Comments - When Roof Jumping Goes Painfully Wrong

category: Accidents | views: 34357 | posted on: 03/09/2008

These are the things you do when your dad and mom are siblings.

talltee19 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 4:10am

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shit man, it looked like he died..and his ribs looked like they were pushed up..i bet he'll stick to the ground from now on..if hes not dead icon_eek.gif

watchamakalit [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 11:47pm

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STUPID ass thing to do. there should of been a train passing by. icon_razz.gif

jackrussel01 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 4:10am

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WTF did he forget the swimming pool was on the other side of the house icon_rolleyes.gif

nukemm3333 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:32pm

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Sleep walking can be a bitch.

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 11 08 : 5:45am

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jackrussel01 on Mar 9 08 : 6:10am wrote:
WTF did he forget the swimming pool was on the other side of the house
HAHAHA!i think the friend that convinced him to take the lsd before diving into the ''MAGICAL POOL THAT WILL MYSTERIOUSLY APPEAR needs a slap in his face!

Calang [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 4:22am

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The dog thought he was a bitch. Smart dog.

norm [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 4:29am

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dog is lucky he didn't fall on him.

madstaff [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 4:47am

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he didn't seriously think those bushes were gonna break his fall did he.
the dog now has a whole pile of bones for him and
all his four legged friends

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 4:53am

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I forgot to tell you. Mom and dad sold the pool while you were in jail. icon_stoned.gif

Dynabolic [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 4:57am

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I dont think there is a big future in that type of stunt.
Is there a dumb scale?? anyone know ??
I have never met anyone that stupid.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 12:55pm

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If there isn't dumb scale,we should start one NOW! And this idoit sets the bar so he's a 10!

Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 4:59am

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World's worst back yard, it's all dirt and dog crap.
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From the look of it, he got both smeared all over his chest.

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 11 08 : 10:07am

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Chartreuse on Mar 9 08 : 6:59am wrote:
World's worst back yard, it's all dirt and dog crap.
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From the look of it, he got both smeared all over his chest.
HAHAHA! so as well as obtaining serious injuries,nearly dieing and everyone on the net seeing how dumb he is,are you saying that the cherry on the cake is that he also got a CANINE CLEAVELAND STEAMER? icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

grrtiger [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 5:10am

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should stick to dodging trains

mofo666 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 5:12am

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lame, he didnt even do a backflip

deleted user [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 5:41am

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ggallin1 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 5:54am

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Step 1.
Jump off roof.
Step 2.
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zaza1979 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:03am

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wtf lol

Killerdude [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:09am

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This is a reenactment of the Balloon people
landings......I hate reenactments there never
any good... icon_lol.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:14am

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Might as well jump. chump!
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. chump!
Go ahead, jump.
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--Van Halen

Kakihara [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:17am

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'and as the ground became apparently closer, the young man realised the great plan was doomed to fail.'

Mentalkungfu [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:26am

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The word 'Why' springs to mind in this particular situation

One More Time [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:29am

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i give him a 10 for style and a -20 for intelligence. Plus he didn't stick the landing another -5.

12xu [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:40am

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I bet the dog pissed on him for being such a dumb-ass.Wtf was he thinking icon_question.gif

thumpic [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:45am

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why can't people catch landings on tape??? They miss 75% of the impacts.........what idiots!!!

Ellzee [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:51am

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Broken sternum.Did he think belly flops work without water? icon_rolleyes.gif

Assey [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:54am

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everyone gets what he deserves. it`s this evolution stuff. icon_rolleyes.gif

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:56am

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He was aiming for the soccer ball for a butt bounce over the fence, knees bent under for aerodynamics.

timma [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 7:07am

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Since there are tons of 'idiot maiming himself off roof' vids but no 'awesome orgasmic landing off roof tapes' maybe people should figure out its not a good idea? Although I would pitch in ten bucks to see him do it again. icon_biggrin.gif

Enki [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 7:23am

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Doesn't seem real. Something is up.

Uglyduck [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 7:37am

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Had to watch this twice.
1. He's barefoot
2. He's in swimming shorts and is topless
3. He was assuming a variation of "the bomb" (a diving position)
4. THERE IS NO FUCKING POOL IN SIGHT!!! Just a bush.
I am utterly bemused by this clip. Nice one NT. icon_beer.gif

iloveusheart0112 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 7:50am

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DramaTim [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 7:52am

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Next time why don't he just stand up and put the dirt in his mouth next time

Hott.Dawg [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 7:53am

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He shattered his left thigh bone icon_eek.gif

kapchamp [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 7:58am

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I cannot believe that that went wrong. It could have been worse if he missed the bush.

purelh [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 8:01am

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U never see brothas doin this

Umbrageous [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 8:04am

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Simpleton banned from local pool for "bombing" refuses to change his ways!

Rudenoodle [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 8:06am

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So were they expecting it to end a diffrent way?

Incarnate [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 8:07am

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there are better ways to go head first into some bush icon_beer.gif

viennasound [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 8:22am

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When does roof jumping go right? When I was in 4th grade we had a "special" needs student that took his tricycle to the roof and rode off, he shattered his pelvis...... that guy kinda looked like what Billy would look like now too.....

Jaro [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 8:24am

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He is (was) a scientist, he was just trying to disapprove the theory of gravity.

