Comments - Jackass Attempts to Slide Down an Escalator Naked
category: Funny | views: 31180 | posted on: 03/06/2008
Next time you're going up an escalator, just remember...your hand is probably where a set of balls once slid.
iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:26am
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...why is he just chilling there with no plan of escape? why is he not getting arrested?
Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:45am
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If this is all he's getting these days, Vin Diesel needs a better agent,
Killerdude [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:01am
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WTF is with all the naked dude's...We Demand naked women..
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Well not really demand more like ask politely
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secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:11am
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To bad his junk didn't get caught in the escalator so he couldn't have a kid that's gonna be just like him.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:12am
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I wish he slid down successfully. I would have LOVED to see the friction burn that would have left on his ass!
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:28am
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Oh I was gonna make it worse than That. That was the edited version
! The other way I had it would have placed me on the hood of a car with my lover, getting beat in the head with a shoe from a hooker
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HOLY FUCKING HELL SHIT FUCK ASS BITCH!
THIS IS MY FUCKING HOME TOWN, HELSINGBORG SWEDEN, I RODE THAT FUCKING ESCALATOR 1 DAY AGO!
I'm not fucking kidding, i swear on my own life, the Place is called Knutpunkten and it's the central Station of Helsingborg, the girl in the beginning is saying "I really didn't think he was gonna do it"
This is like a bad fucking joke, i acctually had my hand where his set of balls is! ![]()
nukemm3333 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 7:15am
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"i acctually had my hand where his set of balls is!"
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And to top it off, the next day you touched the escalator he slid down too.
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HOLY FUCKING HELL SHIT FUCK ASS BITCH!
THIS IS MY FUCKING HOME TOWN, HELSINGBORG SWEDEN, I RODE THAT FUCKING ESCALATOR 1 DAY AGO!
I'm not fucking kidding, i swear on my own life, the Place is called Knutpunkten and it's the central Station of Helsingborg, the girl in the beginning is saying "I really didn't think he was gonna do it"
This is like a bad fucking joke, i acctually had my hand where his set of balls is!
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http://tinyurl.com/2w4ksy
There you have a picture of it, Knutpunkten, the esclator he was sliding down is in the center of the picture.
The girl explains at the end of the video that the guy is really drunk
:D
BUT STILL HOLY FUCK, I RODE THAT ESCALATOR YESTERDAY!
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Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:25pm
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Yeah, ok. You got me sold...
Next time though, put some fucking clothes on...
methodacting [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 9:45am
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The girl- Han äääär skiiiitfuuuulllll
sub: he's sooooooo druuuuunk
cucarachito [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 9:51am
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I'm just saying..............KY Jelly, man's best friend for stunts like this and for nailing the old lady at 6 a.m when she's not awake and everything is dry like a desert........doesn'tever yone???
DB, don't believe the rumours man, I have never done that to your Mrs. Can't speak for everyone though.
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cucarachito on Mar 6 08 : 11:51am wrote:
Da Bomb on Mar 6 08 : 8:06am wrote:
I'm just saying..............KY Jelly, man's best friend for stunts like this and for nailing the old lady at 6 a.m when she's not awake and everything is dry like a desert........doesn'tever yone???
Sushi69 on Mar 6 08 : 8:38am wrote:
DB, don't believe the rumours man, I have never done that to your Mrs. Can't speak for everyone though.
*avoids eye contact with Da Bomb. whistles and paces nervously*
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 10:38am
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Da Bomb on Mar 6 08 : 8:06am wrote:
I'm just saying..............KY Jelly, man's best friend for stunts like this and for nailing the old lady at 6 a.m when she's not awake and everything is dry like a desert........doesn'tever yone???
Sushi69 on Mar 6 08 : 8:38am wrote:
DB, don't believe the rumours man, I have never done that to your Mrs. Can't speak for everyone though.
*avoids eye contact with Da Bomb. whistles and paces nervously*
Agent Orange [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 12:02pm
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who touches the railing of an escalator.you just have to stand there ![]()
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"Next time you're going up an escalator, just remember...your hand is probably where a set of balls once slid."
Scott, you do know now that a few people on NT are going to be riding escalators with their tongues on the hand rail.
indyman911 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 3:39pm
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Maybe if he had wiped his ass better, he wouldn't of skidded off the side. Just wondering?
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[20]HellRaiser[08] [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 3:56pm
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Ha Ha that was halirous sorry i cant spell
but then again wat was the need of him eing naked
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legally insane [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 10:19pm
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If only someone had put chili oil or something on the hand rail, but at least now I know what the shit licker's are doing when they're not thumbing down everyone ![]()
Masterdebater [ban] | Mar 7 08 : 10:19pm
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.... so you go to a public location, get naked, and attempt to slide down an escalator...
... don't you want to make absolutely sure that you do NOT fuck this up under any circumstances!?!?
veelalynne [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 10:05pm
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A few bumps and bruises...meh. I seriously thought he was going to tear his taters off in the escalator belt. ![]()

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