Comments - Heroic Fat Woman Saves the Day at a Convenience Store
category: Shocking | views: 52611 | posted on: 03/19/2008
40 years of non-stop donut consumption finally paid off.
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WTF? It's not as if the guy was trying to make off with a Rolex....They act like the candy bar or whatever he took was the most important thing on earth. He could have been some crazy fuck with a gun, and that lady's donut fat would've been spattered all over isles 2 and 3.
en jaywest [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:47am
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well, its more or less the principle of the matter. the candy bar he stole was big girls favorite kind, but more importantly, the last one.
Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:34am
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...speaking of which, I wonder (oh yes I do) just why exactly the little thief wasn't arrested by the police.
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He was "banned". Translation: the police showed up, did nothing, and let him walk right out the door, just like he was trying to do in the first place.
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Like I said yesterday, I wasn't picking on the UK at all. We in America have the same fucked up mentality.
newburghschamp [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:38am
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haha he was stopped by an old lady a queer guy with died blonde hair and Rosie O'Donnell, there goes his hood stripes ![]()
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:48am
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What a bunch of dumb ass clerks. Lets risk getting beat the fuck up so we can save some stolen merch for a store owned by a corporation that pays you minimum wage. I would risk getting hurt for my minimum wage job...yeah right. ![]()
Umbrageous [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 6:01am
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Thank you fat people! If we didn't have film of you fighting, running or just generally looking fat, the world would be a duller place ![]()
Azuredrake [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 6:02am
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I'm sure somewhere, at some point,
....cheesburgers had a role in this.
DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 6:38am
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If the donught eating lesbian got that agro with a black dude in the hood.....can you imagine the wrath when you try take one of her donughts? ![]()
dj_sleevless [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 7:06am
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soooo...will it be worth it when that punk comes back and shoots the shit out them 3 dummies over a candy bar? Let em go...live to sell squishys another day.
jughead1986 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 7:11am
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Good for them, they got there chocolate bar back from a young kid that needed the food to survive. Those bitches should get an award. The fat bitch looked like she probably stole hundreds of chocolate bars from that store in the past n e ways.
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I know this is a bit racist (even I can't tell if his black or white but his clothes tell a STYLE) but yeah granny, just push the kid who's prolly armed from head to toe...
...anyway, that chick should be an wrestler.
...and wtf, banned... omg... (sorry I have fever)
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 7:34am
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Poor bastard got BANNED! from the mini-mart! He's really gonna regret the day he fucked around with that clerk! Jeeeeez! ![]()
CuteSomedays [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 9:54am
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Cuz when he decided to grab and go......oh stfu. Commentator annoys the shit out of me.
Fearthereaper [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 11:09am
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Knock that bitch and that old man out, fuck them. They arent cops, They arent security. They dont have the right to stop anyone in that matter, He could of knocked both of those pices of shit out, and nothing would happend to him.
iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 11:52am
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lol after all that the final he got banned from the mini-store. ![]()
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 12:24pm
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haha i love that show, they use the same background music for shoplifting videos as for murders ![]()
The Original Timbo [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 12:27pm
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Thats what you get for wearing a shirt ten times your size...
Shredder649 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 1:28pm
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I've been in the exact same situation. Like 3 years ago I stole a bunch of dvd's from blockbuster(after i took off the magnetic stickers of course). They caught me on camera! They notified the front desk, like right when i was goin for the door. The guy started asking me what i had in the front of my jeans. My heart dropped! About a millie second after he asked I took off out the door like a deer. Outside I ran around the corner, into the alley, hoped the fence, got to a main street and hoped on a bus that was there just in time for me. It was like the biggest rush ever. Scary but fun! This guy hesitated too much at the door.
Dudwood Fudwood [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 2:10pm
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Did you see the bit where he quickly realised that there was no way of breaking free from the womans powerful headlock? ![]()
LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 2:41pm
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fat bitch to the rescue eh...thats another advantage of being fat....your fatness blocks the feeling NERVOUS...thats why she says shes not nervous...well... ![]()
Erk-n-Jerk [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 3:34pm
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As a youth i did a lot of shoplifting and i would be damned if some concerned citizen was going to stop me. He could have escaped. he's a bitch.
indyman911 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:00pm
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I laughed at the 1:32 mark. "He was trying to pull himself out and it was hard yanking him in." uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
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DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:19pm
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hey lady can you turn the lights on?? all i see is a lot of blackness everywhere
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BlackJackShalack [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 10:21pm
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The fat women just looked like she was trying to jack his XXXL t-shirt.
Earth Nelson [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 10:55pm
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I'm thinking that fat lady had to pre-soak those panties on her next laundry day.
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Firstly, he hasn't committed any offence. You have to actually leave the store without pay for it to be an offence. At the moment he is just carrying the product in an unconventional way.
Secondly, the offence isn't robbery, it's theft. Robbery is theft with violence.
buggerball [ban] | Mar 20 08 : 3:35am
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So what if Shredder's a thief. Calling him a lowlife is a bit harsh. Petty theft isn't too bad in this day and age. A bit of vandalisim and petty theft to release endorphins - not something I'm worried about. Better than having kids hold it in then it exploding in later life as a more serious crime. If all criminals were mere petty theives, I'd be a happy camper.
WHITEnPROUD2 [ban] | Mar 24 08 : 2:16am
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That is how most of them are...not surprised here.
I thought blacks were so tough nowadays? Nig couldn't even fight off some fat chicks, lol
evilgerbil666 [ban] | Mar 20 08 : 4:07pm
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I rekon the guy must've stole the last box of doughnuts of something, why else would a chunky monkey act so fast? ![]()
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haha banned! that FAT woman isnt a hero she's just simply FAT! she just did what the others were doing but because she was so FAT it worked better
I'm thinking that fat lady had to pre-soak those panties on her next laundry day.
The fat women just looked like she was trying to jack his XXXL t-shirt.
lookyloo62 [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 3:03pm
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I BET YOU ANYTHING ,WHILE THEY WERE HOLDING
THE DUDE THERE,THEY LOST ALOT MORE MERCHANDISE TO THE WHITE CUSTOMERS IN
THERE STEALING, WHILE THEY WEREN'T LOOKING. - ![]()
nosharingplease [ban] | Mar 24 08 : 3:20pm
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minus the 7 black guys i counted, there was only one white WORKER. dumbass. just because some people here are racist doesn't mean everyone has to be
SpinalShank [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 11:21pm
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*after they get the candy bar back the fat-ass eats the evadence and the kid was left go*
i hate white people [ban] | Jun 28 08 : 5:35pm
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he prolly only stole a candy bar....fuck i do it all the time
PlatinumAramis [ban] | Aug 11 08 : 3:51pm
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Been there and held a perp.. got in some quick cheap shots. very cool
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zykron [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:11am
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I like when she gives me a lock in the he...ah, nothing.