Comments - Poor Bastard Gets his Hand Chopped Off With a Machete

damn, now that is truely fucked up..
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don't do the crime, and you won't end up payin' of it..seriously

Well.. He doesn't look all too wealthy, and if your in that position stealing sometimes is the last option to survive.. can't blame him, the whole system is fucked up.

yea i know, i agree with you, but atleast steal from people that are not like these guys..

THOISE DUDES ARE BRAZILIAN THEY ARE SPEAKING (BRAZILIAN)PORTUGUESE YOU FOOLS>>>>>>>>>>

someone said earlier that these guys were speaking portuguese.they are actually speaking spanish.and they are not dominican ,they are actually colombian.colombians have a very distinct accent plus they are using colombian slang.if you look at the video carefully,you can see that he is already missing a hand.i wonder if they chopped it off that same day or they just happen to pick on this guy everytime they have a bad day at work.either way is fucked up.the HANDsome guy looks a bit slow too.

I wonder what old lefty is up to these days

Holy shit, I stand corrected, it looks like he made the same mistake twice.

If it makes you feel any better, I have done some investigating and this story has a happy ending! He managed to get £35 for his gloves and a further £20 for his watch on E-Bay.

And on top of that, after his new hooks were installed he got a job as a coat rack at Wal-Mart.

He was a stand-in for Edward Scissor-hands!

i know yer you wudve thought he'd learnt after the first time! p.s. scotts comment is fukking hilarious lol and the weekend is upon us for everyone

He aint gonna have anything left to chop off if he keep's it up...poor stumpy...

Yeah, but as he runs away, you can just make out his laughter as he shouts to the officials-
"Ha Ha, try putting your cuffs on me NOW"
Quite a cunning plan really.

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what the hell could this guy have done?? poor fucking bastard

hmmmm...justice?

Judging by his other arm, he didn't learn his lesson the first time!!

I bet that's how he lost his other hand too. The question is how is he going to wipe his ass now?

fuck that, how is he gonna masterbate?
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shit, and he should have tried the running, before gettin his arm cut off..

he's going to have to jerk off with his elbows.

lol, i find that impossible..lol..imagine. .

the question is was he caught stealing or did he grope the guy with the machete wife

Well, taht's both his hands gone now. If he is going to steal anything else, he is gonna have to be a real clever dick!!

At the WRIST of sounding like a pussy, that was an UNDERHANDED thing to do.

Yeah, but someone had to FINGER the criminal. I just hope he now GRASPS the severity of his infraction.

"Hey buddy, can you lend me a hand?" is an expression that shouldn't be taken literally

should make beating off more interesting.

gotta love that sound (00:25) !!

An awful thought came up=
that 25 sec ping was from the microwave, saying his other hand is done

Wow. Pretty barbaric method of Jurisprudence wouldn't ya' say?

apparently he said "can i run to help the pain"

noshit

he's gonna have alot of fun rubbing one out with his feet

His village had had enough of his stink pull my finger jokes.

Guy1: I won't hit you, I just wanna see how close I can get.
Guy2: That's what you said last time.

it sucks i just cant think of anything cleaver to say like the guys above me.
im sad now

Any background on this one, guys?
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It doesn't look like some Muslim court. It sounds almost like South America.
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Why Cheech Martin wants to cut a purple man's hand off is anybody's guess.

dumbass

In Africa they are realy clamping down on happy slapping.

no matter what he did...nobody deserve this shit

exept squid

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here here.

He didn't really have much of a choice, the man would probably have just killed him had he not complied with the arm hacking.
Sent him packing armless and naked too, what a bunch of assholes..

This is the reason these lunatics are still 3rd world and stuck in the stone age.

the guy just wanted a matching set....

its gona be a barsted when he gets an itchy eye and im not talking about the eyes in his head

You got to hand it to him. He took it like a champ.

some elite dogs get their tails chopped off. lucky to be a mutt.

Maybe he took off running so he would bleed out and not have to live that way... you know, always asking for a hand from people!

anyway his hands didnt match with the size of his POTENTIAL HUGE ERECTED DICK....

lame you

lets give him a hand!

Thats pretty sad now how the fuck is he going to take care of himself. they should have killed him an put him out of his misery.Or maybe try building a jail.

He has a great career ahead of him. Begging for hand outs on the street.

You evil bastard. You're worse than I am.

Great no how's he going to jack off?

now he cant masturbate

This is the best video of the week, HANDS DOWN!

"the World in his hands"......

Look, mom, no hands!

lame

This is your contribution? And my comment is lame? Lay off the hater-aide, my man.

@ S2H, I know you coined the hater-aide term. I'm just borrowing it.

yes, it is lame
Nothing personal:)
But everytime someone gets his hands chopped of or arm removed, there is a comment "look ma, no hands!" so
It is a lame comment.

first it was "blood diamonds", now it's faux "magic monkey paws".
anything to make a buck

need a hand,buddy???

That guy was a lard ass compared to the anorexic chick.

This guys actually looks like he is doing his own version of Jackass. He seems almost giddy with excitement at the thought of having his arm chopped off. He even seems to be giving instructions to the guy with the machete. So what's up with this?

the guy with the machete said: put it there or i'll kill you....
I mean ,please,if it was gonna be either the hand or the head I would go with the hand...
but still the naked guy forgot to "go with the hand" , he just left it there,...weird

Dude....high five.....er.......fist bump........er.......rock paper scissors.......er........ forget it

What a fake video. The thing hits him mid arm and then his hand flys off? yeah right

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OK, now he is officially out of hands to chop off if he's a bad boy again, what next to chop off?

This looks and sounds like is in Panama.. The country law over there is obviously on the peoples hands

His career as a handyman is over but look on the bright side, at least he will never have to spend money on gloves, fingernail clippers or hand lotion.

now all he can steal are doughnuts...one on each nub...