His trophy wife of a mother is going have to take his medical bill out of her weekly enema fund

I WANTED TO SEE HIS FACE, I THINK HE GOT A BLOODY NOSE.

Who didn't see that coming?

i pray that the dipshit never has children. imagine the next generation of fuck ups he can create

what the frick did he expect to happen?

Had he played a simple game like "Breakout" growing up like the rest of us...he would have learned the importance of "angular deflection". ...and mom always said video games were pointless.

funny how that stuff never works out