Comments - Luckiest Man Ever Comes Inches from Certain Death
category: Cool | views: 64221 | posted on: 03/21/2008
I would think this is awesome, but there's probably a struggling funeral home out there that could've turned things around if this ungrateful bastard didn't get out of the way.
With their little beady eyes...planning.
LaSensacion1 [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 4:34am
wow...he must have spiderman senses...he dint even look and he was already getting out of the way...damn 
+5
Guy is a definate professional lurker. I mean, the way he creeped around then bolted reminded me of a squirrel.....they are watching you know...oh yes, they are watching. With their little beady eyes...planning.
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 5:28am
+1
fuck, thats what I was going to say. 
I would also get a carton of smokes because that adrenaline rush had to have been better than sex. 
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 6:08am
+1
damn, isn't me or Scott is trying to keep us away from gas stations ????? he put some good gas stations vids the last days, is he trying to tell us something ??? 
TigerWapWap [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 7:49am
+8
hey scott, you use the writers for family guy to come up with your synopsis' for these clips? 
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 8:02am
+2
A good song for this video would have been Grace Jones' "Pull up to my bumper baby!" (For those of us who are old enough to remember that song)
LongLiveMcHammer [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 8:34am
+9
lucky he was PUMPED full of adrenalin!
“so was that the best comment you could make?
OK HERE WE GO(takes deep breath)
the only thing funny here is that if it was'nt for KYO you would'nt have shit in your shoutbox! your either BORING WITH SHITTY COMMENTS,UNPOPULAR,GAY OR A PAEDOPHILE! MAYBE ALL THREE!
AND WHATS WITH YOUR NAME ''LONGLIVEMCHAMMER? DID YOUR MANY UNCLES USED TO COME AND ABUSE YOU WHILE WEARING MC HAMMER TROUSERS? DO YOU ALSO LIKE MEN THAT WEAR BIG GLASSES?
FUCK OFF YOU RECTUM WORSHIPPING,SHIT STABBING,COCK IN YOUR MOUTH GAGGING WHOREBAG OF CAMEL VOMIT! GO THE FUCK BACK TO GAYSIDE WHERE YOUR WELCOME ............BY YOUR OWN!”
Shoutbox? Unpopular? Gay? Are you kidding me. This punk assessed my character from my shoutbox on this site? Who gives a shit about a shoutbox. Just goes to prove how this site consumes his life (and probably his supporters lives) to be so narrow minded. The truth is that Jiz makes shitty comments (along with some other commentators on here) and his loser computer friends boost his self-esteem by giving him a thumbs up for his substandard jokes. Now for my advice to you (since I’m in my office right now) – Get off your ass, leave your computer once in a while, and open up your eyes. Interaction with real people will most likely teach you to accept criticism. Like it or not, success and medals on this site won’t help you achieve a god damn thing in the real world. At best you might gain a computer pen pal that’s probably more worthless than you and a fake sense of accomplishment. You don’t have to be loser your whole life. The only reason why I’m taking my valuable time to provide you with this free advice is because you do sometimes make some valid points and arguments and I like to be challenged. However, like I said before, medals here won’t get you shit. Apply your semi-developed skills to achieve something real in life. You might even make a decent lawyer if you manage to get into law school. Until then pick your fights wisely. Trust me little man when I tell you this, I eat underdeveloped minds like yours on a daily basis in court and I could have made this much more painful for you since I know what you value and what makes your pussy hurt.
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 8:46am
+9
Mc, you are clearly a guy of some intelligence. For what it's worth, I would say don't get involved in the whole dissing and hating thing, it can escalate and reflects badly on everyone involved. You have the ability to rebut hatred with humour and vitriol with forbearance. This site is more about having a bit of fun, with the occasional flash of insightfulness. Come on, join the crowd. We're not so bad.
LongLiveMcHammer [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 9:03am
+9
By all means, I agree with you and have joined the crowd. This site is attention-grabbing and entertaining. However, sometimes someone needs to bring these punks down to earth.
