First, the little red car in the photo hardly weighs a ton. ("one ton missle") -example- a ford F-150 is a half ton truck, F-250 is a 3/4, etc.
Second, referring to the caption, how is the guy that almost got hit in any way lucky? Fortunate he didn't get hit, but luck is when something good happens to you, not when something potentially bad doesn't happen.

hereimis you're an idiot. A dodge avenger/chrysler sebring weighs around 2900-3200 pounds. Ton (short ton) as we describe it here in America is 2000 pounds. when they say an f150 is a half ton truck, that means how much it can tow.
I'm from chicago, and that's where I290 meets 190. That expressway is where people from the subburbs come into the city to work downtown. The bitch on the phone was probably a bad suburban driver who can't drive in the city.
There are a lot of accidents around there, with or without ice/snow/rain.

my 1990 subcompact weighs 2900 hundred pounds, that Pontiac has got to be a 2 tonner. And what asshole is heading for a person and doesn't lay on the horn?

whats that horrible screeching? ill look later

Damn, sounds like it's getting kind of close.... fender still dented.... ooh snaps!!

was that the world champion drifting awards?

were all those helen kellers family members?