Comments - Ms Philippines Was Tragically Born Without a Brain

category: Funny | views: 65035 | posted on: 03/12/2008

What a shitty time to realize you have no family and were actually sold into sex slavery at age 7.

Soryon [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:08am

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a loss of confidence and no brain... i smell a wizard of oz sequel brewing.
and since she has no brain i think i can fill her head up with something else atleast.

liacon [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:11am

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Hot chicks don't need to be hot. I've never heard anyone say, wow look at the brain on the chick. icon_wink.gif

liacon [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:40am

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Typo: the second hot was suppose to be "smart". icon_redface.gif
I was distracted by the hot chick.

Soryon [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:48am

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haha ya, last time i saw a hot chick that wasnt hot, i was hammered. and then ashamed the next morning.

Dobermann [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 1:25pm

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Yeah, wasnt that bad and shes gorgeous. And most of the times this girls are not stupid, just young and under more stress and tension than most of us could take. Believe me, i've dated some of them. icon_stoned.gif

liacon [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:30pm

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Oh you poor guy, had to date a hot chick. icon_wink.gif
I don't want to brag but I've banged women 3 times this size. icon_smile.gif

nukemm3333 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:45pm

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Fat women give the best head because they're really hungry....

watchamakalit [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 12:36pm

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i agree 100% icon_beer.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:22am

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Woah, hold the phone! There are ones WITH brains! Anyone know where I can Part exchange the wife? icon_beer.gif

Anne Robinsons knickers [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:29am

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She needed a stiff one before she went on so she could calm her nerves

Incarnate [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:36am

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I got a big sti....aw, that's too easy

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:40am

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Big stiff moustache - there said it for you!! icon_beer.gif

Incarnate [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 12:50pm

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thx LG! icon_cheesygrin.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:30am

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poor guy,he was a lady-boy and the fact he couldnt itch his balls threw his concentration!

Komodo [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:32am

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Horrid.

Werby [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:40am

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She was confused because she was puting more thought on keeping her dick tucked between her legs.

Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:52am

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She should do a head to head with miss teen carolina
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11880832...usly_ Dumb_Chick

madadam80 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:46am

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or a back to back icon_twisted.gif

nando22 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 4:58am

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can i just blow the judge now icon_beer.gif

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:00am

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Hey....if someone asked my about my "PAMILLY" i would aslo not have anything to say.... icon_beer.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:06am

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"My family taught me...when doing bukkake, don't wipe your face 'til everyone done. icon_stoned.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:08am

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Typical woman talking and really saying nothing... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

newlz [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:18am

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liacon on Mar 12 08 : 6:40am wrote:
Typo: the second hot was suppose to be "smart". I was distracted by the hot chick.
Your the type of guy that has a hard time eating and reading at the same time. Its ok take your time fella.

Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:20am

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She's an airhead and a ladyboy.
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Okay, so what's the judge's excuse for being a scary-ass old tranny who can't speak English either?

canillo [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:26am

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hahaha shes like blond people dont think

darkangelicdust [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:28am

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icon_rolleyes.gif learn english

DramaTim [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:32am

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It's more important to learn how to handle the pipe first ask en jaywest icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:31am

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as dumb as she is, she could give me some brain.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:33am

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SHE ONLY 17?!?!?
I've been shopping for a mail order bride too!
Stick a stamp on her & send her to me!

molezther [ban] | Mar 13 08 : 2:00am

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Im not surprise you needed to order a bride she's stupid but im pretty sure you cant afford her sicko!!

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:36am

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Runs in the family, huh Kyo?




(I'm really really sorry... I couldn't help that icon_redface.gif )

secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:42am

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I knew the blondes would someday find, tag, and tape a brunette that made them look smart.

handysamm [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:47am

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:eek Maybe she was the one who hung herself in that other vid! Here's to hoping! icon_beer.gif -

Jaro [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 5:58am

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I dont think she is stupid. Her main problem is that she has limited english vocabulary, It is hard to look inteligent when you know only 100 english vocables. Just try to speak spanish in front of million people, you would look stupid too icon_frown.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:38am

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I'm willing to bet her tongue is fluent in the international language of 'love'. icon_surprised.gif

Azuredrake [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:00am

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Why the hell do they let them speak anyway?

mazoku [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:03am

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"What role did your family play with you to be bitten bitty-bitty-bitty penis?"
Huh?

melissakos [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:06am

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I also think it's a language problem. Plus, she's much cuter than miss S.Carolina and much less bored-looking. AND had the courage to apologise. So no harm done. Call me, baby.

secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:11am

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Lead poisoning?

gil69 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:18am

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melissakos on Mar 12 08 : 8:06am wrote:
Call me, baby.
Hey Baby... icon_wink.gif

Fadeproof [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:29am

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Unlike Miss South Carolina I actually feel bad for her, but not because of her limited English but because they showed the reaction shot of the other contestants one girl mouthed the word "wow". That basically summed it up pretty well. Plus she's 17, and when I was 17 I was hanging out in a park getting drunk. I didnt start participating in beauty pagents until I finished 2nd in the Community Chest pagent. All my rivals had to pay me 10 dollars so it was worth it.

