Comments - Man Attempts to Bench Press 1085 Pounds

ROFL why would you ever wana be so big you cant wipe your own ass? Spandex for the win

I was about to admit he had balls.
But the unflattering camera angle proved he hadn't.

Nice one My thoughts exactly.

ahhh, it just started sinking in him. that's gross.

You been watching the same vid as us?

no.

Not very clean, and definitely a jerk!

I told Da Bomb he couldn't do it, but did he take my advice? Nooooooo

"Fuck'in A" - yea, you had the camera and the cocaine.

yeah he was as strong as an oak,its just a pity all he had was an acorn in his pants!

That's a pity. It WOOD suck to be such a SAP.

He was to excited about the spotters nut's being in his face to lift...

"ITS YOUR SHOW COME ON!" It was his show...and he failed.

you'd think over a thousand pounds on a guys chest would be more entertaining...
very disappointing

A thousand pounds on a chicks chest would be awesome!

Those thighs are officially the grossest thing on Nothing Toxic today.

need more esteroid dude?

Awww...I was waiting to see his spleen shoot out his hole only to be well caught by his silky lycra pants,really dissapointed.

I don't need to lift that much to bang a girl doggy style.

i lifted a record weight of 120kg in the gym the other day n my insides almost came out i dread to thing how this poor sod feels especially after dropping it on his chest like that!

i could take him.....
i have a big gun

notametaphor

I wish I knew more about the aftermath of this. I wonder if he broke any ribs or suffered internal injuries. Judging by the way this weight crushed him, I estimate his actual max bench press at around 135 lbs. LOL

well, I`d still kick his ass...

( while that thing is on him)...

Hey, at least this guy lowered the weight to his chest...if he'd only gone down 3 inches like Mr. 1050 lbs., he'd probably own the record today.

It's the same guy from the video you linked to. Nice try dumbass.

that is a guy you sucker punch.

Bet he's glad he took a shit before trying that.

I think he just crushed his ribs and blew out his anus. There will be a long weighting period before he's able to compete again.

All I can say is, http://poetry.rotten.com/ weightlifter/weightlifter .jpg
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this is the link http://poetry.rotten.com/ weightlifter/

DUDE WTF ...that's just fucked up SHIT there..
next time put a "Warning Thiis is sick shit"

You know, when I saw this video the photo you posted flashed through my mind. Funny that you posted it. Think I'll skip lunch today. Thanks for that.

Wow nasty Butt fucking hilarious.

I always wondered where Spam cam from. So Meaty

That's not spam it's ricky008.....

Seriously dude, how about a warning next time

The guy standing behind him?

Big deal! You strong like bull! What's the square root of 81?!?!

square root of 81? as far as I'm concerned only vegetables have roots, maybe some fungus too, but not numbers.

That is good but 9 is the only number with a even whole number of 3. now my head hurts, thanks S2H, oh yea it is positive 9 but it can be argued to be negative 9. But it all goes back to 9

Jeez, I'm guessing you're not so strong then?!?!

6'4" 235 Lbs, Freek of nature.

Smart AND Big & strong! Want to go for the hat trick & be Polish Too!

I see you are moving right along, good for you. NT needs some real people. To sorta balance out all the 13 year old ass pirates. to you S2H.

BACK AT YOU!

S2H, im a big fan of your comments, but i think Smart, big, and strong is a hat trick in itself.

Failure is only satisfying when people are there to watch

He definatly needs to find some better spotters! That guys insides coulda shot out his ass! I would fire them spotters for sure!

I'll be his spotter.................. ..look, there he is!

at least he didnt head butt his weights

when people build muscle like that in their arms, they loose muscle in their dick

Guess he forgot to shoot up befor tring this!

I can't remember ever thinking " I sure wish i could lift over a 1000 pounds right now." Seems like a pretty worthless skill to strive for. The little junk is also a problem i wouldn't want.

nice vid and thanks for the crotch shot at the end

WHY

............. did that bull have a chubby ??
i wasn't lookin-one of the girls here pointed it out
he proly hasn't even seen his own pecker fer about 5 yrs. - DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT!

LOL atleast he wasnt like that other guy who benched 1050 plbs LOL the guy in that video barely lifted that shit from his chest up about 2 inches LOL not this video but the other video seems like dude had no arm sorry fucs

My 1035 lb attempt seem kinda wimpy now.

lol, his sex life must suck really bad

damn...thats the worst spotter ever..for real

pussy

I think his shorts were restricting the blood flow to his brain

Didn't look like having 1085 (almost 1100) pound weight on his rib cage meant a whole lot to him. But that's a surreal amount of pressure with a bar that thin

dude that guy is the SAME guy here - Ryan Kenelly

I am lost on any justification of the cost-benefit ratio in the goal of getting so jacked you can lift over 1000 pounds. It seems to be an inferiority complex gone out of control. I bet he got picked on a lot as a kid.
Of course, I'd never say that to this guys face since he could probably crush my skull with his bare hands.

Scott, try placing a 500kg barbell on your belly and then we'll see who the real pussy is.

Big ego, small weener.

What does barking like a dumbass do for weight lifters? I know... special wieghtlifter code right?

the woman in yellow is got to his wife, they should take places once in a while..

Eh'Marius Pudzianowski is cooler!!

he should've been able to lift it wat a fuckin pussy be a real man

woah woah woah theres a number called 1000 !! WHen did this happen

what happened? i couldn't see past his lunch... LOL NICE!

Heh, heh. Fatties shouldn't try and lift heavy weights.