Luckiest Man Ever Comes Inches from Certain Death

that was a gas

He musta been gassed...

he must of had gas..

lucky he was PUMPED full of adrenalin!

He blew a GASket when he saw the gas prices...
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sorry. again, i'll get my coat...

I cant think of a gas pun
now i feel left out

all i can say is lucky bastard.

Damn this video could have been so much better.
I guess I wont be telling any gas puns.

i bet he let off some gas when he
realised how lucky he was

Guy is a definate professional lurker. I mean, the way he creeped around then bolted reminded me of a squirrel.....they are watching you know...oh yes, they are watching. With their little beady eyes...planning.

just ask gil - he can tell you all about lurking squirrels. well maybe he cant come to think of it.

Gil is in denial about squirrels man.

We are everywhere.

That guy is officially living on borrowed time now...

Ho Lee Crap

wow...he must have spiderman senses...he dint even look and he was already getting out of the way...damn

lucky bastard

i dont get why he started running that way in the first place. what was so urgent?

Here is the next Bingo winner !

One lucky guy,not his time to die.I bet he went home and hugged his wife and kids real tight

10 minutes later he probably had a seizure on the middle of the fuckin road, and got a semi ran over him.

And then, when you least expect it, they pounce! And skull fuck you...

I'll fill your tank as soon as I empty my underwear.

He'll definately be in need of new underwear after this

This guy must have been an art thief cos he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

That dude should go buy some lottery tickets and see if his luck holds.

fuck, thats what I was going to say. I would also get a carton of smokes because that adrenaline rush had to have been better than sex.

damn! you pull in to fill up your car and end up filling your pants instead!! Bad day.

In russia, Chinese Firedrill runs around YOU!

ha I wish they would have shown the aftermath he probably left a trail of shit and piss all over the pavement

Nothing creative to say. So I'll say Happy Good Friday!

damn, isn't me or Scott is trying to keep us away from gas stations ????? he put some good gas stations vids the last days, is he trying to tell us something ???

Maybe so, I bought a Hybrid last year.

yeah, the cost of getting gas is deadly...

running like a spastic actually did that guy a favour.

Legs don't fail me now! I rather shit my pants than have my shit splatter all over.

It almost looked like a real like version of Mouse Trap

He only wanted to play bumper cars.. no need to be rude and run away

Is it hillary against the high gas prices?

hey scott, you use the writers for family guy to come up with your synopsis' for these clips?

Someone's having a bad day? Cheer up, guy. Here's a cold one.

A good song for this video would have been Grace Jones' "Pull up to my bumper baby!" (For those of us who are old enough to remember that song)

I see your computer geek squad posse has come out to defend you so let me address all of you at once. The truth is that you nerds get enraged when someone threatens to diminish your status and ranking on here because this is probably the only thing you guys are semi-successful in. I had JizdaBiz view my profile, scrutinize all my comments, and awakened a deep hatred within him with two words “FUNNY.. REALLY?” His response to me was:
“so was that the best comment you could make?
OK HERE WE GO(takes deep breath)
the only thing funny here is that if it was'nt for KYO you would'nt have shit in your shoutbox! your either BORING WITH SHITTY COMMENTS,UNPOPULAR,GAY OR A PAEDOPHILE! MAYBE ALL THREE!
AND WHATS WITH YOUR NAME ''LONGLIVEMCHAMMER? DID YOUR MANY UNCLES USED TO COME AND ABUSE YOU WHILE WEARING MC HAMMER TROUSERS? DO YOU ALSO LIKE MEN THAT WEAR BIG GLASSES?
FUCK OFF YOU RECTUM WORSHIPPING,SHIT STABBING,COCK IN YOUR MOUTH GAGGING WHOREBAG OF CAMEL VOMIT! GO THE FUCK BACK TO GAYSIDE WHERE YOUR WELCOME ............BY YOUR OWN!”
Shoutbox? Unpopular? Gay? Are you kidding me. This punk assessed my character from my shoutbox on this site? Who gives a shit about a shoutbox. Just goes to prove how this site consumes his life (and probably his supporters lives) to be so narrow minded. The truth is that Jiz makes shitty comments (along with some other commentators on here) and his loser computer friends boost his self-esteem by giving him a thumbs up for his substandard jokes. Now for my advice to you (since I’m in my office right now) – Get off your ass, leave your computer once in a while, and open up your eyes. Interaction with real people will most likely teach you to accept criticism. Like it or not, success and medals on this site won’t help you achieve a god damn thing in the real world. At best you might gain a computer pen pal that’s probably more worthless than you and a fake sense of accomplishment. You don’t have to be loser your whole life. The only reason why I’m taking my valuable time to provide you with this free advice is because you do sometimes make some valid points and arguments and I like to be challenged. However, like I said before, medals here won’t get you shit. Apply your semi-developed skills to achieve something real in life. You might even make a decent lawyer if you manage to get into law school. Until then pick your fights wisely. Trust me little man when I tell you this, I eat underdeveloped minds like yours on a daily basis in court and I could have made this much more painful for you since I know what you value and what makes your pussy hurt.

Mc, you are clearly a guy of some intelligence. For what it's worth, I would say don't get involved in the whole dissing and hating thing, it can escalate and reflects badly on everyone involved. You have the ability to rebut hatred with humour and vitriol with forbearance. This site is more about having a bit of fun, with the occasional flash of insightfulness. Come on, join the crowd. We're not so bad.

By all means, I agree with you and have joined the crowd. This site is attention-grabbing and entertaining. However, sometimes someone needs to bring these punks down to earth.

Welcome dr. Phil. So it is a bad thing to talk with people from other country's. Share ideals and make some fun? In real life my name isn't slamreef.. and i'm NOT! a pack of milk. So people know me only by the things they read. But that's all. I didn't know i had the time to read that whole story of yours but it's ok.. You seem to be a nice carefull guy!
Have a beer

I couldn't agree with you more Mr. Slamreef. Just when I forget why I dislike lawyers so much, I'm reminded by Mr.Fuckingknowitall.
For you: Scotty, Pumekuhp, Bertie, SS, & Slamreef
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Sushi is gonna have to check this guy out. His comments look awfully familar

A little long but very true.

Objection. You are out of order.
Are you really an attorney? One of my older brothers is one also and not in a million years would he be caught on a website picking fights and bantering with other users...he's a very mature and busy man.