AwfulShowKeyz [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:33am

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I think David Spade nailed it on the head when he said "Are you talking"??

Calang [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 6:56am

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Her mom got hit by a car while walking in the street with a red umbrella. Her dad passed out in front of a store because the price of an eggroll went up ten cents. Her sister bounces on a ball for men's entertainment, and her brother just got fucked up by his opponent's teacher. Sheeeeeit, I wouldn't have anything to say either.

sapothedude [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:04am

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Ellzee [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:08am

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Wow icon_redface.gif

PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:30am

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well let's see how far her looks can get her in life.she's really hot.she doesn't need english in my bed.i usually create my own language while i'm fucking.-6 before the day is over.

MightyMic [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:40am

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wow... that first fake laugh was more awkward than when i went to school with no pants on... damn...

loco_uno_bonn [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:51am

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oh man why r u guys like that its not that like we are pilipinos it doesnt mean we cant speak ur language man! icon_frown.gif u guys know waht? pilipnos many language dope asses ! oh man she s just nervous its a big conf. she nervous of all the people there hey guys can any of u speak 9 language at a time? no u dont but we pilipinos can dope asses! dont be to racist of what u are man!

talltee19 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 7:53am

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lol, for a second i thought she was gonna run off the stage crying..but she could be apart of my family any day.. icon_cheesygrin.gif

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zykron [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:49am

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What the fuck is up your ass dude?
There's no racism intended or stated in the title, geesh!
Talk about being defensive, the video isn't even talking about slavery...
In short: You're waaaaaaaay off topic. icon_redface.gif icon_evil.gif

zykron [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:08am

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And you're gone... come back when you lose the attitude.

rascoil [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:47am

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So in other words you are saying you like those Phili chicks with dicks? Hey If that is your bag, have at it. But when you get some unknown shit growing on your sack. I told you so. Just remember that. So go and smoke some more crack and go rub some more philis o the back. Because from what I can see your now more then an nut sack. icon_stoned.gif

BEERMAN [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:07am

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WOW !!!! Perfect wife material - nice bod, pretty face, no brain - just keeps her mouth open and giggles - LUV TA HAV THEM LIPS WRAPPED ROUN MY DICK !!!! icon_surprised.gif icon_surprised.gif icon_cool.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

rascoil [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 11:01am

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The sad part is She/He has more then likely got a bigger pecker then you. icon_eek.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif Its ok, it will were off. That is a dude, dude. icon_stoned.gif

Heywood Jablowme [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:30am

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Hot chicks end up old and ugly.....look at the former Penthouse pet of the Year on Big Brother....WOW!

8039 [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:37am

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Her cute personality makes up for her inabilty to express herself in english, miss carolina just makes me sick with her inabilty to see how retarted she is, seen her second video? she sounds even more retarted.

minusbrain [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:47am

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live_in_prison on Mar 12 08 : 10:04am wrote:
THE VIDEO DISCRIPTION HAS TOUCH OF RACISM TO FILIPINO PEOPLE. WHAT THE FUCK NT KNOW ABOUT SLAVERY IN THE PHILIPPINES? FOR SURE NT STAFF WHO POSTED THIS VIDEO HAS NO SELF RESPECT AND PRACTICE HYPOCRICY. OR MAY BE THE MOS WANTED PHEDO ON EARTH. NT QUOTE Racism, spam and other trolling will result in permanent ban. F U C K Y O U !
I dont think you know the definitions of racism and slavery. Or hipocrisy. Actually I'm pretty sure you just mashed on your keyboard in a free online translator and then posted the results here.

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minusbrain [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:53am

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Yes, that is what I said. Are you half-retarded?

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CuteSomedays [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:59am

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I'm so sorry....Yah I'm so sorry you're friggin retarded.

minusbrain [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 8:59am

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Are you a failing troll, or did God send you to make my day absolutely fucking hilarious with your unequivocal stupidity?

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minusbrain [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:08am

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Interesting theory. I like your avatar by the way.
Can you tell me something? [removed] your real e-mail?

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zykron [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:26am

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C'mon, don't post each other's emails on the video pages, any idiot on here could then email you and say that it's them.

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TigerWapWap [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:14am

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is dis bitch chinese or wot? icon_stoned.gif

mazoku [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 9:18am

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That wasn't a microphone, that was Kyo.

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mazoku [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:13am

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Not exactly...

zykron [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 10:39am

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I hath been deceived! icon_redface.gif LOL icon_twisted.gif

mazoku [ban] | Mar 12 08 : 1:15pm

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This just got a whole lot uncomfortable!