The Stupidest Yet Most Amazing Invention for a Dog Ever

Norm's master found an ingenious way to keep him amused between No Tox updates.

Its great, but theres only one problem, nobody's dog is gonna put it back in the contraption after the first go around.... I love NT

well, at my age, an electric back scratcher would be nice.

And some flea powder...

Hey Norm, when you get one of these make sure you owner doesn't let the baby play with it! I could see him losing a hand & we all knows who would get the blame!

Maybe some charcol biscuits for those evil doggy smells. I should know, we have 6 now, enough to gas out any house. No need for the pest controller where we live.

WTF? great invention,but it didnt look that safe with all the wires exposed,if the poor mutt gets caught up in that and electrocuted you might end up with a flying hot dog!

I wonder if it plays only classical music or if you can put mp3s on it...

why was you thinking the same thing as me?
that it should be playing hardcore jungle drum'n'bass?

The dog built that one himself.....next he'll make a beer dispenser for his owner

thats cool what a eager dog i do not think my dog would go for it

This is the coolest invention this year!
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It shoots balls to amuse your dog.
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It makes noise to frighten her cat.
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It plays piano concertos.
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...with a little tinkering and an bigger rubber band you have the greatest Molotov Cocktail auto-launcher ever.

im starting to like your way of thinking

you know, i thought you may have had a valid point in your first comment today (hooligan vid). but now, i believe THIS is why our civilization is in decline. we cant even throw a ball to a dog? that doesnt even require getting off the couch. or turning off "american idol".

You have a point about laziness, however...
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A device like this could be used to entertain a "house dog" (like the one in the vid) when its owners aren't there to play with him.
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Technology isn't a bad thing in itself, it depends on how people use it.
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*continues looking for a bigger rubber band and some glass Snapple bottles*

Clearly you've never had a dog that can do this ball fetch thing like, forever. It's like the dog has batteries in it. No human being has the stamina or the patience to throw a ball for a dog for 2 hours straight. But a machine does.

TOTALLY AGREE. SOMETHING THAT WOULD SCARE MY ROOM MATES CAT AND KEEP IT HIDING ALL DAY...I'LL BUY TWO.

that is awesome

Can it be used to fling that mutt across the room, too?

There's a fine line between genius and laziness.

Its a very blurry line here in America my friend. I can appreciate the device, but come on, dont we even have the time to play with man's best friend?

what kind of lazy dog owner one must be to build a thing like this.... one with a lot of spare time.

The guy who built is too lazy to have sex with his wife anymore - he just puts dog food between her legs and shouts "Fido".

woof woof

if someone adapt that machine to throw beers direct from the fridge this would be the most amazing investion i have ever seem.

You should see the one he built for his Mrs, Every 28 days it.................

Ahh... Truer words like these never get mentioned often. A cold brewski for you, friend.

I have a 3 part comment here; 1.) Dude, I want one even I'm not a dog owner. 2.) Who needs a flying car, THAT'S the most genius thing ever. 3.) I was hoping the kid would put the little dog in it...

I was hoping to see that little dog get airborne too, but alas...

That's just the prototype for the one being built to hurl 55 gal. drums of whoop ass.

later that night the dog had a cardiac arrest after a whopping 103,000 ball throw counts. owner claims, 'i usaly come home and switch it off after work, unfortunately my secretary required me to stay in the office all night'

My dog would destroy that thing somehow. Just like all the toys I've given him, my house, my front yard. They don't tell you at the pound that your adopted dog may destroy everything you enjoy. hahahaha

Since this video was made jerry the dog has gone on to cornor the market in ball launching machinery and servicing of said machines. On his books include- Tom Cruises dog Biffi who spends most of his day chasing a frisbee thrown by a Jerry the dog machine(Pat Pend). Jerry when asked about the success story was unavalible for comment due to him repeatdly chasing a tennis ball

SEE ?? those dogs, they just don''t give a shit about their masters all they need is SOMETHING to throw the ball.... man's best friend for sure

I have three dogs, and only one of them plays ball. The only problem is that my one dog probably wouldn't have the intelligence to use this machine.

thats fukkin bullshit man my dog never brings his ball back, infact i need two balls when were out so i can distract him by throwing one whilst i pick the other up!!!

so no more thumbs down????

If the kid who got beat down in the last vid had one of these shooting turkey legs at that fat ass, he could've talked all the shit he wanted to.

Now we know what to get the dog who has everything.

let me guess....... the owner has eaten the other dogs (ya your next you stupid little terrier) and now his fat fuckin ass can't play with the remaining one..... but wait instead of losing wait i'll just find another infamous fat fuck short cut to life ! ............. watch out kid ... daddy's hungry

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delete this ass ! ^

WARNING: This dog used to be 4 feet tall, those short legs are from him running like that all day! Beware that your dog could end up wearing his legs off too!!!

I wonder how far it could fire the Yorkie.

How lazy do you have to be to not throw a ball 10' for your dog?

maybe the owner has had both hands amputated!
so theres no arm in it!

The owner of that machine is some, most, or all of these 3 things.. fat, lazy, and rich

isn't there a big chance of the dog gettin' caught in the machine, and getting hurt?

Yeah, I would cover all the moving parts.