+5
Welcome dr. Phil. So it is a bad thing to talk with people from other country's. Share ideals and make some fun? In real life my name isn't slamreef.. and i'm NOT! a pack of milk. So people know me only by the things they read. But that's all. I didn't know i had the time to read that whole story of yours but it's ok.. You seem to be a nice carefull guy!
Have a beer
One of my older brothers is one also and not in a million years would he be caught on a website picking fights and bantering with other users...he's a very mature and busy man. 
LongLiveMcHammer [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 9:48am
+4
The reality is that attorneys are people to and most of the guys in my office know of this site or surf similar sites. (Yes even porn). Nevertheless you might be right, this site might be out of my league and I probably should have disregarded Mr. Diz’s insults. On the flip side- this is only fun and games and I hope no one takes this stuff to seriously.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 12:13pm
+4
I concur with ALL of you! Diz & I had a spat a while back & it's all good now (actually, I think it's his way of saying "Hi, nice to meet you. LOL) But I will say this councilor, Don't dis the people on this site as people who don't have lives & this site is all we have in our otherwise, worthless existence on this planet because, you TOO sir, are a member of this site So can we say the same for you? Just because you're an attorney doesn't mean you don't have a deep routed set of issues. Trust me, I just got of bed with one & she's all kinds of messed up! Just chill & try not to get caught up in some of the madness that happens here. I know it's hard at times (TRUST ME, your patience can get tested) but in the long run it's all fun & games! at least, that's what it's supposed to be! Now you & Diz kiss & make up!....... I Don't hear kissing!
LongLiveMcHammer [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 12:30pm
+1
Scotty,
I have enjoyed your comments in the past and think you are one of the sharper users on here. But to be fair, I never stated that everyone on this site is worthless. I think you know as well as I do that a comment like that would defeat my earlier arguments and defy logic. Being an intelligent man, surly you can’t insinuate that that is my stance.
LongLiveMcHammer on Mar 21 08 : 10:34am wrote:
dizdabiz on Mar 21 08 : 6:12am wrote:lucky he was PUMPED full of adrenalin!I see your computer geek squad posse has come out to defend you so let me address all of you at once. The truth is that you nerds get enraged when someone threatens to diminish your status and ranking on here because this is probably the only thing you guys are semi-successful in. I had JizdaBiz view my profile, scrutinize all my comments, and awakened a deep hatred within him with two words “FUNNY.. REALLY?” His response to me was: “so was that the best comment you could make?OK HERE WE GO(takes deep breath)the only thing funny here is that if it was'nt for KYO you would'nt have shit in your shoutbox! your either BORING WITH SHITTY COMMENTS,UNPOPULAR,GAY OR A PAEDOPHILE! MAYBE ALL THREE!AND WHATS WITH YOUR NAME ''LONGLIVEMCHAMMER? DID YOUR MANY UNCLES USED TO COME AND ABUSE YOU WHILE WEARING MC HAMMER TROUSERS? DO YOU ALSO LIKE MEN THAT WEAR BIG GLASSES?FUCK OFF YOU RECTUM WORSHIPPING,SHIT STABBING,COCK IN YOUR MOUTH GAGGING WHOREBAG OF CAMEL VOMIT! GO THE FUCK BACK TO GAYSIDE WHERE YOUR WELCOME ............BY YOUR OWN!”Shoutbox? Unpopular? Gay? Are you kidding me. This punk assessed my character from my shoutbox on this site? Who gives a shit about a shoutbox. Just goes to prove how this site consumes his life (and probably his supporters lives) to be so narrow minded. The truth is that Jiz makes shitty comments (along with some other commentators on here) and his loser computer friends boost his self-esteem by giving him a thumbs up for his substandard jokes. Now for my advice to you (since I’m in my office right now) – Get off your ass, leave your computer once in a while, and open up your eyes. Interaction with real people will most likely teach you to accept criticism. Like it or not, success and medals on this site won’t help you achieve a god damn thing in the real world. At best you might gain a computer pen pal that’s probably more worthless than you and a fake sense of accomplishment. You don’t have to be loser your whole life. The only reason why I’m taking my valuable time to provide you with this free advice is because you do sometimes make some valid points and arguments and I like to be challenged. However, like I said before, medals here won’t get you shit. Apply your semi-developed skills to achieve something real in life. You might even make a decent lawyer if you manage to get into law school. Until then pick your fights wisely. Trust me little man when I tell you this, I eat underdeveloped minds like yours on a daily basis in court and I could have made this much more painful for you since I know what you value and what makes your pussy hurt.
