Comments - Jackass Attempts to Slide Down an Escalator Naked

category: Funny | views: 31180 | posted on: 03/06/2008

Next time you're going up an escalator, just remember...your hand is probably where a set of balls once slid.

deleted user [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:17am

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talltee19 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:24am

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lol, now you know don't grab hand rails in public places..and he should have rolled all the way down..lol

fanatic-777 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:25am

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Another knob attempting an amateur Jackass stunt icon_rolleyes.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:26am

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...why is he just chilling there with no plan of escape? why is he not getting arrested?

liacon [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:28am

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Never, I mean never, play flag football in the nude. icon_wink.gif
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"learned my lesson" icon_sad.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:30am

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I have infinitely more respect for the little asian kid in the other video! I wouldn't piss on this guy if he was on fire. icon_neutral.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:33am

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Unless you can piss petrol. icon_wink.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:44am

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This guy clearly needs to learn a lesson that my mrs had to learn a long time ago............
NO-ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU NAKED!!!!!!! icon_rolleyes.gif

Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:45am

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If this is all he's getting these days, Vin Diesel needs a better agent,

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:46am

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I bet if a chick tried that, she'd slide a lot easier. icon_stoned.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:06am

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I'm just saying..............KY Jelly, man's best friend for stunts like this and for nailing the old lady at 6 a.m when she's not awake and everything is dry like a desert........doesn'tever yone??? icon_confused.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:38am

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DB, don't believe the rumours man, I have never done that to your Mrs. Can't speak for everyone though. icon_beer.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 11:05am

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Hey what the heck...................LO L icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:54am

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Now go try the bigger escalator to the left.

Nina [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:59am

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Oh god swedish people. That explains.

Killerdude [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:01am

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WTF is with all the naked dude's...We Demand naked women..
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Well not really demand more like ask politely
PLEASE.. icon_beer.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:44am

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icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif here here! to naked chics icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

violentouston [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:08am

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nature kills the stupid.

secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:11am

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To bad his junk didn't get caught in the escalator so he couldn't have a kid that's gonna be just like him.

MistaX [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:52am

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maybe some talcom powder would've cured that sticky and sweaty ass of his. thats also nasty. I'm glad that was in another country

zykron [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:59am

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Yakuza wanted more gore.
So, he slid his asschecks down the escalator, leaving a permanent film of black. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_twisted.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:12am

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I wish he slid down successfully. I would have LOVED to see the friction burn that would have left on his ass!

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:21am

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OOOH Scotty, rethink that statement...that means you would be looking at his ass........but at least I know you are a pussy hound, but it's the newbies that will jump on that post....EWWWW icon_confused.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:28am

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Oh I was gonna make it worse than That. That was the edited version icon_eek.gif ! The other way I had it would have placed me on the hood of a car with my lover, getting beat in the head with a shoe from a hooker icon_wink.gif !

rascoil [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:33am

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Then you would have to change your name to ShotCaller, and take long showers with your neighbors cat. icon_stoned.gif

kpearson [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 7:51am

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scotty- hahaha icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif thats to much man icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:17am

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Shit was comedy, it was even funny when he recovered to ride again using the rail the second time icon_stoned.gif icon_cool.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:41am

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I would have rated this
vid a 5 if dude had died
from the fall.

Sprawler [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:43am

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HOLY FUCKING HELL SHIT FUCK ASS BITCH!icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif
THIS IS MY FUCKING HOME TOWN, HELSINGBORG SWEDEN, I RODE THAT FUCKING ESCALATOR 1 DAY AGO! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif
I'm not fucking kidding, i swear on my own life, the Place is called Knutpunkten and it's the central Station of Helsingborg, the girl in the beginning is saying "I really didn't think he was gonna do it"
This is like a bad fucking joke, i acctually had my hand where his set of balls is! icon_eek.gif

nukemm3333 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 7:15am

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"i acctually had my hand where his set of balls is!"
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And to top it off, the next day you touched the escalator he slid down too.

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 11:00am

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Sprawler on Mar 6 08 : 8:43am wrote:
HOLY FUCKING HELL SHIT FUCK ASS BITCH!
THIS IS MY FUCKING HOME TOWN, HELSINGBORG SWEDEN, I RODE THAT FUCKING ESCALATOR 1 DAY AGO!
I'm not fucking kidding, i swear on my own life, the Place is called Knutpunkten and it's the central Station of Helsingborg, the girl in the beginning is saying "I really didn't think he was gonna do it"
This is like a bad fucking joke, i acctually had my hand where his set of balls is!
well lets just hope you didnt touch your mouth that day! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

Sprawler [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:50am

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http://tinyurl.com/2w4ksy
There you have a picture of it, Knutpunkten, the esclator he was sliding down is in the center of the picture.
The girl explains at the end of the video that the guy is really drunk
:D
BUT STILL HOLY FUCK, I RODE THAT ESCALATOR YESTERDAY! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:25pm

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Yeah, ok. You got me sold...

Next time though, put some fucking clothes on...

