Comments - The Stupidest Yet Most Amazing Invention for a Dog Ever
category: Cool | views: 62606 | posted on: 03/18/2008
When my dog sees this, he's gonna be begging me for one all year.
Tommy69456 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:15am
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Its great, but theres only one problem, nobody's dog is gonna put it back in the contraption after the first go around.... I love NT
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:06am
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Hey Norm, when you get one of these make sure you owner doesn't let the baby play with it! I could see him losing a hand & we all knows who would get the blame! 
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:17am
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I wonder if it plays only classical music or if you can put mp3s on it...
DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:27am
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The dog built that one himself.....next he'll make a beer dispenser for his owner 
Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:30am
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This is the coolest invention this year!
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It shoots balls to amuse your dog.
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It makes noise to frighten her cat.
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It plays piano concertos.
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...with a little tinkering and an bigger rubber band you have the greatest Molotov Cocktail auto-launcher ever.
en jaywest [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:02am
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you know, i thought you may have had a valid point in your first comment today (hooligan vid). but now, i believe THIS is why our civilization is in decline. we cant even throw a ball to a dog? that doesnt even require getting off the couch. or turning off "american idol".
Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:26am
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You have a point about laziness, however...
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A device like this could be used to entertain a "house dog" (like the one in the vid) when its owners aren't there to play with him.
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Technology isn't a bad thing in itself, it depends on how people use it.
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*continues looking for a bigger rubber band and some glass Snapple bottles*
vulturedoors [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 2:37pm
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Clearly you've never had a dog that can do this ball fetch thing like, forever. It's like the dog has batteries in it. No human being has the stamina or the patience to throw a ball for a dog for 2 hours straight. But a machine does.
HB Red Eye [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 10:18am
TOTALLY AGREE. SOMETHING THAT WOULD SCARE MY ROOM MATES CAT AND KEEP IT HIDING ALL DAY...I'LL BUY TWO.
FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 9:00pm
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Its a very blurry line here in America my friend. I can appreciate the device, but come on, dont we even have the time to play with man's best friend?
the_outsider [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:09am
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what kind of lazy dog owner one must be to build a thing like this.... one with a lot of spare time.
Laughing Gravy [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:14am
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The guy who built is too lazy to have sex with his wife anymore - he just puts dog food between her legs and shouts "Fido". 
the_outsider [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:16am
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if someone adapt that machine to throw beers direct from the fridge this would be the most amazing investion i have ever seem.
sublimerule [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:39am
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later that night the dog had a cardiac arrest after a whopping 103,000 ball throw counts. owner claims, 'i usaly come home and switch it off after work, unfortunately my secretary required me to stay in the office all night'
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:40am
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My dog would destroy that thing somehow. Just like all the toys I've given him, my house, my front yard. They don't tell you at the pound that your adopted dog may destroy everything you enjoy. hahahaha
Mr_Mortimer [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 5:41am
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Since this video was made jerry the dog has gone on to cornor the market in ball launching machinery and servicing of said machines. On his books include- Tom Cruises dog Biffi who spends most of his day chasing a frisbee thrown by a Jerry the dog machine(Pat Pend). Jerry when asked about the success story was unavalible for comment due to him repeatdly chasing a tennis ball
jughead1986 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 6:15am
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I have three dogs, and only one of them plays ball. The only problem is that my one dog probably wouldn't have the intelligence to use this machine.
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let me guess....... the owner has eaten the other dogs (ya your next you stupid little terrier) and now his fat fuckin ass can't play with the remaining one..... but wait instead of losing wait i'll just find another infamous fat fuck short cut to life ! ............. watch out kid ... daddy's hungry
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Have you ever thought of making money without investing a cent?
http://vifor.tripod.com
mrjinglepants [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 7:51am
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How lazy do you have to be to not throw a ball 10' for your dog?
Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 8:21am
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That is pretty cool, but what happens when you walk to the bathroom to take a piss, and instead you get a soft ball to the balls. 
Fearthereaper [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 10:27am
As long as it keeps the pet busy and doesnt disturb me during sexy time.
Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 11:03am
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How do we know that there isn't the smallest man just shooting the ball with a sling shot?
GeniusIQ180 [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:17pm
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If thats the real picture of you - you're in need of a bigger penis.
Azuredrake [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 9:20am
Naw my man, GeniusIQ180 got you on that one. Funny as hell. Sure it's a drawing, but have you ever heard of rotoscoping?
Azuredrake [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 11:27am
What's funny, is that you came on trying to be a hard ass, and fat boy slim there turned it around on you, now you sound like a raving prick troll trying to gain some ground. You'll learn.....
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Umbrageous [ban] | Mar 18 08 : 4:14am
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Norm's master found an ingenious way to keep him amused between No Tox updates.