Comments - The Nutshot to End All Painful Nutshots

dudes got issues man, lets see what he does when he wakes up and his nuts are missing...

i think they already were missing. i my self would be on the ground screaming like alvin and simon

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he just wanna be woman... he was imprisoned is boys body .

This makes my life easier

who would've thought that teabagging a plastic horse could have such adverse side affects... -tard

This is a great example of why women shouldnt do drugs during pregnancy...

dear god, i think we all felt that one

They looked a little too comfortable 'spit-roasting' an animal in my opinion.

That's the ultimate nutshot?!?!
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He walked away from it. C'mon... we've seen what happens when skaters slam their tender teenage testicles against a railing.
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They scream more and they don't get up.

Easy Michael Jackson, no man should have tender teenage testicles in the same sentence.

LOL, I knew somebody's Perv-O-Meter was going to flag that after I posted.
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Everyone whose 18+ is fair game.
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Like her...
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http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs2 25&d=08105&f=120469861539 90.png
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Tell me you wouldn't hit that in heartbeat.

OH DUDE NO!!!!! NO ONE CLICK THE LINK, ITS CHRIS CROCKER!!!! *Vomit*

You wish your girlfriend looked like that!
Christ. I wish my girlfriend looked like that.
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Blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect smile, thin.
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Seriously, if you hadn't blown the surprise, how many people would have guessed?

NOOOOOOOOO! aw shit, u got me, i clicked it before i read the one below.lol. good one.

I know you'll all minus me now but ffs, isn't that a BIT gay?

True.
But at least WE don't go to the toilet in threes.

True dat we may go in threes but our stalls are seperate to pee

we can sword-fight and you can't.

LoL!

Yeah, that would rule. o.O Haha.

I'm sorry, did you say something, I was too distracted by the bouncing titties.

Ah yes Nukemm, the one-handed typist..cum clean, is your monitor...............dir ty..?

Miter Binisdirty

Your mudder is dirty you fucking pig! I keeel you!

Saved only by the fact that he is obviously TOTALLY Nutless!

Must got a partial nut hit on that one because if it was a direct hit he's hung like a squirrel.

But not a super squirrel eh!

.....horsedick.

I don't even think it was a partial nut hit. Being grazed or partially hit hurts worse than a full on shot! I just think he's got chicken balls.

Little did he know it only takes one of those shots in your life to lower your sperm count by half, I've already found out... or maybe it was the weed?

How dull must your life be to do this kind of thing??? And to VIDEO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
These guys should just go back to arbitrarily, thumbing down every NT post.

He's lucky his little pubic bone is still intact

I didn't think that one could get nailed in the nuts by a horse on a spring until now....

WTF is wrong with the generation?!?!? For centuries man has instinctively protected the nuts only to have this generation go and make a mockery of nut protection. At this rate there won't be a next generation.

he gonna have a much biger testicle that his penis

A nutshot to end all nutshots would be a little more unsuspecting

another steve-o in training not

hopefully he ended up sterile after this idiotic stunt...

I cannot believe any guy would do that sort of thing on purpose, he should have got a double dose of that for being, well, stupid

Poor horse.

.....Looks like Jo Jo's Pizza is gonna be missing an employee for a day or two.

That shit looked fake. Notice how he walks into the horse and crouches expecting the hit. There idiot, you got your 10 seconds of fame. Are you happy now? I hope the cup you were wearing shot out your ass.

After that i think i'm going to take my nuts out on the town tonight show them that i love them.

Bootleg sex change operation and bestiality in one clip? amazing

One guy is banging the pony doggystyle and the other is getting head from it then suddenly.. the pony snaps and headbuts him in the nuts

afterwards reporters interviewed the offending apparatus and couldnt understand it because it was a little hoarse

the little horse later prested charges on the the 2 cunts for sexal assault

What a cock-knocker!

Fucking idiot lmao

IT LOOKS LIKE THE DUDE WAS GETTING HEAD FROM A SHEEP (AUSSIE)

-911, whats your emergency?
-a little metal pony just squashed my barely visible male genitalia
-this is 911-emergency, sir, we do not appreciate prank calls
-this isnt a prank call, the spring-loaded, kiddy-pony crushed my nuts! really!
-haha, very funny sir, goodbye. ----dial tone---

Calang called this one.
I'll give him credit for wearing a cup for that. Even though he deceived a lot of people with this video, I find humor in the fact that he found out it still hurt like hell ever with a cup. What an idiot...

At least he is out of the procreation pool ,and consigned to the take-it-up-the-ass pool

retarded ass kids

How thoughtful of him to remove his sperm from the gene pool.

He's gonna wake up feeling NUTTY!

might just be me, but i dont think it looked that painful. When you get dropped in the nuts do you run around with a stupid look on you face, or do you drop to the ground and clutch your stomach. I know i do the latter.

ouch....im going to try that

I think he wants
to be a woman ..seriously. Its one of those cases where a "woman" is so unhappy being trapped in a mans body.

Ha ha he was asking for it standing infront of it like that

so staged!!!! the man in firing position is on the ground and motionless when he lets go of the weapon.....I think that was very well planned. If that was real; I think my computer would've re-booted itself..........

There goes his sisters next child!

The 'Ultimate Nutshot' has tears and bitch-squealing in my book... Squirrel shots have laughing and teasing.

He's either the manliest mofo on the planet or has no reproductory organs at all.

He wanted to hurt his nuts, and he succeeded.

Well on teh bright side he might last a little longer the next time he has sex, if that ever happens.

I'd love to have heard him trying to explain to the doctor how it happened
This is what they should do to the thumb downers, it'd give them something better to do with their hands

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the "jackass" generation is all going to be impotent when theyre forty LOL

Thats all kinds of stupid! why?

Try that trick again on a guy with balls rather than a vagina.