lets get twisted baby.......

il give him 2/10 for being a skier and 8/10 for his ragdoll impression!

Latest news update on this guy is that his left foot will have to be amputated and he is still held in coma. Poor lad.

did I hear amputated? quick, I'll need a machete and a video camera, stat!

Are you being serious? If so omg poor basterd.

wouldn't doubt it the way that leg twisted around a couple times. ouch

The Evel Kinevel of skiing.

There is no way he was gonna make it all the way down, one of his feet was on back to front for christs sake! They shoulda pointed that out at the top!
Bastards.

This is why I don't strap sticks to my feet and go down big mountains..
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That and I'm lazy...

Yeah, it's more of the lazy that gets me. But we don't have snow here so I don't have to worry about that.

That looked like me going downhill a week ago

so thats why i never took up skiing, i almost forgot.

Dodging cheeks and eyes. Can't top that one.

Sorry, what does that mean, sorry a little more dense here today, Thx. for the info

Yes. He had to amputate one of his legs today. But judging by this clip, he´ll probably do better in the paralympics anyway...

Definite contender for this year's "Sonny Bono" Skiing Trophy.

thats what he gets for trying to lick the ice.

I bet it hurt like Hell when that second ski came off.

Thats why i leave my skis at home xD

Swede's, go figure, they are into all that new fangled complexion stuff

well i think this guy is norweigan? The announcer talks norweigan anyways..

You are probably right, I was guessing based on the color of his uniform.....
If this guy does lose a foot, it was part of the risk he accepted for the sport

Swede? Colors? What's Swedish about red and white? Wasn't the fact that he wasn't a blonde with big tits dressed in bikini telling you that he wasn't Swedish? If you had two braincells you could've just looked Matthias Lanzinger up on Wikipedia and found out that he's Austrian and crashed in Norway. Ever thought of amputating that boil between your shoulders? Funny comment though... /not so angry Swede

Whoa, whoa, whoa! RELAX! It was an honest mistake, chill out! Wow, you need to cut back on the caffeine, this is a humor site, if I wanted to be abused I'd call my wife a name, so piss off

I've always found you get a better reaction when you tell em you are fucking someone else. BTW, can you get snow burn, as in like a rug burn...just curious. I've never slide down a snowy hill at 100 miles an hour before so I have no clue.

As I said, I wasn't very angry. In fact, not at all angry, more astonished that there really are Americans out there so willing to live up to the myth of the 'American without any knowledge of the World outside America'. OK, my direct approach didn't exactly strike home, point taken (I was only trying to sound like one of those fascist American cops that you people always defend... ). Keep up the good work at keeping stereotypes alive!

I'm not angry either, I am rather disappointed at the fact that you are one of those stereotypical foreigners assuming I know nothing of the outside world AND that I defend facist policeman, I however know nothing of skiing simply becaue I do not care for it and I said I know nothing of skiing earlier. Please save your judgement for someone you actually know, it may save you some damaged pride later in your life. I am probably the most easy going and honest person on this site, I have made my mistakes apologized for them and I reserve my judgement for myself because that is the only person I truly know ON this site. I do not, and have not taken any offense to your ignorance and judgement of me, (I used to work as a Corrections Lieutenant so I have been picked apart by some of the harshest critics), as such, I have some pretty thick skin AND a good sense of humor.
Cheers to you and better luck in the future

You're right, I don't know you or how much you know about the World outside the US because of your little mistake in identifying ski uniforms. You just kinda set it up by your reference to the colors, which sounded a bit like 'Oh, I thought it was a tiger because of the spots'. I didn't actually say that I thought you defended fascist policemen (of which we have in Europe too). However, I admit I've been a bit hard on you, and you probably didn't deserve it since you seem like a nice guy. So, have a nice day and one of these silly virtual beers .

Same to you Bud! And like I stated, I take NOTHING personal, and a pleasure to make your acquaintance! May I request some assistance as far as my skiing knowledge goes?

Well, he did lose that foot next day

If your dumb enough to ski.. your dumb enough to get injured..

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING LEG GET CRUSHED!

He plays dead very well

so much for loveing it

Is that Sweden ??
Yes I know its Sweden !!
Oh man ! his leg goes like 180 degrees :S

For all the natural abilities that blacks possess, they never get so possessed that they ski...and I think I know why.....Hey Scotty2hotty, do you have any video of you skiing? Post it if you do so I can get this paper bag back to you buddy...

You know with all that blacks have accomplished over the years in breaking the color barrier with tennis, golf, & even hockey, I think it's safe to say that the only white stuff we're messing with is Coke or white women!.... cause there's money in BOTH!

It wouldnt be so bad if you would stop killing them, maybe you should try less coke.

Frost bite is a bitch

looked like the ankle of the foot still in the ski got twisted pretty bad too.

someone talking norweigan really turns me on

his face must of hurt like a bitch, especailly in that cold and snow..lol

i know send him down in a bobsleigh..... or was that a body bag?

His name is Matthias Lanzinger. It happened in Norway, but he is Austrian. His lower leg was amputated.

ouch...

damn, i have nothing funny to say on this one, put me down guys..

"The next guy had to dodge cheeks and eyes the whole way down."
His leg was amputated, has a concussion and broken bones, I saw it on news :-(

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I can't beleive you homo's voted scotty down for that comment. Its funny yet true

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maybe he should look into another profession

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fuckers should of installed airbags with those ski's! or atleast a seatbelt