I'm not reading all that. Cliff notes, please?
panzerwagon [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 10:35am
+1
the last time i 'came' inches from certain death is when i jacked off near an electric fence
nevertapped [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 2:43pm
+1
why did he run at it, and then away? did he just want to show us how fast he really was!!
iMasturbate [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 3:55pm
+1
haha, he could've just not moved at all and he would've been fine as well.
drunkfaque [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 7:17pm
Good thing he grabbed that paper towel just before impact, now he has something to wipe is ass with!
+2
dizdabiz on Mar 21 08 : 6:12am wrote:lucky he was PUMPED full of adrenalin!I see your computer geek squad posse has come out to defend you so let me address all of you at once. The truth is that you nerds get enraged when someone threatens to diminish your status and ranking on here because this is probably the only thing you guys are semi-successful in. I had JizdaBiz view my profile, scrutinize all my comments, and awakened a deep hatred within him with two words “FUNNY.. REALLY?” His response to me was: “so was that the best comment you could make?OK HERE WE GO(takes deep breath)the only thing funny here is that if it was'nt for KYO you would'nt have shit in your shoutbox! your either BORING WITH SHITTY COMMENTS,UNPOPULAR,GAY OR A PAEDOPHILE! MAYBE ALL THREE!AND WHATS WITH YOUR NAME ''LONGLIVEMCHAMMER? DID YOUR MANY UNCLES USED TO COME AND ABUSE YOU WHILE WEARING MC HAMMER TROUSERS? DO YOU ALSO LIKE MEN THAT WEAR BIG GLASSES?FUCK OFF YOU RECTUM WORSHIPPING,SHIT STABBING,COCK IN YOUR MOUTH GAGGING WHOREBAG OF CAMEL VOMIT! GO THE FUCK BACK TO GAYSIDE WHERE YOUR WELCOME ............BY YOUR OWN!”Shoutbox? Unpopular? Gay? Are you kidding me. This punk assessed my character from my shoutbox on this site? Who gives a shit about a shoutbox. Just goes to prove how this site consumes his life (and probably his supporters lives) to be so narrow minded. The truth is that Jiz makes shitty comments (along with some other commentators on here) and his loser computer friends boost his self-esteem by giving him a thumbs up for his substandard jokes. Now for my advice to you (since I’m in my office right now) – Get off your ass, leave your computer once in a while, and open up your eyes. Interaction with real people will most likely teach you to accept criticism. Like it or not, success and medals on this site won’t help you achieve a god damn thing in the real world. At best you might gain a computer pen pal that’s probably more worthless than you and a fake sense of accomplishment. You don’t have to be loser your whole life. The only reason why I’m taking my valuable time to provide you with this free advice is because you do sometimes make some valid points and arguments and I like to be challenged. However, like I said before, medals here won’t get you shit. Apply your semi-developed skills to achieve something real in life. You might even make a decent lawyer if you manage to get into law school. Until then pick your fights wisely. Trust me little man when I tell you this, I eat underdeveloped minds like yours on a daily basis in court and I could have made this much more painful for you since I know what you value and what makes your pussy hurt.
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slash [ban] | Mar 21 08 : 4:06am
+2
that was a gas