Comments - Guy Amazingly Escapes Getting Crushed by Two Vehicles

lol wow, he probably died from a heart attack, so the devil got his wish..

ALRIGHT! ALL COMPUTER NERDS & IT GEEKS I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU!
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Your mission (should you chose to accept it) is to start & run a program that we'll call "Hater Block '08" ( catchy, huh? I thought of it myself ).
-The purpose of said program would cut off all of these haters voting down good comments for no damn reason.
-For those of us who are not so technically advanced just find these assholes & bring them to me! I just filled the propane on the blow torch & got nice pair of rusty pliers !

lol seriously man, the voting everyone down for now reason at all..

we're voting u down because your comments are dumb! DUH!

really dont have much to say. I just didnt want my comment at the end of the list. thumbs up to all. - :

can you imagine how fast his heart was beating?
bet he totally shat himself.
Lucky fcuker

Escapes getting crushed: Good for him, bad for us. He'll probably want to change his underwear.

Lucky, or just plain stupid????
YOU DECIDE.

Sushi, I see some prick is going thru with the thumbs-down. Can you imagine how pathetic his life must be

I know mate, EVERY single comment, I would love to cut their dick off and subsequently ruin their relationship with their little brother.
I will just have to settle for pitying their sad little existence instead. Don't mention them and they will soon go back to sniffing panties and texting "Real Hot Chicks in YOUR Are" numbers and wacking off to sharking vids.
Have one of these, It makes it all o.k.

You kill me sir. It's a little early for I still have a long day at work. Have a great day

You too bud.

He did it for the adrenaline.
Anyone seen the movie Crank? its fun., no good story though.

That guy sure was lucky, he could have ended in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
BTW whos the presentator of this clip

did ya see the look on his face? fucking priceless.

He was so happy he went home and had his wife squash him..

That's funny, being that he likes to be squashed so much, I would have thought this would have been the ultimate experience......

I haven't seen that kind of jumping since Super Mario.
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Press "A" to start next level!

actually i was thinking more along the lines of Frogger!!! ya know, with the cars and all. and hopefully he managed to land on that "log" that surely dropped from his pant lag right after.

lol

I'm glad to see that all his training for the 110m hurdles came in handy.

That is one BIG accident!
Cops say the skidmarks are the biggest they have ever seen.
The local laundrette says "No job is too big"

dammit! I was hoping the 'skidmark' joke was untouched!
to the master

thanks. I will pass it on to him!

Was that Air Jordans he's wearing!?!?!?! I want a pair too!

wonder who's fault the accident was.

This vid was on FOX tv last nite...the truck ran a red light in Canada...but kudos to the guy for learning the Tennesee Two step real quick.......

thanks... and why did my original comment get -5?

In his next vid, he hops across a river on turtles and alligators.

ah the phantum thumb downer is still around.

White men CAN jump.

What's with the avatar dude, got a fetish for 13 year olds?

13? shes more like 9 or 10 my kids watch that show an it does seem weird to see that avatar on NT.

Yeah,the avitar below is PERFECT........

Wow, humans have good reflexes when needed. o.O

Lucky guy.Good thing he is alert and in pretty good shape.Drivers in Toronto drivers are pretty crazy at times.

Good thing he wasn't a fat ass.

You know, it might have been better for him if he HAD been hit.
He'd have looked less ridiculous.

Test

In NYC thats just how you get to the other side of the street.

Comment of the day
verytrue

first time i give 5stars ^^

he may have had one of those giant car magnets in that backpack.

The jumping pants shitting guy can hold some of the blame for that too. Red light or not you can pretty much tell if someone is going to stop as they approach a light, and there was NO way that truck appeared to be slowing down.
-always remember to look both ways!

well boo f---ing hoo, what big action hero. he looks a little shakin

The chanche he made a gore video whas bigger than the guy survived this shit.

Testing...again......

SLAMMY....Hope life is treating you better than you are treating that dog..
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J.K.....Hope your back..

Awww geez not another "testing" repost!
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Haha, good one Zyk.

What a total Prick, did he not look before he walked out onto a busy road?

they should find a way to find some ones IP address and ban thier IP from the site. People who just want to go through and give every body the thumbs down have no life. Vote me up if you agree

fortunately Todd wore his NASA jet pack today, it would prove to be useful for a change!

Nice!

What the hell was he carrying on his back a kitchen set

Is anyone else sick of hearing that truck horn whizzing by sound? I mean, it's the same damn horn every single video, how about some originality from "Wild Videos" every now and then??

that i call a great reaction of him to escape from death

He should run to the nearest convenience store and purchase a shit-load of lottery tickets, that is one lucky guy there

Norm...What are you doing to that deer in
The Links of the day

that's the story of my life right there.

You said white men cant jump, ( excluding all Canadians ) Ok fixed.

For a second there, I thought he was going to lose his shoes.

who ever said white men cant jump was wrong this guy was like a frog

the grim reeper must have been drinking a beer

That would have been really good if it was that one leged russian.

I'd go buy lottery tickets right now.

...This man deserves to live.

does this remind anyone else of frogger?

me

he's now justified to call himself SKIPPY THE KANGEROO!

The NBA will probaly give him a contract if they see this video.

Had a bit of a ballerina in him, eh?

if you look closely, the crosswalk sign goes from "WALK"
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"JUMP FUCKER! HURRY! FUCKING JUMP!!!" right before the truck speeds by. good thing he pays attention to crosswalk signs

its ganna take 3 months to get those turds out of his jocks!

Lol. Those are some poorly timed, lame jumps, but I bet he felt his movements were as swift as neo's n the matrix.