Comments - Old Hag Refuses to Find a Restroom and Shits in a Store
category: Bizarre | views: 33829 | posted on: 03/08/2008
If you're old and a turd involuntarily comes out, that's fine. But when you stop, drop your pants, and start shitting out of your old granny ass in a store, that's just fucked up. That's psycho shit.
the_outsider [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 4:21am
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i know i will receive many thumbs down for this comment, but the headscarf tells a lot... 
Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 4:49am
+4
Stock for The Citizen Watch Company, Ltd. just dropped 9 points.
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Nothing says uncool like having an old Arab woman take a crap against your poster.
Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 4:57am
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EDIT: Double checked the sign. It's Czechoslovia. They all wear headscarves (called Babushka) over there.
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That'll teach me to take "The Outsider"s word for it. 
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 6:12am
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I like a woman who doesnt care what people think of her. 
Majestic12 [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 6:44am
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Don't worry, she can buy some more gerbils from the pet store. 
deal of knives [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 6:56am
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I bet the guy that walked by thought " that greeter is doing a shitty job"
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SNAKEFUCK! That old lady looks as though she knows exactly what she is doing and has done it before!
She seems to know where to go, how to do it and keep the unwanted visitors down to a minimum!
I guess you could say that this old lady really does have her shit together, but she is only too happy to share it all with others.
She must have been raised in a field somewhere and I can only imagine the people that raised her.
the_outsider [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 7:14am
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i think we all need to be more culture aware. this might be totally accepted over there. some people passed by and didn't even bother...
liamjefford [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 8:32am
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I think she just wanted to try out her new brand of toilet roll she had just bought.
TigerWapWap [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 8:33am
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its russia, need I say more? a nation full of luschious red nosed deadbeats and AIDS ridden mannish skanks.
mindfodder [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 8:54am
Evidently, she never heard the saying "Don't shit where you buy stuff..."
cucarachito [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 8:55am
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what?
...not ONE "id hit it" from you guys?!?!?!
are you all ok?
viennasound [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 9:36am
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she should have lit the toilet paper on fire...... then everyone can laugh
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I used to shit everywhere at work when I was a gardener. I had a shit up against someones wall once and had to scoop it up with my hands cos it was runny. I've shit in gloves, flower pots, in bags of grass cuttings, under sheds, in my hand. Once I even scooped it out of my arsehole with my fingers. 
damianwatches [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 10:39am
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fucking cunt... i would rub her fucking face in it like the filthy fucking dog she is.... 
Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 11:02am
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Why the fuck does this not have a graphic warning? Her ass had craters in it!
LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 11:15am
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jajajajajaja...people just walk by like nothing is happening 
LonelyGirl27 [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 11:19am
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"Hope I die before I start shitting in malls"...first draft lyrics from The Who's' "My Generation!"
rkolegends [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 1:33pm
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sick but funny but i would feel sorry for the person who had to clean that shit up
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 5:45pm
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She just got attacked by the invisible man, he beat the shit out of her...
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Pablo Escobar [ban] | Mar 8 08 : 4:12am
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ohhh shit...