Comments - Kobe Bryant Gives a Woman a Facial on Live TV

category: Funny | views: 90695 | posted on: 03/10/2008

Notice that the lady has no reflexes whatsoever. She even looks at peace with what just happened.

Toxicity [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 4:09am

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Kobe's such a prick, on and off court.
I bet that towel smelled like ass too.

caluctra [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 2:40pm

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I think that you are hating cuz he is the best NBA player and you are a nobody.

Toxicity [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 4:05pm

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LeBron will shatter all his records. And no, did you just watch that video? He's a dickhead. He's a ballhog too. He's got an ego the size of a basketball arena too.
'Eff him, and 'Eff you.

CptDooDooButter [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 5:36pm

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Tox, he's really not a prick off the court, maybe on the court i dont know(i hate basketball). But my best friends uncle is his personal chef and says he's really a cool guy and really nice.

TurboGuy [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 7:35pm

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His 2 million dollar 'I'm Sorry I Slept with the Help' ring to his wife proves what a great guy he is.

caluctra [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 10:00pm

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hey, Mr I know it all, first kobe has been on the NBA for 12 season and james only 5, when, If lebron gets to its 12th season with the same numbers as kobe then you can compare them or w/e, on the mintime kobe>>Lebron.
About kobe being a ballhog give me a brake dude, if you actually watch the games he takes over moslty from 3rd quarter on, and he makes some assists as well. Last but not least he holds the 2nd most points in 1 game of the NBA.
Finally, I do not know wtf does "Eff you" means just in case ur mama!

watchamakalit [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 11:39pm

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this dude is my favorite player. he can really hit home runs.

nukemm3333 [ban] | Mar 11 08 : 6:30pm

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You obviously don't watch much sports, if you did you would know they are called touchdowns.

krazi_jess123 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 2:01am

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The fact Kobe is a rapist ..he might be the best NBA player but hate to gave you the bad news. Kobe committed a crime and settled it with money...If your hero is a rapist then you need to check with a psychiatrist...Ted Bundy should have been a NBA player , he whould have gotten more lovin from ppl.

watchamakalit [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 1:10pm

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ok but he does not play for the nbl buddy, right nukkem? he plays for the nfl, and if the case was settle with money i really dont think he rapt her. i think she had it planed. ill fuck him then say he raped me and cha ching. i got money in the bank. im laughing straight to the bank with it hahahah. OK

liacon [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 4:13am

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Well at least he didn't hit her the face with his balls like he did the chick he raped from Colorado icon_biggrin.gif

ATLien2g2 [ban] | Mar 11 08 : 2:10am

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he didnt rape that white bitch. she was a slut and racist ass colorado jumped on the case thinking they had one but it turned out the bitch was lying. that was another case of a white bitch lying on a black man. (let the hate begin)

liacon [ban] | Mar 11 08 : 2:35am

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Yeah that's why he gave her an undisclosed amount of money and then had to pay off his wife with a 3 million dollar ring. That was some expensive pussy. icon_cheesygrin.gif

zapper_89 [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 4:13am

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I mean, she was old and ugly, but that be a little much. icon_cheesygrin.gif

secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 4:21am

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By the look on her face she needs more than a facial. Maybe he'll do an encore.

nando22 [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 4:25am

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apparently its that time of the month and kobe is just being a nice guy

Killerdude [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 4:34am

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Thank God...I was thinking something totally differant facial......Phew....

Slamreef [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 4:49am

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No reaction.. she's probably deaf blind or dead.

MistaX [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 5:08am

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whats more obvious to me is the stoners in the background filming it. I smoke alot of weed but it sound like they lost way to many brain cells. icon_stoned.gif icon_sad.gif

mofo666 [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 5:08am

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that wasnt the kind of facial i had in mind, probably a good thing though

en jaywest [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 5:15am

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probably the coolest thing that ever happened to her. now she can have a story for her grandchildren, and they wont think shes just some crazy old bag.

NUIYZ [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 5:17am

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Mean Joe Green did it better

canillo [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 5:28am

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she have to be very proud because she have inher face the wet towel of kobe bryant

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 5:43am

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LMAO at that! Being the supior athelete that he is, Kobe never got to live out his life long dream of being a Laker towel boy!
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I'm guessing she was talking smack while he was getting interviewed or during the game & he just wanted to throw his sweaty ball towel in her face as payback.

themadcowdisease [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 5:54am

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at least the pacers get more blackeyes for the team.........i yi yi icon_rolleyes.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 5:56am

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That's the same bitch who started the brawl with Artest in Detroit.

S DuBAYA [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 6:22am

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It could have been worse. He could have raped her in a denver hotel room. icon_rolleyes.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 6:42am

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now if she can get him to autograph it, she'll be happy with it..and ESPN is definately gonna show this..lol icon_lol.gif

Calang [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 6:49am

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It seems as if he saw her through his peripheral vision and thought it was a small kid, so he threw his sweaty towel as a souvenir. The funny thing is that the lady seemed to make no intent of removing it as he walked by. She was either suprised by his action or stunned by the smell.

the_skizz [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 6:54am

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She probably went home and squirted into that towel.
That's right, I thought about an old woman squirting.

DramaTim [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 6:57am

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I see he still likes to spread his man juice where ever

SMKDGGG [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 6:58am

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why doesn't someone edit this video and add like a ::Splotch:: or ::splat:: sound effect? this could be like the #1 video on youtube...

