Comments - Unsuspecting Cop Giving a Ticket Gets Nailed by a Car

category: Accidents | views: 38743 | posted on: 03/15/2008

When I'm getting a ticket, no one ever runs the cop over. Life isn't fair.

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 4:19am

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someone needs to chase that guy down..................... ...and give him a MEDAL!

liacon [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 4:23am

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This guy still owes me for the ticket I saved him. You can send the medal to my shoutbox Diz. icon_cheesygrin.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 4:52am

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liacon on Mar 15 08 : 6:23am wrote:
This guy still owes me for the ticket I saved him. You can send the medal to my shoutbox Diz.
CHEERS PAL,i sent the medal to your shoutbox,with a couple of ''EXTRAS''

hereimis [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 4:34am

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If you listen closely, he was calling for backup from the cop named "dude"!

watchamakalit [ban] | Mar 16 08 : 1:12am

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i actually thought one dude was getting head from his buddy and calling him dude
icon_beer.gif either way makes my day for all the money i owe them and time i have to spend going to dui classes icon_cool.gif

john_schouten [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 4:34am

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theres a joint in the center of the camera.....they're proberbly smoked it afterworth icon_stoned.gif

kdt55 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 4:37am

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He sounds like he's busting a nut. Seriously, listen to him after the whole wreck deal. "AHHH, Ahhh, yeah, AHHH" I know I'm not the only one who hears it.

Uglyduck [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 4:46am

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Yeah, I'm with you on that one - even the witness says "someone's coming". so I guess he was OK...

nando22 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:05am

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nothing was stoping the cop from giveing the guy a ticket except the 4000 pound vehicle and the grim reaper

liacon [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:32am

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Hey it's my job icon_twisted.gif

GymRat [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:33pm

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liacon on Mar 15 08 : 7:32am wrote:
Hey it's my job
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That was sweeeet bro.

SHREK58 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:24am

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Props to the Officer for keeping his composure. I would have let out an extremely loud string of profanity that would have all been neatly captured on digital audio for the viewers on NT to comment on how unprofessional I was.

iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:36am

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wow, at one point you can see the camera go right up to the cop.

Calang [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:46am

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The guy getting the ticket was too nice, I would have been like "so you want to give me a ticket huh motherfucker? What? I can't hear you! I bet you give three fucks about your bullshit quota now!".

Dobermann [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 10:50am

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...and then you stuck the bunch of tickets in his mouth and take off. icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:12pm

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Yeah, something like that icon_beer.gif

Gplanet [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:52am

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liacon on Mar 15 08 : 7:32am wrote:
Hey it's my job
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metoxic [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:55am

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He must have seen Jeff Bridges driving the car icon_rolleyes.gif icon_stoned.gif

johnnylaw [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:58am

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Seriously, you guys/ladies, on a regular basis, crack my ass up. I tell my friends to check this site out where you can view all this carnage and then laugh yourself silly. Outstanding! kdt55, I replayed it and I swear I've heard the same voice, inflection and all in a cheesy porn. Not much difference between ecstasy and agony. I'm either easily amused or you moco locos are genius in your own right. Probably easily amused. - icon_cheesygrin.gif

guyindyersburg [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 6:10am

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he should have given him a break for having to drive a 96 honda anyway!!

kpearson [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 6:14am

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hey!!! that cop said dude!!! at the 30 sec mark haha times of change icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 6:17am

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Bad enough he got hit by a car, did the guy have to butt-rape him, too? (ohh, uhh, ohh du-u-ude!) icon_stoned.gif

guyindyersburg [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 6:19am

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where do i find an avatard???

Calang [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 6:42am

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You need to go west about six miles, when you come to the fork in the road take the left road. You're going to pass a bridge and some hills. About a mile down that road there's a BP gas station to your left and a McDonald's to your right, turn right at that intersection, about a quarter mile down that street you're going to start to see signs that read "avatards this way". You're going to look for a big red brick building with a sign that says "avatards" on your left. There's plenty of free parking so don't worry. You can pick up your "avatard" there on the second floor in suite 501. Make sure you bring $12.50 to cover the cost of the "avatard" license. You'll also need two forms of I.D. to prove that you are in fact "guyindyersburg". They require I.D. now because of all the identity theft going on. After that you can pick out the "avatard" you like from a huge selection in their showcase.

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:15am

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Calang on Mar 15 08 : 8:42am wrote:
You need to go west about six miles, when you come to the fork in the road take the left road. You're going to pass a bridge and some hills. About a mile down that road there's a BP gas station to your left and a McDonald's to your right, turn right at that intersection, about a quarter mile down that street you're going to start to see signs that read "avatards this way". You're going to look for a big red brick building with a sign that says "avatards" on your left. There's plenty of free parking so don't worry. You can pick up your "avatard" there on the second floor in suite 501. Make sure you bring $12.50 to cover the cost of the "avatard" license. You'll also need two forms of I.D. to prove that you are in fact "guyindyersburg". They require I.D. now because of all the identity theft going on. After that you can pick out the "avatard" you like from a huge selection in their showcase.
HAHAHA! bro i laughed till i couldnt breathe and i had tears in my eyes as i gasped for some lifesaving air! if i died,i would've died happy! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:35pm

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Well I'm glad you didn't die because we need people like you, so that we can point the finger and say, "take a look at the bad guy!".
Cheers icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 16 08 : 4:02am

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Calang on Mar 15 08 : 9:35pm wrote:
Well I'm glad you didn't die because we need people like you, so that we can point the finger and say, "take a look at the bad guy!".
Cheers
HAHAHA! my avatars got a look on her face like she aint been focked for months mane! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif
(scarface)

OrangeSunset [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:26am

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Best comment ever!

mindfodder [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:45am

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That's phenomenal, dude! I asked the same question a week or so ago. Well done!

