Comments - Police Cruiser Gets Covered in Blood After Hitting a Deer

Oh dear.

THERE'S NO MINUS-BUTTON ANYMORE?
thank God! I gonna get positive scores!

ok there is no thumbs down any more but i can still write it

The cruiser was in deer need of service from a local deership.

oh deer. thatll cost some doe to get fixed. probably a couple thousand bucks.

whaaaooooo bodyform.

the deer actally got out the way just in time,but if you look to the left you can clearly see a couple of ugly fat chicks throwing FULLY LADENED TAMPONS! HAHAHA!

Jesus Christ. I am just trying to enjoy a little NT and a glass of wine and now I want to hurl

Poor Bambi....
GOOO DARWIN!!! WOOO!!!!

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too bad the camera went of kilter after that, we missed him tase the deer 5 times for "impeding traffic"

Everytime I hit an old dear, she bleeds like a cunt too.

Deer Chief....

"There Will Be Blood."

dont get it.
daylight.
striaght road.
wasnt chasen anybody.
calls it in, no emotion...hmmm.

Likely reasons this happened:
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1.) The deer tried skateboarding into traffic.
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2.) The deer called this officer "dude" once too often.
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3.) The officer topped up his Dunken Donuts coffee with several ounces of Chartreuse. Deer? Oh... Yeah... Shit... I just hit a deer.

the deer got destroy and i bet the cops did not have to do the clean up

i meant straight. this dog gets confused under stress sometimes.

its ok norm. my dog gets really confused sometimes, especially after he gets done chasing his tail a whole bunch.

u better watch it in the future, the grammar gestapo will take your kibbles.

That's what he gets for being twitterpated.

Well that takes care of breakfast at any rate.

this looks like Resident Evil shit

D'oh! A deer! A female deer!! [Yes, it was on the Simpsons).

Hey wait a minute, Marge said I could say that.....

Bloody Deer.

was that RUDOLPH the RED WINDSCREENED REINDEER?

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Dear Deer, thank you for running out in front of my brand new caddy last year and causing $7,000 in damage. You fucking prick.
Note to self: lobby for extended deer hunting season everywhere.

Guess what's the diner for tonight :)

Shame poor animal.....ok...I'm over it...here's a beer for all NT peeps!

My flu is getting the worst of me so; EW.

I can come over and rub some Vicks VapoRub on your magnificent hooters if that would help...alwaysthinkingofot hers

that wasnt blood, it was the jam out of his donuts

Alien, Alien, Alien oh my bad wrong vid. Sorry.

I bet the repair must have been dear.

Yum, deer milkshake.

2 dears were crossing.. wonder if he hit both of em

The poor deer

Iv'e cleaned up enough blood at work.Good luck cleaning up that mess bleh

how could you call cleaning up blood "work" sounds like a good time

I bet the guys at the station had jokes for a week...

PETA will be mad...

Oh blood comes out of Deer? I thought candy did.

Doh! That's one less guest at the stag party!

Next Time On Cops: A young bunny rabbit holds a store clerk at gunpoint, and a gunbattle between the bear-street gang and police officers ensue!

brutal

I am a DEER SLAYER.MY KILLS ARE AS FOLLOWS
#1 1966 DODGE DART
#2 1971 FORD TRUCK
#3 1982 FORD VAN
AND THE REAL PISSER
#4 2005 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE SPYDER
I hope my deer hunting career is over !

Damn dude! Last year was my first deer casualty and it sucked so bad. The "new car smell" had not yet dissapated when it happened. ...so I feel your pain!

must be hunting season..

now that's a lot of blood.

Bambi got pulverized

looks like the car and the deer had some quick sex

Pig vs. Deer

What's the difference between deer nuts and peanuts. Deer nuts are under a buck!!

i just hit a deer no big deal, is open season anyway...

man datz a roadkill

it sounded like he was crying at the end

I have, no eye dear.

Why did the deer cross the road?
IT DIDN'T.

i once hit a squirrel on my moped! didnt make such a mess for me , im sure it flew up into the the car behind me tho! i dunno i was 2 busy going to get a weed to give a shit!

Nope I lived. Now I know who you are.

NICE ONE!

well i guess i'll have 2 try harder next time, vermin

I hit a moose, a family of raccoons, and a owl all at the same time.. however.. they didn't really explode like that deer did sadly..
I didn't dare step foot outside, as they where staring at me taunting me to come outside.. I just knew they wanted to beat the piss out of me..

chances r then slim and none yall will belive me , BUT im in the process of cooking DEER BURGERS JUST HAD An ERGE , welcome to miassissippi usa
8;30 pm oh well

1 hour later DAM THAT WAS GOOOOOOD
MUSTARD AND ONION ONLY kinda wants me to say HAY GRANPA WHATS FOR SUPPER ( lets see who gets that one )

He hit a large jelly donut.

i heard the Bamby sequel was aiming at a more adult audience but this is ridiculous

i bet the first deer was fucking traumatized. "Jim, Jim, OH FUCK THEY GOT JIM!!!!"

One Buck is going to cost a lot of Bucks to fix.

You wonder why Cop Cruisers arn't convertables.

He must have been looking off to the right, you can clearly see them coming across for a quarter mile!