Comments - Why You Shouldnt Do a Skateboard Trick Near a Street

category: Accidents | views: 65399 | posted on: 03/18/2008

When he inevitably dies at a young age, I hope they get him a shitty tombstone.

Umbrageous [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:15am

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Fucking ABS icon_evil.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:19am

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Just about sums skaters up for me...

If the car ran over his head, his tomb stone would read "Caught some wicked hair, dude!"

Soryon [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:21am

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or... "he rolled right into it"

Tommy69456 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:21am

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This would have been a great vid if it would have gotten a "Warning Graphic" ...

en jaywest [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:20am

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about three more feet and it would have. and the description...."blood and brains everywhere in horrible accident".

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:22am

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I think I saw Rivieri in the background with a little tiny stinger strip! icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:27am

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HAHAHA! 8/10 for the guys drop.......9/10 for that drivers reflexes and 10/10 for that womans stupidity when she asked him ''what is he doing?'' what did she think he was doing? practising for his suicide attempt next week? icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:36am

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"Dude you almost died!" If he did get his head squashed it would have been......"Dude your dead! Your skateboard's mine!"

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:41am

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DiscoBiscuit on Mar 18 08 : 6:36am wrote:
"Dude you almost died!" If he did get his head squashed it would have been......"Dude your dead! Your skateboard's mine!"
and your virginity,as they pulled him into the bushes...... icon_eek.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_cry.gif icon_eek.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_cry.gif icon_eek.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_cry.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 3:16am

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dizdabiz on Mar 18 08 : 11:41am wrote:
DiscoBiscuit on Mar 18 08 : 6:36am wrote:
"Dude you almost died!" If he did get his head squashed it would have been......"Dude your dead! Your skateboard's mine!"
and your virginity,as they pulled him into the bushes......
i think that came out wrong,not your virginity discobiscuit,the skateboarders! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:37am

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Tapeworm [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 12:23pm

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No point in wasting energy getting out of the car for a skater. Just reverse up and run him down properly. that would have twated him good and proper. icon_cheesygrin.gif

TigerWapWap [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 1:34pm

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thats called murder.

Tapeworm [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 1:51pm

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So it is. icon_biggrin.gif

nando22 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:41am

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oops! don't go that way i holp the guy quit thats all for today icon_beer.gif

Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:50am

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There's a huge, wide-open, perfectly paved parking lot for them to skate and instead they pick the one place that will send them straight into traffic.
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Skateboarding: Constant proof that natural selection works.

Jimmy Pop [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:03am

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Damn! He didn't die. I was going to call dibs on his record player.

Iraqnaphobia [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:09am

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.......next time........ icon_twisted.gif

the_outsider [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:14am

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the movie and the world would be much better if the car had hit him

Nina [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:31am

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D00d you almost died LOLOLOL.

NUIYZ [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:32am

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it's a little known fact, that when you buy a skateboard, you must swear to apply absolutly no forethought into how the device is to be used.
it'strue

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:33am

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"Thank you for stopping"...betcha he's alone in that sentiment. icon_twisted.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:58am

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I thought all skater boys were alone...?

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:40am

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WOW! that was GNARLY DUDE! now try it again on the train tracks! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:59am

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too bad he wont learn from this close call. but good for us because we might get to see a really graphic video in a few months. icon_cheesygrin.gif

deleted user [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:03am

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machinedave [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:39am

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i wanna see him do the same trick on I-95...during rush hour

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:40am

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I'm already to get the "Dookie Award" for most negative comments on this one so make it a number worthy of record setting/breaking proportions:
As a former skateboarder (Ol' school/ Tony Hawk years) & my son is also a skater with sponsors & whatnot, I say say what the hell is everyone's problem with skaters. Just some kids having having fun & trying to stay out of trouble! If they were dealing drugs, carrying guns, robbing, stealing, etc. I could understand the public outcry to have them executed. But all they do is skate & the only people they hurt is themselves trying to get better! If cities would build parks to contain them we wouldn't have the problems we have like the one we just saw!.... Just a thought icon_rolleyes.gif

sapothedude [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:46am

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I really really really wanted to see this in the "Shocking" Videos... but...

ramrod452 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:47am

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God, i bet his friends would laugh equally as hard if he got run over. It would look sick in a skate montage

Pumekuhp [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:50am

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Huh huh huh. Dude, you almost died. Wow, man, that was so cool. Try it again! icon_lol.gif

sublimerule [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 7:09am

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no faceplant, no car to the face, no horrible aftermath, no own-factor whatsoever. i feel cheated

MistaX [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 7:17am

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if that dipshit was hit by the car, the driver would have definatly went to jail for no reason even know it was out of his control. so in all retrospect getting out of the car and kicking his ass would've been mandatory icon_evil.gif

God Sea [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:04am

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He's lucky.. this video almost got the "warning graphic" label on it.. but he will live to skate another day icon_beer.gif

minusbrain [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:07am

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Amount of time spent skateboarding is inversely proportional to individual's I.Q.

Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:25am

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Holy shit, he's in two vids on the same day!? First he is getting assulted and now he's bailing on a skate board. icon_stoned.gif

QB [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:37am

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Scared the shit out of him??? How the fuck would she have felt had she hit him?? He fell right in front of her! Fucking idiot

1eyejack [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:39am

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even if his head get squashed there will be nothing to see...it's empty,dude!

zykron [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:42am

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Nice description, Scott.
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Here lies: Local Internet Dumbass
Born: without a brain
Died: everything but a hero.
Cause: Overexposure to internet.
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And now I have to go write something for his tombstone... icon_redface.gif

rascoil [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:52am

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IF I was the driver I would of swerved to the right, just to make a good video for NT. icon_stoned.gif

canillo [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:53am

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1cm more and BLASTOFF icon_twisted.gif

spidey101 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:18am

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god damn it, I wanted blood and lots of it. :(

Toxicity² [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:30am

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Too bad the car wasn't going a little faster and he didn't decide to do that trick a few seconds earlier.

Komodo [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:48am

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They were yelling CAR and he still went for it. They need to slap his ass around a little icon_frown.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:53am

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I don't think near death experiences are that fuckin' funny

rednek1947 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:58am

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Stupid little Homo's and their skate boards. Good thing it wasn't me driving because I probably would have run over his stupid ass and then sued his parents for not having an abortion.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 11:06am

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Did you NOT read my comment above you??!?!? I can't wait for some asshole like you to show up to my door, I'll take his skeatboard & shove it up his ass! then name the trick 540 ass kick!

rednek1947 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 12:36pm

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Show up to your door so your Mom can call you up from her basement where you live. When skateboarders start to respect other peoples property is when they get respect. The little punk in the video was obviously using someone elses property when the video was shot. Your kid is probably a punk too.

etamukuf [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:20pm

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Oh no you didn't. S2H will open up the biggest can of whoopass that you have eva eva seen, dude. icon_eek.gif Gitcha ass up here cuz it's bout to git kicked. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Fearthereaper [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 10:31am

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DUDE I ALMOST DIED! HAHA THATS FUNNY! OMG....Lets go kickflip off a four story building.

reabymike [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 11:10am

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IM A SKATER BOY NOW IM A TYRE BOY AND ILL SEE YOU LATER BOY! icon_cool.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 11:12am

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His friends call him, "roadkill" now. It's more of a term of endeerment though.

Varg [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 12:44pm

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Ha. I hope someone butchers his parents before he gets home.

GeniusIQ180 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 12:48pm

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Maybe he should try roller blading

Necramonium [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 12:58pm

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his tombstone shoud read than:wanted to skate,but was a douchebag...

lonewolf [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 1:11pm

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I was looking forward to the end of that vid... now I just feel cheated icon_sad.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 1:25pm

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would they have laughed if she would have hit the accelerator by accident?lol..

Vamooska [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 1:34pm

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The real shame is that the cops would have taken away his beer for hittin him...oh and of course those hard to get out of the pavement brain stains. Thats sbout the extent of the real damage.

iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 1:39pm

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wow. close to death much?

LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 3:44pm

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that looks like me in football practice icon_lol.gif

rednek1947 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:29pm

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Wow..you sound so ghetto. Turn off your play station 2 and pick up a book cause yo mammy be callin yo up fo sum ribs soon.

indyman911 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:30pm

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WOW! He got a lucky BREAK there. Maybe now he'll think about his actions and try not to SKATE through life. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:44pm

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my car insurance cover skateboards idiots too,so i no do not boder to stop duude.. icon_wink.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif

Meconium [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:09pm

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More computer geeks beating eachother up online

rorge [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:25pm

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love how he says "that shit blows my mind". yeah, it almost did.

TurboGuy [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:04pm

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Too bad the driver didn't swerve to avoid 'him from breeding'.

Don Marciano [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:44pm

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Hit a skater and you get 50 points? or is it 60?

Earth Nelson [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:46pm

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concorde [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 11:36am

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Boys will be boys...

secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 7:17pm

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Damn-it He lived. Proof there is no god.

ledia [ban] | Mar 20 08 : 5:50am

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metoxic [ban] | Mar 24 08 : 4:13am

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That was amazing icon_eek.gif A women noticing someone in the road and using the brakes icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_lol.gif

Tucson [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 11:41pm

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dude, i saw this video like 3 weeks ago

o_ya [ban] | Apr 22 08 : 7:08am

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is this a brakes commercial????

Meowingboxrental [ban] | Oct 19 08 : 1:38am

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Shucks, that's too bad. This had the potential to humorously illustrate natural selection. Educational opportunit