Comments - Midget Wrestler Slides Across the Ring on his Face

category: Funny | views: 50295 | posted on: 03/19/2008

This is hilarious. Mostly because he can't get on any of the rides at Disney World.

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:02am

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so thats why some of them have big forheads,all the floor cleaning must take its toll! icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

deleted user [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:18am

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en jaywest [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:57am

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thats why dustbusters were invented....

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 6:13am

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en jaywest on Mar 19 08 : 7:57am wrote:
thats why dustbusters were invented....
i hit QUOTE,so your comment should've been there with redsixx's,godknows what hppened there? icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 6:03am

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Red6ixx on Mar 19 08 : 6:18am wrote:
yeah its difficult to reach the hoover handle when your small.
HAHAHA! or he could just use the one in BARBIES PLAYHOUSE!''
it just about his size!........ icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif

Infamous [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:10am

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Do midgets have souls?

zykron [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:14am

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Hiiiiiiii!!
I didn't think that I'd ever see you on to post a few minutes into the updates! icon_twisted.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Infamous [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:19am

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Whenever there are midgets in close physical contact, you know i'll be there.

zykron [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:30am

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The midget just got back to me, he says that your package is still too small. icon_razz.gif icon_twisted.gif

rascoil [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 7:52am

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icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif You looked at his package icon_cry.gif icon_stoned.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 10:42am

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Just little ones icon_cheesygrin.gif

secret_squirrel [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 8:00pm

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icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif Fucker! You made me spit out my drink. icon_beer.gif

Werby [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:20am

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Wow god bless you americans, what next will you invent? the Midget mop is a great idear icon_beer.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:21am

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Short but Sweet... icon_cheesygrin.gif

deleted user [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:21am

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jackrussel01 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:22am

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i got nothing but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

Soryon [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:24am

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as if he wasnt short enuf, he just took another inch off his forhead.

MooMofo [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:25am

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Hey! Someone tell the little guy that this is wrestling, not break dancing!

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:28am

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He can't "Pixie " his nose for a while..... icon_beer.gif

liacon [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:32am

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Being a midget isn't all that bad. Well except for being short and having a small penis. icon_razz.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:36am

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The best thing about having sex with midget chicks is that it makes your penis look huge! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

dunec00n [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:38am

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he's starring in a new show called wee man on ice

Infamous [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:38am

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If anyone knows a good midget joke, post it.
But keep it short.

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 7:54am

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He tried to do a hand stand, but his arms weren't long enough... icon_lol.gif

larryvee [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:40am

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Safe!

sixsixsix [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:40am

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I bet they use climbing gear on step ladders.

nando22 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:50am

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was he waxing his face icon_rolleyes.gif

Chartreuse [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:53am

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The ultimate MMA fighters: Midget Martial Arts.
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Imagine... Kimbo vs. all four of them. icon_cheesygrin.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 4:57am

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his mama always said his big head would come in handy some day. icon_wink.gif

grinder272 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:06am

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just a little skid mark

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:09am

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It's a known fact that "little people" have huge chips on their shoulders.....because they are the first to smell a fart in an elevator, the last ones to know when it's raining, and when they fart they blow dust on their shoes........I'm off to the yellow brick road now.. icon_confused.gif

MetalPSI [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:13am

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Everything is funnier when migets do it.

fakelol66 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:18am

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That's funnier than two Sumo wrestlers with explosive diarrhea. icon_eek.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:20am

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I once kissed a midget ... never thought I'd stoop so low. icon_wink.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:39am

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I threw a drink over an old flame last night!!
She was quite put out. icon_confused.gif

the_outsider [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:23am

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that was fucking amazing.... definitly i will start watching these midget fightg!

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:35am

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He has a normal size girl friend,,,when he's toe to toe his nose is in it, and when he stands nose to nose, his toe is in it icon_smile.gif

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:40am

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He may even be gay, he went into a local bar and kissed everyone in the joint icon_rolleyes.gif

Azuredrake [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:40am

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Shuffleboard anyone??

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:53am

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He learned everything from "The Rock", however, he calles himself "The Pebble".