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DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 7:06am

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Throwing an old hag with a stinky rag..... icon_stoned.gif

viennasound [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 7:28am

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Maybe he was trying to pick it up in stride and was lucky enough to hit her with it and too embarrassed to stop and get it back...... I laid out 4 of them and walked by them each time launching one at the cats and man is it hard to hit anything, they just go crazy

kpearson [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 7:45am

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My grandma would have threw it back!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 7:46am

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Now all of her friends call her, Towelhead. Because of her dry sense of humor, she doesn't appreciate it much.

BEERMAN [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 8:24am

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"Why'd he throw it in her face?"
Cause he's an ignorant mutha fucker - THATS WHY !!
Folks think when they get rich and "famous", to whatever degree, they can abuse and mistreat people when ever and however they want - ol'lady needs to take that towel, wipe it all over her face and crotch, and claim the ignorant mf tried to molest her - now she has his DNA off his "nut rag"
like kpearson sez - most'o the women in my family would'a threw it back - some would'a kicked him in the nuts - if they could reach'em icon_eek.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

skrewloose [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 8:32am

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HEADSHOT

CuteSomedays [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 8:32am

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Damn, not the facial I was thinking. Would have been more entertaining. icon_biggrin.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 8:33am

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She must have been damned ugly! icon_wink.gif

slash [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 9:09am

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does he play for harlem ROBE trotters

God Sea [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 9:09am

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She has no reflexes.. guess that means she has no gag reflexes icon_lol.gif

zaza1979 [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 9:37am

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hahahaaa nice shoot aq

zykron [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 9:48am

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She was the driver on the drag strip, and Kobe threw in the towel. icon_twisted.gif

rascoil [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 10:05am

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waste of skin. Nothing more then a meat sack. About time he sinks one. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

Steven tucker [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 10:14am

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dude he threw a towl at zoidbergs mom

Nina [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 10:54am

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Omg. icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

ohenry [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 10:57am

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that wasn't a towel... kobe's wad is that fuckin big!!!!

iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 12:01pm

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lol, that's mad funny.

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 12:05pm

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I clicked on this video expecting a black guy to cum all over a girls face. I was dissapointed.

Erk-n-Jerk [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 12:17pm

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kobe better be careful messing with those old white ladys. i wouldn't be surprised if she threw a rape accusation back at him.

reabymike [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 1:17pm

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I SAW THAT GAME AND THE OLD LADY FIRST STARTED THROWING SHIT AROUND LIKE HER DIRTY UNDERWEAR! icon_wink.gif

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FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 1:31pm

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I bet thats not the first time she's had a black man's sweat in her face

ggallin1 [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 1:42pm

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I would have poked out a couple of eye holes & left it there...
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seeyouafterthegamekobe

liacon [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 5:17pm

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GG you and Benis tie for funnest comments ever icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_cry.gif icon_beer.gif

Umbrageous [ban] | Mar 11 08 : 2:37am

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Yeah, seems like the "No racism" crap is limited to fucktards who say shit like "niggers out" guess regular posters can be bigots if it's posted slightly less obviously. icon_rolleyes.gif

liacon [ban] | Mar 11 08 : 2:51am

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It's called humor. I don't read certain comments because I don't give a shit what a leftist has to say. This site is not for children & I'm againist censorship. I suggest you watch the Flavor Flav roast from Comedy Central. icon_wink.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 11 08 : 7:08am

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ggallin1 on Mar 10 08 : 3:42pm wrote:
I would have poked out a couple of eye holes & left it there...

seeyouafterthegamekobe
HAHAHA! she did! and 5 minutes later she was beaten to death,when someone spun around,noticed her for the first time and shouted KU KLUX KLAN MEMBER IN OUR MIDST! icon_wink.gif

RainyCity [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 3:44pm

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awww not his cum towel LOL

Benis [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 3:49pm

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Well...flinging a towel in someone's face is much better than feces I guess icon_rolleyes.gif

newburghschamp [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 4:04pm

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looks like a poor bootlegging video

TimmerNM [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 6:39pm

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is that his way of inviting them to his room?
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drone [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 7:12pm

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in the face

vergon [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 8:31pm

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somebody kill that nigga icon_evil.gif

Earth Nelson [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 9:09pm

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Victimizing the ladies one at a time, each with an individualized form of humiliation.

ChouXtreme [ban] | Mar 10 08 : 9:28pm

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But why? icon_cheesygrin.gif

grimaceivxx [ban] | Mar 11 08 : 12:46am

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cold blooded...

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darkangelicdust [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:06am

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icon_question.gif id guess you would have to be high to find that funny

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 1:51pm

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it took my 26 times a review on this video to see what was going on...damn

TPL [ban] | Mar 13 08 : 12:23am

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Iverson is the Man, VA all the Way. For real though, other than Shaq, the last of the great generation have all but retired. MJ, Magic, Malone, Chamberlain, Moses, etc.. Dream Team Forever, These current fools can't even manage an Olympic Medal, which is downright pitiful. They play with a spoiled attitude, with little regard for true pride, and wanting to represent their Country, and the Game.

jcp517 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 8:57pm

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Better than getting a huge c**k in her ass.

KITANA_LEE [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 6:29pm

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LOL

jrcanary [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 1:56am

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Teddy Bundy kicked ass

awwhellnogadammit [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 9:47pm

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