Comments - Crazy Guy and his Series of Awesome Urban Soccer Goals

category: Cool | views: 98384 | posted on: 03/14/2008

Off the fat woman's tits, over the homeless man's cart, through the shark aquarium and into the lady in blue's open vagina. Ready, go.

English_Men_Stink [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:10am

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secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:16am

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What the hell is your problem?

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:13am

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So, some soccer stars earn millions and fuck hot pop stars, some are just gay icon_eek.gif

Werby [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:17am

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Nope not to happy even tho that was prity awsome he should be shot dead for wearing them yellow shoes in public.

liacon [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:19am

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Anyone who remembers the Micheal Jordan/Larry Bird commercial will find Scotts comment pretty funny icon_lol.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:31am

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Nothin but net! icon_beer.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:56am

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All for a cheeseburger, too! icon_beer.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:58am

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norm [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:22am

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musta been a dog in his prior life.

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:25am

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English_Men_Stink - is a shit faced cock / who sucks black dick and he don't have a job / He hates on here and he causes us strife / Coz his dad's a gay con - coz his stabbed up his wife / So English is mad with the whole wide world / So he tries to diss us like a dumb little girl / English are cool but he should change his nick / coz he's an inbred, white trash, faggot little prick icon_beer.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 6:21am

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HEY! HE NEVER TOUCHED MY DICK!...... Ok, there was that ONE time in college, but i need the money for books, and he siad i would like it..... I did icon_redface.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:25am

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I think he's out of balls...

Calang [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:28am

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I have never wanted to see anyone get hit by a car this badly.

nando22 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:29am

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god damn he is good at kicking balls

speakmymind [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:29am

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ive alsways wanted to go round paris taking shots at people too

secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:29am

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I heard he's been playing with his balls since he was born. icon_cheesygrin.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:30am

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It takes a lot of balls to do that.

Nina [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:38am

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I have to confess I don't really like soccer at all but damn that was cool. o_O; But I really wonder how many soccer balls he lost doing that... icon_lol.gif

bocaboy12 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 2:56am

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hey whats up 29 m usa ive always wanted to meet someone from finland! reply if you want to, hope to hear from you soon!

Stagg [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:46am

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He forgot the note at the end.
*This video took 8 years of takes to make. Thank you.

Richiestarr [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:53am

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He's so talented,hope some football scout discovers him

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 4:54am

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One of the most entertaining vids ever on NT...but I have a hard time placing the team he plays for, I don't recognize the uniform...maybe the Londonderry Gay-Blades??? icon_cool.gif

m1ck3y_P [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:00am

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yo if he pulled that shit with a police van in america he'd get his ass tased n mased lmaooo that curl shot of the total 90 sign on the lampost was amasing!

God Sea [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:06am

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He likes to rub his balls on things..

SHREK58 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:10am

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Pretty impressive ball work. Maybe he should come to America to a biker rally and give that a try? (somehow I don't think he would make it past puting stickers on their bikes)

mazoku [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:12am

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Before post-production the video was actually 10 hours long. His fail in total was 9 hours 56 minutes and 39 seconds.

nothingtoxicsuck [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:12am

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DoubleD [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 11:09am

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At least let us see what he posted (even if it was deleted,),wheres the freedom of speech !
Damn it

COMBAT18 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 11:15am

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Where is the free speech? Not in Canada, that's for sure.
Google: Ezra Levant, Paul Fromm, CHRC, Richard Warman, Canadian Human Rights Commission and of course, 'Free Speech in Canada.'

Toxic [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 11:30am

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go away, I own you and your 1 braincell

timma [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:18am

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Could we get him to come to america and go for , officer Rivieras car thing, skateboarders (cause their small an quick not cause I hate em'), some papparazzi, and Paris hilton (please).

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:28am

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That took balls!

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:30am

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Yeah nothingtoxicsuck. I stink. I stink of skunk coz I smoke so much of that fluffy green shit. Why do you have Eisteins head as your avi? There's no way you have an IQ over 1.

NUIYZ [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:31am

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the foot work took years to develope.
the running away came naturally.
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Tapeworm [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 12:58pm

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...after ringing all those door bells. icon_biggrin.gif

sapper420 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 1:16pm

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Lol, ummm I think it was a referance to France during WW II

talltee19 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:36am

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he has a thing for balls.. icon_neutral.gif

Mad X [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:43am

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The sport is FOOTBALL!
Your American F....... is a very tiny dwarf in comparison.

