Great faceplant. Well done.

yea and dont you just love it when they wanna but they try to act like there laughing.

Try it off the top of the building next time....

i think they call that move the flying frog (i think he was french)

0/10, i still think christopher reeves was a better superman................. .

that was like 4 kinds of funny

I don't understand why he started to swim? Maybe he wet his pants so much he thought he could slow himself down with a doggy paddle?

didn't we see this guy tumble into a cement wall the other day?

They're not French, they're German... Seems like he stopped hailing Hitler and started a new hobby.

German technology is superb, German intelligence.....?

would anyone care if he didnt fuck it up?

I thought the end was fucking awesome

Hey! There's no water down there!

i wonder what would've happened when he slipped down and was thinking his is my life i need to find a girl

He was thinking "everyone was right, I AM a prick" and "OK this is gonna hurt, mustn't cry"

Lessons are going well at the German Suicide School

Good thing he was wearing those gloves. He could've been seriously injured.

agreed always use condoms as well

I can't decide what to do; make fun of how they talk or make fun of how stupid they are.

i got lost staring into this little 100 x 100 gif of titties

i just had a colonoscopy
when i left, the doctor winked at me
what's that mean

He needa to see you again for a follow-up

Beerman, we'll need a little more info:
1. Did the exam take place in the backseat of his Honda Civic or in a stall at the airport?
2. Did the sedative consist of two shots of Jagermeister and a shared pitcher of Budweiser?
3. Was the digital exam protracted and accompanied by light kisses on your neck and ears?
4. Did the endoscope have a warm, fleshy feel to it?
5. Was the physician's diagnosis rendered orally?
6. Did the air insufflation release seem rather light and somewhat gelatinous?
And lastly, did this happen last night, it is Sunday morning?

I hope he doesn't need a second opinion. That would be a pain in the ass.

What was my plan! What was my plan!!!

For some reason this vid reminds me of humpty dumpty..

I think he's in more trouble than he thinks.

He's probably gonna die in 15 minutes from internal bleeding.

Haha Well Done, I could have sworn he could fly. Try again next time.

he tried gettin high with the wrong grass..
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(im gone)

big deal, he wanted a taste of that grass, remember vegetarians eat grass also...

he was falling and crawling/swimming at the same time.

at least he is wearing some sort of body armour..what were those, baseball glovles?

He needs to land on his neck. Better luck next time.

hahaha jackass

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THANKS GUYS - I FEEL SSOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER NOW !!!!

(bunch'o pervs)

Welcome to the colonoscopy club, another one of life's little indignities.
Here's a few St Patty's Day Eve to you. Erin go brea!

The audio sounds like they all in the shower strokeing each others luffe faffas

Yep jumping off bridges always goes right

this happened in LEMMINGton spa..... [this crap pun will only just make sense if ur knowledge of interbred british towns is up to scratch and even if it is it still wont be funny]

It is and it is.

Next time he should jump into a dumpster

Allah loves anal creampies.

they talk different thin americins

Check point reached!
Not ONlY does he fail at life.
He even proved he fails at landing on his 2 feet.
Now that he reached this check point.
He will commit suicide as soon as possible.
He proved himself and his maties.

Do we show enough appreciation for dumb asses like this? Without them, this site would suck and would only be filled with depressing murder and chicks who almost get naked but not quite.

with a face like that, it was the right thing to do

look out steven seagal.....there is a new mediocre badass in town

never had a chance....

I think he thought he was Peter Pan and could fly, "Look Wendy I broke my ASS"

He`s from a part of Holland we try to sell to Belgium.
But they don`t wanna even have it for free !!!

he made a better jump that the fat whore!

nice. looks like sky diving.

Ahhhh he lived.

I think I know why lesbianism is on the rise. What chick in her right mind would fuck a tard like that. YO!!!

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reminds me of myself rofl, althought this guy's fuck ups are funnier, he looked like he jumped right off that bridge, EMOO!!!

without these kinds dumbasses around the world would be boring.