Justindude [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 8:55am

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, holy shit man, that was funny. avatard

Tapeworm [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 3:10pm

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If your going to lay it on, lay it on real thick. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:48pm

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OrangeSunset, I totally disagree, but thanks.
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Mindfodder, I'm glad you found the place, used mapquest didn't ya?
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Justindude, cheers.
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Tapeworm, is there any other way?
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One More Time [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 9:58pm

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hilarious!! and dude thats one big can of "whoop ass"!!

mazoku [ban] | Mar 16 08 : 3:52am

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tl;dr

Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 6:27am

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"AHH, FUCK!" Ah fuck is right. I do not know how the fuck someone hits a parked car like that icon_stoned.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 6:37am

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Repeated word of the word "dude" Maybe Riviera was his ex-partner icon_biggrin.gif

guyindyersburg [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 6:52am

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hey, thats just right down the road....brb!

Calang [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:20pm

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Cheers sport icon_beer.gif

MistaX [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:11am

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well I guess no ticket today huh officer icon_smile.gif

FireWaia [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:13am

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It sounded like a bowling-arcade. And is that him flying away up into the left? Ouch. icon_eek.gif

www.myspace.com/mexborough [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:24am

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If that had been me lying there mumbling after being twatted by a vehicle, some cop would've pulled up and charged me with being drunk n disorderly. What happens on the force stays on the force. Fookers! icon_frown.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:51am

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thats why cops are going to the passenger side window now...it seems safer.

Meconium [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 8:31am

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That cop was probably high anyway. WHen he got hit he was like, "Dude!! ah ! DUde man! man dude. icon_stoned.gif

Mr_Mortimer [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 8:41am

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I click on the vid but get no picture only sound . Cop Get's nailed was the title, Wonder what that about i thought then the sounds "oh ah ah oh dude" Whats going on here i wondered then "someones coming" great i thought the money shot hoping the picture came back up, Then i hear " i seen the whole thing" gets better a bit of voyeurism, then the pic came up and to my disappointment it was not the holy grail of porn but a cop being plowed down, Maybe next time icon_beer.gif

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 8:55am

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is that guy in pain ?...or is he making his girl give him a quick blowjob...because that moaning sounds like his jacking off on the girls face...

Benis [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 9:20am

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You can't blame the guy for wanting to finish.

God Sea [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 9:16am

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He liked the feeling of being hit by the car thats why he was moaning like that

talltee19 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 9:33am

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he is a wanker in distress..wanking any time he can.. icon_cheesygrin.gif

rascoil [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 10:06am

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That sucks, icon_eek.gif

surferflyer [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 10:15am

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more better video on www.kgw.com...this is a Hillsburro City Police officer(town is about 25 minutes from Portland, Oregon.

NEMISIS [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 11:36am

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ha ha owned bitch!!! icon_twisted.gif

mixer800 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 11:52am

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seriously.... all you idiots act as if you hate cops. And why? Because hating cops is cool huh? You idiots... The guy was doing his job thats all. NEMESIS YOU GOT OWNED!!!! IDIOT

Tapeworm [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 2:18pm

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Nah, We hate cops because they hate everyone. icon_biggrin.gif

Earth Nelson [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 12:15pm

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I hope I sound like that tonight...only without the "dude" part and someone "seeing the whole thing." icon_smile.gif

red1027 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 12:17pm

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are you ok...dude

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 12:46pm

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i sounded the same way after i had sex with my girl last night... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 1:38pm

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Cop a loada that!

zykron [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 2:03pm

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icon_confused.gif Was the car alright?

siergio [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 2:56pm

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lol, exactly what my first thought was... icon_biggrin.gif

V.M [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:31pm

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How do you get giftrape? o.o

Necramonium [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:34pm

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goddammed,just when it crashed the video stopped to buffer again icon_evil.gif
and it looks like the bike the officer was riding got hit,when you relook at it you see the camera crashing in to him..

GeniusIQ180 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 5:57pm

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I bet between the groans and the pain - he was writing a new ticket for the person that hit him, thats how cops are.

Nina [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 7:52pm

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Oh fuck dude. Looks like this skateboarder was healed and got a decent occupation. Too bad the CURSE follows them.

Mr. I dont Giva Shit [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 8:55pm

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rookie mistake you pull them over on to the grass..so your not standing in the road didnt ur mama ever teach u to look both ways?

LonelyGirl27 [ban] | Mar 15 08 : 11:51pm

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That's what you get for making small talk on a highway. Take your chit-chat to Starbucks copper!

BoredPerv [ban] | Mar 16 08 : 3:15am

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I hope that driver's infraction gets pardoned to do his concern for the officer.

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 16 08 : 3:26am

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Some people use pigs as targets for bow and arrow practice but looks like they use cars aswell... icon_beer.gif

tenebroust2 [ban] | Mar 16 08 : 8:32am

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Was guy pulled over given a ticket? If not could he drive off?

eddyvlad [ban] | Mar 16 08 : 9:16am

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The cop moans, "Ooohh... ahhh... " and the other guy says, "Someone's cumming". Doesn't seems right.

basith [ban] | Mar 16 08 : 10:04am

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Wow! That's an Exlposive orgasm.

Gromit [ban] | Mar 16 08 : 10:24am

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AHHHHHHH! dude. AHHHHHHHHHHHH dude.

dj_sleevless [ban] | Mar 17 08 : 7:15am

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"When I'm getting a ticket, no one ever runs the cop over. Life isn't fair." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

reabymike [ban] | Mar 17 08 : 12:58pm

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