Calang [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 7:15am

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At first I thought the guy was mentally ill or on drugs, now I realize that he's just a fucking dick. He should have broken his neck with that first fall, which we all know would have been really amusing.

zykron [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 7:37am

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Sprawler got so Own3d !! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Sprawler [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 7:39am

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Not fun. icon_cry.gif
Well, yes it its, for all of you, this one is for free! icon_stoned.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 8:07am

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Should have said you rode HER yesterday! icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 8:18am

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I have my credit card ready, how do I subscribe? icon_beer.gif

God Sea [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 8:33am

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It woulda been funny if a cop walked by and tased him as he was sliding down icon_twisted.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 9:07am

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God Sea on Mar 6 08 : 10:33am wrote:
It woulda been funny if a cop walked by and tased him as he was sliding down
it would've been even funnier if he was sliding down at full speed and someone hit the emergency stop!

methodacting [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 9:45am

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The girl- Han äääär skiiiitfuuuulllll
sub: he's sooooooo druuuuunk

2lolo [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 9:48am

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MOM and DAD this is your SON........

cucarachito [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 9:51am

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Da Bomb on Mar 6 08 : 8:06am wrote:
I'm just saying..............KY Jelly, man's best friend for stunts like this and for nailing the old lady at 6 a.m when she's not awake and everything is dry like a desert........doesn'tever yone???
Sushi69 on Mar 6 08 : 8:38am wrote:
DB, don't believe the rumours man, I have never done that to your Mrs. Can't speak for everyone though.
*avoids eye contact with Da Bomb. whistles and paces nervously*

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 11:12am

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scotty2hotty! on Mar 6 08 : 12:38pm wrote:
cucarachito on Mar 6 08 : 11:51am wrote:
Da Bomb on Mar 6 08 : 8:06am wrote:
I'm just saying..............KY Jelly, man's best friend for stunts like this and for nailing the old lady at 6 a.m when she's not awake and everything is dry like a desert........doesn'tever yone???
Sushi69 on Mar 6 08 : 8:38am wrote:
DB, don't believe the rumours man, I have never done that to your Mrs. Can't speak for everyone though.
*avoids eye contact with Da Bomb. whistles and paces nervously*
Is there something I am missing? Can you explain why my wife is spending so much time with her friends and leaving me to have cold beans for supper? 6 nites in a row? icon_lol.gif

reabymike [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 10:02am

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THE GOOD IDEA GOT SPOILT! icon_lol.gif icon_redface.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 10:38am

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cucarachito on Mar 6 08 : 11:51am wrote:
Da Bomb on Mar 6 08 : 8:06am wrote:
I'm just saying..............KY Jelly, man's best friend for stunts like this and for nailing the old lady at 6 a.m when she's not awake and everything is dry like a desert........doesn'tever yone???
Sushi69 on Mar 6 08 : 8:38am wrote:
DB, don't believe the rumours man, I have never done that to your Mrs. Can't speak for everyone though.
*avoids eye contact with Da Bomb. whistles and paces nervously*
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Erk-n-Jerk [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 11:52am

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at least bald head slim got up and finished it.

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 11:53am

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Shame he didn't slid down the other banister as it had a 40ft drop onto another banister. That would have been more Nothing Toxic...

Agent Orange [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 12:02pm

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who touches the railing of an escalator.you just have to stand there icon_biggrin.gif

zykron [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 2:23pm

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No, you're supposed to run up the one going backwards! icon_biggrin.gif

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 12:47pm

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i cant live with that embarrasment...

Ayearebee [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 2:53pm

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"Next time you're going up an escalator, just remember...your hand is probably where a set of balls once slid."
Scott, you do know now that a few people on NT are going to be riding escalators with their tongues on the hand rail. icon_confused.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 5:57pm

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Ayearebee on Mar 6 08 : 4:53pm wrote:
"Next time you're going up an escalator, just remember...your hand is probably where a set of balls once slid."
Scott, you do know now that a few people on NT are going to be riding escalators with their tongues on the hand rail.
starting with you i suppose! icon_rolleyes.gif

indyman911 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 3:39pm

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Maybe if he had wiped his ass better, he wouldn't of skidded off the side. Just wondering? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

perka1977 [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 3:44pm

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Hata hata hata Göteborg!!

[20]HellRaiser[08] [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 3:56pm

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Ha Ha that was halirous sorry i cant spell icon_cheesygrin.gif but then again wat was the need of him eing naked icon_rolleyes.gif icon_question.gif

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 4:53pm

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I would have put Icy Hot on that rail and showed him!

RainyCity [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 6:33pm

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well he did succesfully do one thing, BEing a jackass good obb

AK47heaven [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 8:27pm

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what a dickhead he really got hurt hahaha

legally insane [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 10:19pm

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If only someone had put chili oil or something on the hand rail, but at least now I know what the shit licker's are doing when they're not thumbing down everyone icon_twisted.gif

didol [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 11:30pm

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Artriry [ban] | Mar 6 08 : 11:39pm

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Seriously, how bored do you need to be...

Axeljj [ban] | Mar 7 08 : 2:00am

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hha owned ands it in sweden helsingborg first movie i have seen on Nt who cames from sweden

uketwe [ban] | Mar 7 08 : 5:48pm

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skin head laughing!
when not stompin sum 1?
gotta b fake!

loveforever12 [ban] | Mar 7 08 : 6:38pm

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Masterdebater [ban] | Mar 7 08 : 10:19pm

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.... so you go to a public location, get naked, and attempt to slide down an escalator...
... don't you want to make absolutely sure that you do NOT fuck this up under any circumstances!?!?

Sundown [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 11:08am

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Fucking pricless icon_cheesygrin.gif
The limp atempt to finish the stunt at the end was excellent.
I agree with Masterdebater, if your going to do something this stupid in the first instance, make sure you don't fuck up!

veelalynne [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 10:05pm

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A few bumps and bruises...meh. I seriously thought he was going to tear his taters off in the escalator belt. icon_cheesygrin.gif

sarababe [ban] | Mar 11 08 : 8:53pm

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good show!

Seismicshooter [ban] | Mar 13 08 : 1:27am

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ahhh meth

Mr_Ant [ban] | Mar 29 08 : 5:06pm

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Where the fuck is mall security? They were probably sitting in front of a bank of monitors and laughing their lazy asses off. icon_lol.gif

nudist0885 [ban] | Mar 31 08 : 8:14am

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Exactly Mr. Ant.
Just like all of us in here. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Soryon [ban] | Apr 26 08 : 3:50pm