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 7:03am

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Ah yes, intolerance..it's a beautiful thing...you will have a hard time in life trying to correct all that you deem important...most of us regulars understand and appreciate the differences between the UK and the US...language and such, the real dwarf here I'm afraid is your narrow view, and possibly your penis,,,,,,,,,,justguessi ng icon_rolleyes.gif

ricos [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:47am

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his name is Remi gaillard , he's french. If u like this clip come and see a lot of funny thing on his website : http://www.nimportequi.co m u'll laugh !!!

canillo [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:48am

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now he can go to Brasil

Line247 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 5:53am

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Toxic [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 6:12am

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HAHAHA its been a long time since a vid really made me laugh:D:D
This was a good one!
beer for everybody!
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God Sea [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 6:28am

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He knocks out more of those than he does with his hand..

Ellzee [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 6:33am

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For his next target English_Men_Stink's head icon_cool.gif

Farvs [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 7:08am

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Remi sure enjoys playing with his balls in public icon_beer.gif

Some of those shots were awesome!

themadcowdisease [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 7:28am

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thats fukin funny too bad he didnt kick the ball at the kid on the bikes head icon_lol.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 7:29am

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The shot at the end made me laugh the hardest. This vid was fucking sweet. icon_beer.gif

jeffreyjames58 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 8:12am

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As much as I hate soccer, I chuckled at the end of this vid icon_lol.gif

Jaro [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 8:15am

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I remember this guy from eurosport. His name is Remi Gaillard, is a french impostor. Just watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=KXsY2r1_9C0

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 8:42am

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Funny as hell, I love shit like this....thanks for posting it...piss your pants funny... icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 8:29am

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Is it just me, or is this guy a little off his rocker?!?!
I think his daddy put a target on his mother's stomach & give HER a nice kick!
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en jaywest [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 8:48am

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its gotta be the shoes.

Greener [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 9:01am

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its called football not soccer !!!!!!!

higgy [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 9:16am

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That shit was hilarious! I loved when he hit the guy on the bike.

kpearson [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 9:20am

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That was cool but you'll never get me to a soccer game soccer fans are fucking crazy!!! I mean how many people have died at soccer events?Lawnmower racing is more my style 70mph on a john deer whee whooo i guess us rednecks are crazy as hell too icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

madadam80 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 9:35am

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it's godda be da shoes

Evangelist - evils agent [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 9:36am

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That wasn't impressive you should have seen my girlfriend when i forgot her birthday....she kicked my balls all round the house icon_sad.gif

madadam80 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 9:44am

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that dancing baby is really scary! ! icon_redface.gif It's rEalLy fReaKiNg ME OUT!!!! icon_cry.gif icon_cry.gif

madadam80 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 9:51am

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why, Richiestarr, why would you do that to all of us icon_cry.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 10:02am

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He has got mad skill too bad it's all street game

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 10:03am

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Greener on Mar 14 08 : 11:01am wrote:
its called football not soccer !!!!!!!
Lighten up dude, this is an American web-site and here in the states we call it soccer....and when those in the rest of the world say football, I know what they are referring to.... no big deal.......Jesus, get a life icon_cool.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 10:08am

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Just for comparison, UK-ers go out and smoke a fag, and over here in the US, to smoke a fag means some limp-wristed faggot is gonna' get shot..but we each know what the other guy means.. icon_lol.gif

rimmelfarb [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 10:39am

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word, da bomb. No one gets upset when apartment is used instead of "flat" or cookie instead of "biscuit" Here Greener have one of these icon_stoned.gif and also a icon_beer.gif These are universally known icon_beer.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 11:38am

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Thank you, I must have had a bad dream last nite....(puff-puff).....t here, that's better icon_stoned.gif

Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 10:11am

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If caught, He will be the first person arrested, for kicking he's balls around..

ThE_sAvAgE_hYeNa [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 10:30am

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I can't believe he fooled all you guys...He drank a can of powerthirst before the vid....SPORTS 'ARRGGHHH' SPORTS

mcdeez [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 10:39am

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OK, kicking the ball to hit target across the street, take 546 icon_rolleyes.gif
the bike trick made me laugh tho

Keith [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 10:53am

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If there were as many people doing this as there are skaters, you'd hate these guys more.

Yakuza-Irezumi [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 11:35am

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PCP hit France like Hiroshima.

mercus11 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 11:45am

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howd he get all the balls back

sapothedude [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 12:59pm

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Raptor [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 11:57am

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omg thats so crazyyy xD

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 11:58am

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I wanna glue one of those target stickers on his head. icon_beer.gif

Alpha07 [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 12:15pm

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that guy who ran from the ambulance ran as though the football (US: Soccer Ball) had gone up his Arse... thats "Ass" to you Americans.... icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 14 08 : 12:15pm

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