wrong way, the LAST place you should position yourself is there.

Notice how he crawled into the central reservation after he got owned... What a dildo. The sad thing is, the world's full of them. And there's one more born every minute! icon_wink.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:51am

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Cynical_Genius on Feb 27 08 : 6:49am wrote:
What a fucking throbber. If for some reason you find find yourself stranded in the fastlane facing the wrong way, the LAST place you should position yourself is there.
Notice how he crawled into the central reservation after he got owned... What a dildo. The sad thing is, the world's full of them. And there's one more born every minute!
and 10 killed every minute judging by this bozo!

Sushi69 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:54am

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A classic mix up, the car that hit him had actually come to rescue him, however, instead of calling the AA (Automobile Association) he had mistakenly called The AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 3:20pm

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Yeah... why are those fuckers always engaged??

ballys [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:02am

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Living life in the fast lane thats for sure. i wonder how he could possebly think he was safe sitting there. wow. that guy must had a bunch of kids tied up in the back of that windowless van.

Calang [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:07am

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It looks to me like he came out from under the hood. Strange.

fraudulent_zodiac [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:14am

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Well at least the Speed Racer, asshole driver and his friends in the impreza (I think) got out to look at the damage his stupidity caused. I was really hoping they all got plowed over when they crossed the lanes. That would have been Karma. I hope though-guy kicks all their asses once he gets it together.

en jaywest [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:24am

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they shouldnt have been RUSSIAN down the highway like that. now traffic is BLOCked off. if he was PUTIN out emergency flares, this wouldnt have happened.

SHREK58 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:27am

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I bet that right up until the crash the guys wife was saying, "I told you that we should get gas at the last station! Why don't you ever listen to me? My mother was right blah blah blah...."
It was just unfortunate timing that the car hit them just as he was attempting to jump out the window!!

fakelol66 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 5:55am

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I always heard SUV's are subject to rollover.

Jim Roop [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:05am

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probably thought they were home free since they made it through the tunnel there in moscow where they all wreck.

DramaTim [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:27am

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Adrenaline is are friend

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:41am

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That SUV rolled over quicker than an informant on witness protection.

Richiestarr [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:43am

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WTF he didn't die? Let's drink to the lucky motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! icon_eek.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 6:44am

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Might want to get off at the nearest exit.

jewboy [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:17am

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Oy!

dizdabiz [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 1:45am

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jewboy on Feb 27 08 : 9:17am wrote:
Oy!
YO! icon_eek.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:22am

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this might happen alot over there, cause, um, where the heck are the lanes.. icon_question.gif
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they better get to work icon_idea.gif

evillizardeye [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 8:38am

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thatz car-azy icon_neutral.gif

God Sea [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 8:55am

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Russia.. if the drunk drivers won't kill you your vehicle will icon_wink.gif
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and yes i know he didn't die!

Tapeworm [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:51am

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Always another day. icon_cheesygrin.gif

emeraldguy32 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 11:24am

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He swerved to avoid one stalled car only to his another? When will russians learn that Soviet era cars do not run!

Andulamb [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 12:04pm

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This is the problem with roads that don't have shoulders. I can never understand why they build them like this. Even worse are bridges and tunnels. Yeah, it means things have to be wider and thus it uses more materials and is more expensive. But it's a helluva lot safer.

scullion08 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 1:22pm

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keep rolling rolling rollling rolling ...................

fairlysquarely [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 2:26pm

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this is why you drive the speed limit

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 3:00pm

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damn... icon_lol.gif

Benis [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 3:24pm

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I think we just found the only Chinaman in Russia.

whenchimpsturnbad [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 3:50pm

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who gives a flying fuck

HOUSExOFxLORDS [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:15pm

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i was waiting to see at least he shoe flying... icon_rolleyes.gif icon_eek.gif

rascoil [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 4:58pm

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He lived no flying shoes. icon_stoned.gif

Meconium [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 7:29pm

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This is what happens when you live in countries other than America. Because we are free of stupid drivers.

kapchamp [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 8:20pm

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it was like watching pinball, bouncing off those walls

RainyCity [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 10:54pm

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road kill

CanadianDude [ban] | Feb 27 08 : 11:23pm

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when you have no lines on your high way..I guess it's a free for all , until shit like this happens

dirty babs [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 4:13am

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shouldnt the title be "russian man gets owned by his car"

reabymike [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 10:15am

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why the fuck was he standing behind his car on a freeway?????????????????? ?????????????? icon_confused.gif

scuba [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 3:38pm

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the rule: get away from the car when it brakes down does not apply for him

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Feb 28 08 : 6:29pm

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Thats chill!

Earth Nelson [ban] | Feb 29 08 : 11:41pm

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You have to wonder what he was looking for under the hood, there's no on/off switch (old joke, I know, sorry)

brent847 [ban] | Mar 3 08 : 6:42am

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wow that white car was flying

Ayearebee [ban] | Mar 4 08 : 6:24pm

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Duh Scott, the vehicle was only have an inch long from what I saw...how heavy could it be.

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People one thing you never but NEEEVER..!! COME OUT IF YOUR CAR BREAKS DOWN IN A HY THE SHIT HAVE I SEEING IN YEARS OF DRIVING...
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