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 8:34am

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This idiot watched porn drunk and completely misunderstood bush diving.

monchichi025 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 8:51am

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lol his head slid on the ground, I hope he's dead, why the hell do young white males constantly hurt themselves like this?? Why would someone jump off of a roof? Why does God hate us by letting people like these breed? icon_rolleyes.gif

itizme [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 5:35pm

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DUE TO the fact we ( WHITE BOYS ) have EXTRA BRAIN CELLS TO USE . kinda like cats have nine lives . we do stupid shit BUT why do you have to bring it to a race thing . MAYBE your race has not figured it out. just keep killing your brothers and we will wait for the results. yall keep on grinnin . p.s. the later in the night the woorrrse the post LMAO. AND AGAIN YALL KEEP ON GRINNIN

monchichi025 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 6:17pm

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LOL that was the gayest email i ever recieved, inbred

TurboGuy [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:06pm

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Hmm... White guys have extra brain cells to use, that's why we do stupid shit. I vote this for a classic NT idiot comment of all time.

Suphx [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:49pm

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You're an idiot.

God Sea [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:04am

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As he layed there unconscious his "friends" pulled down his pants, put peanut butter on his wang, and let the dog enjoy a nice little treat icon_wink.gif

minusbrain [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:09am

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monchichi025 on Mar 9 08 : 10:51am wrote:
lol his head slid on the ground, I hope he's dead, why the hell do young white males constantly hurt themselves like this?? Why would someone jump off of a roof? Why does God hate us by letting people like these breed?
I don't know. Maybe it's because all the black guys are busy smoking weed, shooting each other, and playing victim while the Arabs are blowing themselves up over cartoon characters, and all along the Mexicans are trying to dig tunnels into America so they can rape our women and serve us beer. All of the East Asians are committing suicide because they cant bear their stressful lives, and the Africans are too unintelligent to practice safe sex. Indian men are all barefoot and worshiping cows.
That answer your question, you fucking dolt?

CuteSomedays [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 11:22am

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I'm too busy laughing at your comment to even try and write a comment on the vid. icon_beer.gif

Meconium [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 11:38am

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I am happy to read your reply!

rascoil [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 4:07pm

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That was the most owsome fucking post I have ever read on NT. WOW, I am with out words. icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

liacon [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 5:28pm

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icon_lol.gif holy shit dude icon_lol.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:10am

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Was his name Jackson or Jackass?!

en jaywest [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:13am

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really, what did he think was going to happen?

Fearthereaper [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:16am

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Good. Idiot should be dead. I dont want an idiot like that alive....If he is alive, What kind of future does this fool have? "Would you like fries with that?" And if thats the case...I dont want this redneck retard to be serving me my food.

rascalrat [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:23am

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hes dead alright! GOOD FOR YOU DUMBASS

mindfodder [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:26am

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Good thing that dog had one of those little barrels of liquor on his collar like in the cartoons.

canillo [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:27am

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thats happens because his a little crazy bitch icon_evil.gif

stlmikie [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:41am

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I have a pit that looks just like that one. Remi is his name.

JDex [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 9:43am

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I wonder if as he was holding on to his ankles on his way to the ground he might have thought that maybe this wasn't the best idea... icon_neutral.gif No matter - he probably doesn't think too much anymore anyway.

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 10:07am

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That was the wrong time to start scratching your ankles... icon_neutral.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 10:27am

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I'm sure he's used to grabbing his ankles...sorry, buddy, but it was there for the taking. icon_lol.gif icon_beer.gif

madmike [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 10:10am

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maybe they forgot to explain what bend over and kiss your ass goodbye really means..now he knows

mindfodder [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 10:25am

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Can anyone spare a moment to tell me how the hell I get an avatar?

Pumekuhp [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 10:33am

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Check your shoutbox.

kjyug [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 11:13am

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go to yahoo and type "avatar" into the web search.
look for a while and you'll find em.

cucarachito [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 10:38am

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minusbrain on Mar 9 08 : 11:09am wrote:
monchichi025 on Mar 9 08 : 10:51am wrote:
lol his head slid on the ground, I hope he's dead, why the hell do young white males constantly hurt themselves like this?? Why would someone jump off of a roof? Why does God hate us by letting people like these breed?
I don't know. Maybe it's because all the black guys are busy smoking weed, shooting each other, and playing victim while the Arabs are blowing themselves up over cartoon characters, and all along the Mexicans are trying to dig tunnels into America so they can rape our women and serve us beer. All of the East Asians are committing suicide because they cant bear their stressful lives, and the Africans are too unintelligent to practice safe sex. Indian men are all barefoot and worshiping cows.
That answer your question, you fucking dolt?
HEY! HEY ! HEY! i am NOT wanting to SERVE YOU BEER!! comprehende?!!? SHEEESH!

zykron [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 10:41am

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Sad... the dog had to witness it.
Can't imagine what the dog's going through, it's like watching his master kill himself. icon_redface.gif icon_mad.gif

Toxicity [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 10:50am

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Love that 'I am invincible' pose he had there for a second.
And gravity proved otherwise. icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

deal of knives [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 11:03am

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what happened was they drew a pool in his sun glasses!! icon_stoned.gif

Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 11:13am

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Ima just say it. Wut the fuck was he trying to land on?!?! icon_beer.gif

Earth Nelson [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 11:13am

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That's it, he's grounded!

vidra [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 11:16am

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I think that Justin has a problem icon_stoned.gif

farcus66 [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 11:35am

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Is it me, or are there a lot of dumb fucking tards out there. Thank god or NT would be boring as fuck. YO!!

ohenry [ban] | Mar 9 08 : 11:45am

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he took "what would you do for a Klondike bar?" way too far