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 5:56am

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He should audition for the role of Puck in 'A Midsummer Night's Dream.' icon_cheesygrin.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 6:15am

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Yeah!!! His last role was "Slider" in Top Gun. icon_beer.gif

Krokodil [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 6:03am

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I'm higher than them icon_stoned.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 6:26am

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He'd be the envy of breakdancers everywhere after revolutionizing that move. Hey, what do you want, feathers? It was either that or, "Safe!"...or, he wrestles cuz the only pecker he can reach is his opponents. icon_eek.gif

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 6:43am

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Gives new meaning to the term "Carpet Muncher"

Da Bomb [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 6:54am

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Boy, is HIS face red........

Nina [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 7:19am

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Midget wrestling is so damn priceless.

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 7:43am

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Now all he needs is his partner to make like a dust pan, and they could market themselves as a dustpan and brush set! - I'd buy one!

Jimmy Pop [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 7:59am

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Ironically, the video is kinda short as well.

rascalrat [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 8:10am

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ha ha that about 2 meters of face slide! lmao

westies07 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 8:37am

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nice breakdancing icon_lol.gif

Ellzee [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 10:16am

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I thought the same thing icon_cheesygrin.gif If wrestling doesn't work out for him he seems like a natural for Breakdancing icon_beer.gif

Kakihara [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 8:37am

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doing that for so many years has worn his body down to the size it is now.

God Sea [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 8:47am

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That could be a new dance move! "the floor kisser" it might be bigger than the "crank that soulja boy" dance icon_beer.gif

DramaTim [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 9:01am

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I hope so cuz soulja boy is wack. I'd pay to see the floor kisser icon_beer.gif

SuicidalJerk [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 9:20am

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Head sliding rules!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

evillizardeye [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 9:28am

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aaaaaah haaaa haaaa haaaaaaaa
now thats some funny shit
haaaa haaaa haaaaaa
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ImDead [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 9:43am

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I call that the Face slider its a new move, wake up next morning with rug or should i say ring burn lol

Malachai101 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 10:02am

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Stomp The Yard: Midget Style!

DramaTim [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 12:23pm

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I was thinking a stomp the yard comment is in need here icon_beer.gif

hereimis [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 10:13am

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Why do midgets always laugh when they run?

Ellzee [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 10:22am

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Why?

itizme [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 11:12am

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I explaned to the officer after bumping into a dwarf at a traffic lite. as the dwarf got out of his car he looked angered and approched me and said IM NOT HAPPY , I SAID if you are not HAPPY wich one are you , that is when the fight started.YALL KEEP ON GRINNIN

Fearthereaper [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 11:14am

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Hes getting ready for retirement. Future of Ex-Wrestlers:
- Death
- Drug Addicts
- Janitors (In this dwarfs case)

OrangeSunset [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 11:31am

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Best...video...ever.

talltee19 [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 11:44am

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so the the hell watches this kind of wreslting..midget people?

iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 11:56am

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that was pretty cool.

sharpchute [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 12:17pm

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I bet boogers and saliva are better cleaning agents than clorox. Nice mop man!

Pumekuhp [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 12:22pm

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A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman imediately goes to her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and proceeds to explain why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with your co-worker complimenting on how your hair smells?" The woman replies."Because it's Mitch, the midget".

dizdabiz [ban] | Mar 20 08 : 6:02am

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Pumekuhp on Mar 19 08 : 2:22pm wrote:
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman imediately goes to her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and proceeds to explain why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with your co-worker complimenting on how your hair smells?" The woman replies."Because it's Mitch, the midget".
HAHAHA! NICE ONE MATE! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 12:26pm

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im nominating this as funniest clip of the year, gonna send it around work 2moro icon_cheesygrin.gif

CptDooDooButter [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 12:30pm

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Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.

Jimmy Pop [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 12:30pm

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ImDead on Mar 19 08 : 11:43am wrote:
I call that the Face slider its a new move, wake up next morning with rug or should i say ring burn lol
Apparently, your avatar suffered from "the face slider" , too.

Komodo [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 1:11pm

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Innovative form of travel when in the ring.

filomix [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 1:13pm

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lol that was funny

Nicklo2k [ban] | Mar 19 08 : 1:32pm

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