Comments - Why You Shouldnt Do a Skateboard Trick Near a Street
category: Accidents | views: 65399 | posted on: 03/18/2008
When he inevitably dies at a young age, I hope they get him a shitty tombstone.
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:19am
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Just about sums skaters up for me...
If the car ran over his head, his tomb stone would read "Caught some wicked hair, dude!"
Tommy69456 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:21am
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This would have been a great vid if it would have gotten a "Warning Graphic" ...
en jaywest [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:20am
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about three more feet and it would have. and the description...."blood and brains everywhere in horrible accident".
DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:36am
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"Dude you almost died!" If he did get his head squashed it would have been......"Dude your dead! Your skateboard's mine!"
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DiscoBiscuit on Mar 18 08 : 6:36am wrote:
"Dude you almost died!" If he did get his head squashed it would have been......"Dude your dead! Your skateboard's mine!"
and your virginity,as they pulled him into the bushes......
Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:50am
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There's a huge, wide-open, perfectly paved parking lot for them to skate and instead they pick the one place that will send them straight into traffic.
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Skateboarding: Constant proof that natural selection works.
the_outsider [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:14am
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the movie and the world would be much better if the car had hit him
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:59am
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too bad he wont learn from this close call. but good for us because we might get to see a really graphic video in a few months. ![]()
machinedave [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:39am
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i wanna see him do the same trick on I-95...during rush hour
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:40am
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I'm already to get the "Dookie Award" for most negative comments on this one so make it a number worthy of record setting/breaking proportions:
As a former skateboarder (Ol' school/ Tony Hawk years) & my son is also a skater with sponsors & whatnot, I say say what the hell is everyone's problem with skaters. Just some kids having having fun & trying to stay out of trouble! If they were dealing drugs, carrying guns, robbing, stealing, etc. I could understand the public outcry to have them executed. But all they do is skate & the only people they hurt is themselves trying to get better! If cities would build parks to contain them we wouldn't have the problems we have like the one we just saw!.... Just a thought ![]()
sapothedude [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:46am
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I really really really wanted to see this in the "Shocking" Videos... but...
sublimerule [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 7:09am
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no faceplant, no car to the face, no horrible aftermath, no own-factor whatsoever. i feel cheated
minusbrain [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:07am
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Amount of time spent skateboarding is inversely proportional to individual's I.Q.
Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:25am
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Holy shit, he's in two vids on the same day!? First he is getting assulted and now he's bailing on a skate board. ![]()
rednek1947 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:58am
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Stupid little Homo's and their skate boards. Good thing it wasn't me driving because I probably would have run over his stupid ass and then sued his parents for not having an abortion.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 11:06am
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Did you NOT read my comment above you??!?!? I can't wait for some asshole like you to show up to my door, I'll take his skeatboard & shove it up his ass! then name the trick 540 ass kick!
rednek1947 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 12:36pm
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Show up to your door so your Mom can call you up from her basement where you live. When skateboarders start to respect other peoples property is when they get respect. The little punk in the video was obviously using someone elses property when the video was shot. Your kid is probably a punk too.
Fearthereaper [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 10:31am
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DUDE I ALMOST DIED! HAHA THATS FUNNY! OMG....Lets go kickflip off a four story building.
Necramonium [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 12:58pm
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his tombstone shoud read than:wanted to skate,but was a douchebag...
rednek1947 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:29pm
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Wow..you sound so ghetto. Turn off your play station 2 and pick up a book cause yo mammy be callin yo up fo sum ribs soon.
indyman911 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:30pm
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WOW! He got a lucky BREAK there. Maybe now he'll think about his actions and try not to SKATE through life.
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DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:44pm
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my car insurance cover skateboards idiots too,so i no do not boder to stop duude..
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Meowingboxrental [ban] | Oct 19 08 : 1:38am
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Shucks, that's too bad. This had the potential to humorously illustrate natural selection. Educational opportunit

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Umbrageous [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:15am
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Fucking ABS